Tell me some hilarious children's funny joke stories.
A little kid said to his mother, 'Mom, I'm so tired.' His mom asked, 'Why are you so tired?' He replied, 'I've been running up and down the stairs all day.' His mom was confused and said, 'But we live in a bungalow!' The kid just shrugged and said, 'I know, but I still had fun.'
A boy was at the dinner table and his dad asked him to say grace. The boy prayed, 'Dear God, thank you for our food, and if you can't make it good, please don't make it too bad. Amen.' His innocent way of praying made everyone at the table laugh.
Share some children's funny joke stories.
Here's another. A teacher asked a student, 'If I gave you two cats and then two more cats and two more cats, how many would you have?' The student said, 'Seven!' The teacher was puzzled and said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, plus two cats, plus two cats, that's six cats.' But the student said, 'I already have a cat at home, so it's seven!'
Tell me some hilarious idiot children stories.
One story could be about a little boy who thought his pet dog could fly. So he climbed on the roof with the dog and tried to push it off, thinking it would soar like a bird. Luckily, his mom saw just in time and stopped him. It was hilarious but also a bit scary at the same time.
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
Tell me some funny christmas joke stories.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Tell me some funny humor joke stories.
Here is a joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me some funny christmas joke stories.
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'
Tell me some clean short funny joke stories.
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.
Tell me a funny joke story.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
Tell me more funny Scottish joke stories.
Here's a funny one. A Scottish man walks into a pub and orders a whisky. The bartender says, 'That'll be 3 pounds.' The Scotsman says, '3 pounds? I could get a whole bottle for that at the shop down the road!' The bartender says, 'Well, you can go there then.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, but I don't have a glass there.'