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Defy The Alpha(s)

Defy The Alpha(s)

Two centuries after the Great War, peace between humans and werewolves was finally achieved, or so everyone believes. Werewolves reign like gods, and humans remain blissfully unaware of their true place in the new world order. To maintain this fragile balance, each year, a handful of "lucky" humans are selected from various districts to attend Lunaris Academy, a prestigious institution that promises glory, status, and a chance to mingle with the elite. Those chosen are hailed as the lucky few, destined to marry powerful alphas and rise as luna. This year, Violet Purple is among the chosen, much to everyone's surprise. For an orphaned girl adopted by a disgraced prostitute, this is a golden ticket to a better life or so she's told. But Lunaris Academy isn’t the paradise it’s painted to be. Everything Violet and her fellow humans have been taught is a lie. Humans are far from equal; they're pawns in a much larger game. The academy is nothing but a gilded cage, and the students are lambs led to slaughter, playthings for the alphas to toy with in their ruthless games. To make matters worse, Violet catches the attention of the most dangerous players in this game, the Terror Four: the Alpha of the North, Alpha of the South, Alpha of the East, and Alpha of the West. Each one is more dangerous, more twisted, and more powerful than the last. But even among themselves, the alphas are divided, each with their own deadly ambitions. Yet, they all have their eyes on her. They expect Violet to play along, to fall in line like the others who worship at their feet, to break under their games. But Violet isn’t like the others. She refuses to bow. She’ll defy them all.
Fantasy
917 Chs
Défier Les Alpha(s)

Défier Les Alpha(s)

Deux siècles après la Grande Guerre, la paix entre les humains et les loups-garous a finalement été atteinte, du moins tout le monde le croit. Les loups-garous règnent comme des dieux, et les humains restent dans une ignorance bienheureuse de leur véritable place dans le nouvel ordre mondial. Pour maintenir cet équilibre fragile, chaque année, une poignée d'humains "chanceux" sont sélectionnés dans divers districts pour assister à l'Académie Lunaris, une institution prestigieuse qui promet gloire, statut et une chance de côtoyer l'élite. Ceux qui sont choisis sont acclamés comme les quelques chanceux, destinés à épouser de puissants alphas et à s'élever en tant que luna. Cette année, Violet Purple est parmi les élus, à la surprise de tous. Pour une fille orpheline adoptée par une prostituée déshonorée, c'est un ticket en or pour une vie meilleure ou du moins c'est ce qu'on lui dit. Mais l'Académie Lunaris n'est pas le paradis qu'on décrit. Tout ce que Violet et ses camarades humains ont appris est un mensonge. Les humains sont loin d'être égaux ; ils sont des pions dans un jeu bien plus vaste. L'académie n'est rien de plus qu'une cage dorée, et les étudiants sont des agneaux menés à l'abattoir, des jouets pour les alphas dans leurs jeux impitoyables. Pour aggraver les choses, Violet attire l'attention des joueurs les plus dangereux dans ce jeu, les Quatre Terreurs : l'Alpha du Nord, l'Alpha du Sud, l'Alpha de l'Est et l'Alpha de l'Ouest. Chacun est plus dangereux, plus tordu et plus puissant que le précédent. Mais même entre eux, les alphas sont divisés, chacun poursuivant ses propres ambitions mortelles. Pourtant, ils ont tous les yeux rivés sur elle. Ils s'attendent à ce que Violet suive le mouvement, tombe dans les rangs comme les autres qui vénèrent à leurs pieds, qu'elle casse sous leurs jeux. Mais Violet n'est pas comme les autres. Elle refuse de s'incliner. Elle va tous les défier.
Fantastique
917 Chs
Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Dois séculos após a Grande Guerra, a paz entre humanos e lobisomens finalmente foi alcançada, ou assim todos acreditam. Lobisomens reinam como deuses, e os humanos permanecem blissfully inconscientes de seu verdadeiro lugar na nova ordem mundial. Para manter esse frágil equilíbrio, a cada ano, um punhado de humanos "sortudos" é selecionado de vários distritos para frequentar a Lunaris Academy, uma instituição prestigiosa que promete glória, status e uma chance de se misturar com a elite. Os escolhidos são celebrados como os poucos sortudos, destinados a casar-se com poderosos alfas e ascender como luna. Este ano, Violet Purple está entre os escolhidos, para surpresa de todos. Para uma garota órfã adotada por uma prostituta desonrada, este é um bilhete dourado para uma vida melhor, ou pelo menos é o que dizem a ela. Mas a Lunaris Academy não é o paraíso que aparenta ser. Tudo o que Violet e seus companheiros humanos foram ensinados é uma mentira. Os humanos estão longe de serem iguais; são peões em um jogo muito maior. A academia é nada mais do que uma gaiola dourada, e os alunos são cordeiros levados ao abate, brinquedos para os alfas se divertirem em seus jogos impiedosos. Para piorar as coisas, Violet chama a atenção dos jogadores mais perigosos deste jogo, os Quatro do Terror: o Alfa do Norte, Alfa do Sul, Alfa do Leste e Alfa do Oeste. Cada um é mais perigoso, mais perverso e mais poderoso que o anterior. Mas mesmo entre si, os alfas estão divididos, cada um com suas próprias ambições mortais. Ainda assim, todos têm os olhos sobre ela. Eles esperam que Violet siga o fluxo, caia na linha como os outros que adoram aos seus pés, se quebre sob seus jogos. Mas Violet não é como os outros. Ela se recusa a se curvar. Ela vai desafiá-los a todos.
Fantasia
785 Chs
Desafía al Alfa(s)

