What are the most interesting funny short hospital stories you've heard?
A patient in the hospital had a strange habit. Every time the doctor came to check on him, he would start singing a very old and out - of - tune song. The doctor was always caught off - guard and couldn't help but chuckle. The patient said it was his way of showing he was feeling better. This went on for days, and it became a running joke among the hospital staff.
I heard about a patient who tried to escape from the hospital by dressing up as a doctor. He stole a white coat and a stethoscope, but his slippers gave him away. He was running down the hall in his hospital slippers with a big 'Hospital Property' sign on them.
What are the most memorable funny true hospital stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a man who had his appendix out. When he woke up from anesthesia, he started speaking in a made - up language. He was so serious about it that the nurses thought he might have had some kind of brain issue at first. But it turned out he was just still half - asleep and making up nonsense. It was quite funny.
What are the most interesting funny dream short stories you've heard?
A friend of mine dreamed that he was a superhero with the power to turn into any animal. He first turned into a cheetah to run really fast and then into a bird to fly. It was a really cool and funny dream.
What are some of the most amusing funny hospital discharge stories you've heard?
There was a patient who was discharged on a rainy day. Instead of using the umbrella the hospital provided, he put the hospital bedpan on his head as a makeshift 'hat' to keep dry. Everyone around couldn't stop laughing. It was quite a sight.
What are the most interesting funny real life short stories you've heard?
A group of friends went camping. One of them was trying to set up his tent. He got all the poles mixed up and ended up with a really strange - looking tent that looked more like a big mess of fabric. When he finally realized what had happened, he just sat down and laughed. His friends were laughing so hard that they could barely help him fix it.
What are the most interesting funny first date short stories you've heard?
A friend of mine went on a first date to a mini - golf place. Her date was so confident at first. But on the ninth hole, he accidentally hit the ball so hard that it flew into a nearby pond and scared all the ducks. They both ended up laughing hysterically.
What are the most interesting funny paranoid stories you've heard?
One really funny one is about a man who believed that his car radio was sending his thoughts to the government. So he would only listen to static. He was so paranoid that he even covered the radio with aluminum foil. After a while, he realized that he had just been watching too many conspiracy theory shows on TV.
What are the most interesting funny interrailing stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a guy interrailing in Scandinavia. He thought he booked a sleeper compartment but actually booked a storage area. He didn't realize until he tried to lie down and there were boxes everywhere. He ended up having to share a normal seat with a really friendly family for the whole night. They shared stories and he had a great time despite the initial mix - up.
What are the most interesting funny apartment stories you've heard?
I heard a story about a person who accidentally locked themselves out of their apartment while taking out the trash, and they were only wearing their pajamas. They had to call the landlord at 3 in the morning, looking quite silly.
What are the most interesting subway funny stories you've heard?
A lady once got on the subway with a huge hat. It was so big that it kept hitting people as she walked down the aisle. She was so oblivious to it and when someone finally told her, she just took it off and put it on her lap and started laughing. It was such a simple yet funny moment.
What are the most interesting funny ape stories you've heard?
A funny ape story I heard was about an orangutan. It managed to steal a camera from a wildlife photographer. Instead of being scared, it started taking pictures of itself and the surrounding jungle. The resulting photos were really strange and funny, with the orangutan's big nose and curious eyes filling the frame.