funny short hospital stories

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

Patient: What is a mental illness? Doctor: Are you in love? Patient: Yes Doctor: Then you have a mental illness. Patient: Which textbook says that? I don't believe it! Doctor: "No book, but you can refer to 涼宮ハルヒ."

Dai Lin became a surgeon at a strange hospital. Here, they don't treat diseases but various horrific and mysterious curses! Divided into the Resentful Spirit Department, Malicious Ghost Department, Evil Ghost Department, Fierce Spirit Department, and the enigmatic Demons Department... The eerie hospital, however, had some bewildering rules: First, believe that the hospital is called Hospital 444, not 666 Hospital. Second, between midnight and four in the morning, doctors and nurses must never enter the outpatient area. Third, if you experience a severe headache and notice an inverted cross on your forehead, immediately seek treatment at the hospital's Demons Department. Fourth, all doctors in the hospital wear white masks. If you see a doctor with a red mask, ignore them and make sure they do not realize you can see them. Fifth... And Dai Lin obtained a magical artifact, a pair of the Devil's Eye —the left eye could detect, sense, and attack, while the right eye could imprison, seal, and even devour and absorb. And the source of all the terror in this hospital was the director who had never been seen by anyone...

I'm not crazy; I'm just an ordinary person living in a mental hospital, seeking to become stronger.

The young surgeon Zhao Heng awakened to a superpower. He is able to pick up various medical attributes in the hospital, and thus he steps onto the pinnacle of success. "Ding, you gained +1 experience in [Abdominal Trauma Emergency Surgery]." "Ding, you picked up [Paravertebral Block Puncture Technique (mastered)]..."

First day check-in, reward 【World-Class Cardiac Surgery Experience】 Second day check-in, reward 【World-Class Neurosurgery Experience】 Third day check-in, reward 【World-Class Carotid Surgery Experience】 ...... Three months after Qin Feng started his internship at the hospital, his originally peaceful life was disrupted. When everyone was at a loss, he performed a rescue operation that shocked the entire internet.

Check-in no primeiro dia, recompensa: 【Experiência em Cirurgia Cardíaca de Nível Mundial】 Check-in no segundo dia, recompensa: 【Experiência em Neurocirurgia de Nível Mundial】 Check-in no terceiro dia, recompensa: 【Experiência em Cirurgia de Carótida de Nível Mundial】 ...... Três meses depois que Qin Feng começou seu internato no hospital, sua vida originalmente pacífica foi perturbada. Quando todos estavam sem saber o que fazer, ele realizou uma operação de resgate que chocou toda a internet.

Registro del primer día, recompensa: 【Experiencia en Cirugía Cardíaca de Clase Mundial】 Registro del segundo día, recompensa: 【Experiencia en Neurocirugía de Clase Mundial】 Registro del tercer día, recompensa: 【Experiencia en Cirugía de Carótida de Clase Mundial】 ...... Tres meses después de que Qin Feng comenzara sus prácticas en el hospital, su vida, originalmente pacífica, fue alterada. Cuando todos estaban perplejos, realizó una operación de rescate que conmocionó a todo internet.

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.