Desafía al Alfa(s)

Dos siglos después de la Gran Guerra, la paz entre humanos y hombres lobo finalmente se logró, o eso creen todos. Los hombres lobo reinan como dioses, y los humanos permanecen alegremente inconscientes de su verdadero lugar en el nuevo orden mundial. Para mantener este frágil equilibrio, cada año, un puñado de humanos "afortunados" son seleccionados de varios distritos para asistir a la Academia Lunaris, una institución prestigiosa que promete gloria, estatus y una oportunidad de mezclarse con la élite. Los elegidos son considerados como los pocos afortunados, destinados a casarse con poderosos alfa y ascender como luna. Este año, Violet Purple está entre las elegidas, para sorpresa de todos. Para una niña huérfana adoptada por una prostituta deshonrada, esto es un boleto dorado para una vida mejor o eso le dicen. Pero la Academia Lunaris no es el paraíso que pintan ser. Todo lo que Violet y sus compañeros humanos han aprendido es una mentira. Los humanos están lejos de ser iguales; son peones en un juego mucho más grande. La academia no es más que una jaula dorada, y los estudiantes son corderos llevados al matadero, juguetes para que los alfas jueguen en sus despiadados juegos. Para empeorar las cosas, Violet atrae la atención de los jugadores más peligrosos de este juego, los Cuatro del Terror: el Alfa del Norte, Alfa del Sur, Alfa del Este y Alfa del Oeste. Cada uno es más peligroso, más retorcido y más poderoso que el anterior. Pero incluso entre ellos, los alfas están divididos, cada uno con sus propias ambiciones mortales. Sin embargo, todos tienen los ojos puestos en ella. Esperan que Violet se sume al juego, que siga la línea como los otros que adoran a sus pies, que se rompa bajo sus juegos. Pero Violet no es como los demás. Ella se niega a inclinarse. Ella los desafiará a todos.
Fantasía
771 Chs
The Evil Mother-in-law: Torment Children, Work Hard, Be Rich!

The Evil Mother-in-law: Torment Children, Work Hard, Be Rich!

Tong Huaqiong transmigrated to ancient times into the body of the malicious widow Tong Dajiao and witnessed the execution scene where the malicious widow and her children were wiped out. She returned to the year Tong Dajiao had just become a widow. At the age of forty, she was already a grandmother, embodying the roles of both a wicked stepmother and mother-in-law. Naturally, the children she raised were bad bamboo shoots. The only slight comfort she felt was that, as a widow, she didn't have to serve an old husband. In this transmigration story, she lacked all the golden fingers like systems or noble birth. She didn't even have the chance to rise through marriage. Who could a widow marry? Especially with a bunch of burdens. She could only rely on herself and her bunch of bad bamboos at home. Revitalize the family reputation, correct the children's behavior. Treat stepchildren, daughters-in-law, and granddaughters kindly, dismiss the plan of her youngest son to sell his granddaughter to a wealthy family in exchange for tuition fees, force the youngest son to strive through education on his own, use a stick to awaken the second son from being lazy and spoiled to becoming the family's backbone, and rid the youngest daughter of laziness, greed, and love-brain. Reclaim wasteland and plant crops using modern scientific knowledge, turning saline-alkali land into fertile fields, leading the whole family towards a moderately prosperous life; start a business from street vending, selling steamed buns, pastries, marinated dishes, raising pigs, beekeeping... gradually expanding their commercial territory.
History
723 Chs
Rebirth in the 80's: The Daily Life of the Villain's Mom

