funny hospital discharge stories

Patient: What is a mental illness? Doctor: Are you in love? Patient: Yes Doctor: Then you have a mental illness. Patient: Which textbook says that? I don't believe it! Doctor: "No book, but you can refer to 涼宮ハルヒ."

Dai Lin became a surgeon at a strange hospital. Here, they don't treat diseases but various horrific and mysterious curses! Divided into the Resentful Spirit Department, Malicious Ghost Department, Evil Ghost Department, Fierce Spirit Department, and the enigmatic Demons Department... The eerie hospital, however, had some bewildering rules: First, believe that the hospital is called Hospital 444, not 666 Hospital. Second, between midnight and four in the morning, doctors and nurses must never enter the outpatient area. Third, if you experience a severe headache and notice an inverted cross on your forehead, immediately seek treatment at the hospital's Demons Department. Fourth, all doctors in the hospital wear white masks. If you see a doctor with a red mask, ignore them and make sure they do not realize you can see them. Fifth... And Dai Lin obtained a magical artifact, a pair of the Devil's Eye —the left eye could detect, sense, and attack, while the right eye could imprison, seal, and even devour and absorb. And the source of all the terror in this hospital was the director who had never been seen by anyone...

I'm not crazy; I'm just an ordinary person living in a mental hospital, seeking to become stronger.

The young surgeon Zhao Heng awakened to a superpower. He is able to pick up various medical attributes in the hospital, and thus he steps onto the pinnacle of success. "Ding, you gained +1 experience in [Abdominal Trauma Emergency Surgery]." "Ding, you picked up [Paravertebral Block Puncture Technique (mastered)]..."

First day check-in, reward 【World-Class Cardiac Surgery Experience】 Second day check-in, reward 【World-Class Neurosurgery Experience】 Third day check-in, reward 【World-Class Carotid Surgery Experience】 ...... Three months after Qin Feng started his internship at the hospital, his originally peaceful life was disrupted. When everyone was at a loss, he performed a rescue operation that shocked the entire internet.

Check-in no primeiro dia, recompensa: 【Experiência em Cirurgia Cardíaca de Nível Mundial】 Check-in no segundo dia, recompensa: 【Experiência em Neurocirurgia de Nível Mundial】 Check-in no terceiro dia, recompensa: 【Experiência em Cirurgia de Carótida de Nível Mundial】 ...... Três meses depois que Qin Feng começou seu internato no hospital, sua vida originalmente pacífica foi perturbada. Quando todos estavam sem saber o que fazer, ele realizou uma operação de resgate que chocou toda a internet.

Registro del primer día, recompensa: 【Experiencia en Cirugía Cardíaca de Clase Mundial】 Registro del segundo día, recompensa: 【Experiencia en Neurocirugía de Clase Mundial】 Registro del tercer día, recompensa: 【Experiencia en Cirugía de Carótida de Clase Mundial】 ...... Tres meses después de que Qin Feng comenzara sus prácticas en el hospital, su vida, originalmente pacífica, fue alterada. Cuando todos estaban perplejos, realizó una operación de rescate que conmocionó a todo internet.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Devon Aldridge is a medical prodigy and the newest star at one of the country’s top hospitals. With the skill of a genius and a future paved in accolades, he seems untouchable. But behind the polished image lies a man ruled by appetite. Inside the corridors of the hospital, Devon discovers that power, reputation, and access open more than just operating rooms. Driven by unchecked lust and a taste for control, he begins indulging in a life of seduction, manipulation, and affairs with colleagues, nurses, and even patients. ——————————— Even if harem stories aren’t usually your thing, Hospital Debauchery delivers something different: a bold, character-driven narrative where desire fuels drama, and every indulgence comes with a cost. It’s a provocative blend of plot and smut, with each chapter leaving you hungry for more.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.