Rebirth in the 80's: The Daily Life of the Villain's Mom

Jiang Ran, a descendant of a family of traditional Chinese medicine, has developed new drugs and won numerous awards, but her greatest love is making and eating delicious food. After years of hard work, Jiang Ran finally won the national gourmet competition, but in her excitement, she entered a book, becoming the supporting character Jiang Ran, who divorces the male protagonist and ultimately dies tragically on the street. In the book, Jiang Ran is described as fat, with oily pimples and lazy, selfish habits. Before divorcing the male protagonist, she bullies his parents, siblings, and after the divorce, ends up homeless with her son. The newly transmigrated Jiang Ran: "......" Jiang Ran has transmigrated into a book. To avoid dying tragically on the streets, she focuses on making gourmet food, opening a restaurant, saving people diligently, and treating diseases. She pays off the debt owed to her husband’s family by the original character and raises her son, who in the book was to become a big villain, correctly. As for her husband? When he comes back, she plans to ask for a divorce! Pei Huai is about to graduate and plans to return home. But he discovers something strange in the letters his younger brothers and sisters have been sending recently. Brother: Sister-in-law’s cooking is so delicious! I like sister-in-law! Sister: The clothes sister-in-law made are so beautiful! I like sister-in-law! Pei Huai feels something is not right and decides to go home and take a look. As he steps into the house, he is greeted by a bright and charming face: "Husband, you’re back? Are you back to get a divorce?" Pei Huai remains expressionless: No, I am not! {Reading Guide: This text is set in an alternate world with creative liberties taken. The understanding of the '80s and '90s comes from online research, and I hope for your understanding.}
Urban
672 Chs
Can you recommend some hilarious children's story?
Well, 'Where the Wild Things Are' by Maurice Sendak is also very funny. Max, the main character, gets sent to his room without supper and his imagination takes him to a land full of wild things. The illustrations and the simple yet imaginative story are quite hilarious.
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2024-12-08 20:13
What makes a hilarious children's story so appealing to kids?
The humor in it. Kids love to laugh, and when a story has funny characters like the silly cat in 'The Cat in the Hat' or strange situations like in 'James and the Giant Peach', it grabs their attention right away.
2 answers
2024-12-08 21:43
Tell me some hilarious children's funny joke stories.
A little kid said to his mother, 'Mom, I'm so tired.' His mom asked, 'Why are you so tired?' He replied, 'I've been running up and down the stairs all day.' His mom was confused and said, 'But we live in a bungalow!' The kid just shrugged and said, 'I know, but I still had fun.'
2 answers
2024-12-16 05:33
Children's crosstalk "Didn't Do Well" hilarious version
The following is a hilarious example of a children's crosstalk,"Did Not Do Well": A: Hello everyone, I'm a little smart guy. B: (with a long face) Boohoo, hello everyone, I'm not in a good mood. A: Yo, what's wrong with you? It was like a frosted eggplant. B: It's all because I didn't do well in the exam. (Sadder, sobs) A: Hey, this is not a big deal. B: It's easy for you to say. You didn't do badly. A: Do you know? This exam is like playing a game. If you can't pass it once, let's play it again. B: But my parents will scold me. A: If your parents scold you, you can say,"Dad, Mom, I'm just accumulating failure experience. Failure is the mother of success. I'm only a few steps away from success." B: What kind of twisted logic is this? A: How is this crooked logic? Look, I'm testing you. Why didn't you do well? B: (Scratching his head) I don't know either. I feel like I can do all the questions, but the answer is wrong. A: Did aliens invade your brain during the exam and steal all your knowledge? B: There are no aliens. A: Did your eyes suddenly become highly near-sighted during the exam and misread the questions? B: No, I have good eyesight. [A: Did you lose control of your hand when you were doing the questions and write in Martian?] B: (amused) Don't tease me. A: I'm not teasing you. Look, there must be a reason why we didn't do well in the exam. We have to find this little monster and defeat it. He would be able to do well in the next exam. B: But I'm still sad. A: Don't be sad. You see, I didn't do well in the last exam, so I told my dad,"Dad, I didn't do well this time because I used my intelligence to do other great things, such as helping mom catch cockroaches in the kitchen and naming the neighbor's dog." B: What did your dad say? A: My dad said,"Forget it. If you don't do well next time, you'll live with Xiao Qiang." However, I worked hard and improved in this exam. B: Really? A: Of course it's true. As long as you pull yourself together, you'll definitely do well next time. When that time comes, you can show off in front of your parents. B: It's not good to show off. A: (Patting B on the shoulder) Haha, I just want to make you happy. Let's start analyzing those wrong questions now and overcome them. We'll let everyone look at you in a new light in the next exam. B: Alright, let's get started.
1 answer
2026-01-11 16:34
Tell me some hilarious idiot children stories.
One story could be about a little boy who thought his pet dog could fly. So he climbed on the roof with the dog and tried to push it off, thinking it would soar like a bird. Luckily, his mom saw just in time and stopped him. It was hilarious but also a bit scary at the same time.
2 answers
2024-11-13 15:31
High quality, easy, hilarious novel, having children
He recommended a few good novels. " Confused Mommy, Lust Wife " was an ancient romance novel written by My Heart Elegant. The female protagonist transmigrated into a fool, teasing beautiful men, taking advantage of tofu, and teasing the king's killer. It was a simple and easy novel. " The Perfect Nanny Dad's Life " was an urban life novel by Stars in Love with the Rain. It was a child-rearing novel that solved the troubles of raising children. It had a hilarious story of a pair of twins who cheated their parents. It also promoted traditional virtues and took a warm and funny route. " The Reborn Treasure Mother's College Entrance Examination " was a modern romance urban life novel written by Yzmb. The female protagonist was reborn into a special era and became an abandoned woman who was pregnant. She tried her best to get into university and lived a rough life. " My Nanny Dad's Life " was an urban life novel written by a member of the children's group. It was a warm and funny nanny novel. The characters were rich, and the daily life of the cute baby was interesting. The style was fresh and humorous. " Starting from the Island Lord " was a fantasy sword and magic novel from Moxiang. It led the mainstream. The main character farmed and married a princess to change the world, but the logic was not very good. It was okay in the early stages, but it lost interest in the later stages. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-15 07:39
children's story
Children's stories are a form of literature for young children. They aim to convey knowledge, values, and emotions through stories. These stories usually contain easy-to-understand plots and lively and interesting characters to attract the attention of young children and promote their language, cognition, and emotional development. Early childhood stories can be presented in various media forms, such as books, audio stories, and online resources. They were widely used in early childhood education and family education to cultivate children's interest in reading, imagination, and emotional intelligence.
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2024-12-24 21:16
Children's story
'My Legendary Life', an urban novel written by Bai Sha. Zhao Can had transmigrated to Hong Kong in 1953. He monopolized and dominated various industries. He was also involved in media and entertainment, and he was involved in semiconductor. He invested the money he earned from foreigners into the construction of his motherland and became extremely rich. The male lead, Zhao Can, was 15 years old. He was the young master of the Zhao family's gold shop. The female supporting characters, Mu Xing and Mu Yue, were twins. They were 10 years old. This book was fast paced and did not drag. It was not like other rebirth novels that were smelly and long. Although he didn't want to look at the name and introduction, the more he read, the better it looked. The recommendation index was 3 stars. " Adventure in the animated world " was a novel written by Qiong Si. The main character Qiu Ming could transmigrate to the animation world after buying the domestic animation book, and the characters in it had a new look. The author was a veteran. His writing style, logic, and imagination were all good, and the plot was compact. This book evoked childhood memories of the 80s and 90s. The world that the protagonist traveled to was familiar with domestic animations, such as the Three Monks. It was currently completed. Although there were some small flaws, it was worth a look. 'Super God's Children', an urban supernatural novel written with a silver coin. This was not an ordinary kindergarten. It was filled with little monsters. The main character, Jiang Xuan, was a kindergarten teacher intern. After going through a bumpy journey, he triggered the Super God kindergarten system and began to raise monster students. The style was funny, and the author had a big imagination. Although there were some small toxic points, the later parts did not fall into the cliché. There was no posturing and face-slapping plot. Currently, it was a seedling. The recommendation index was 3 stars. " Siheyuan: From the Escape to the Beginning " was a novel by Yuzhu-kun. The story took place in the Siheyuan of Sijiu City, and there were different stories and relationships between the characters. " Muye: This is a great choice ", a light novel written by Milk Tea. Once Qimu Ye transmigrated to the Naruto World, there was a selection system. After he obtained the LOL items, he had a huge impact on the Naruto world. The supporting roles also had their own characteristics, such as Kakashi, Sunset Red, Wave Feng Shui Gate, and so on.
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2026-06-30 05:26
Share a Hilarious Mother's Day Story
Mother's Day at our house is always eventful. One year, my brother thought it would be a great idea to give mom a 'flying' experience. He made a contraption out of some ropes and a chair, thinking he could make mom 'fly' like in a carnival ride. When mom sat in the chair, the whole thing toppled over. Thankfully, mom wasn't hurt and we all laughed until our stomachs hurt. It was a very funny and unique Mother's Day moment.
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2024-11-19 14:00
Celebrity fathers bring their children to read the hilarious novel for free.
The following are some novels that involve celebrity fathers raising children: - " Celebrity Daddy Baby Girl ": The protagonist Luo Kai was reborn at the beginning of his transmigration. His five-year-old daughter was by his side. He mainly took care of the baby and supplemented his career. He fought hard in the entertainment industry again. The novel was warm and daily, the plot was smooth and stable, and the characters were vivid and full. However, there were some problems such as poor title, lack of follow-up, repetitive routines, lack of cool points, easy aesthetic fatigue in the middle and later stages, and excessive content. The plot was scattered, and the emotional line was not good. - " The Happy Life of a Reborn Dad ": The author is Simba Tree. The genre is urban life and has been completed. It tells the story of Xia Zekai after his rebirth. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-04-09 00:18
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