A man went to a new barber. The barber was very chatty. He asked the man, 'What do you do for a living?' The man replied that he was a magician. The barber said, 'Oh, that's really cool. So can you make people disappear?' The man said, 'Yes, I can.' The barber then said, 'Well, you can start with my wife!' It was a really funny moment.
A family went to Costco to buy a new TV. They found a great deal on a really large flat - screen. However, when they got it home, they realized they had no idea how to mount it on the wall. So, they ended up propping it up on a bunch of boxes in the middle of their living room for weeks until they could figure out the mounting situation. Every time they had guests over, it was a source of great amusement as the TV looked so out of place.
In the story where he mistakes the pepper for an apple, the funniest part is his reaction. His face going red and his desperate search for water is really comical.
Well, there was a CNA who was helping an elderly patient get dressed. The patient was a bit stubborn and wanted to wear his pants backwards. The CNA tried to explain that it was wrong, but the patient was insistent. In the end, the CNA let him wear the pants backwards. When the patient saw himself in the mirror, he started laughing so hard and then agreed to put them on the right way.
There was a man who proposed during a family dinner. He pretended to choke on his food and when everyone was panicking, he dropped to one knee and pulled out the ring. He said, 'I'm not choking, but I will be if you don't say yes to marrying me.' It was so unexpected and funny that the whole family laughed and she said yes. It was a moment full of laughter and love.
In one story, a pilot was trying to impress a young passenger by doing a little 'fly - by' near the child's hometown. But he misjudged the distance a bit and the plane shook a little more than expected. He quickly said, 'That was my special extra - bumpy sightseeing tour'. The kid thought it was the coolest thing ever and the other passengers were amused by the pilot's quick - witted response.
A parrot was known for imitating sounds. One day, a fire truck passed by with its siren blaring. The parrot started to imitate the siren. But it didn't stop. It kept going for hours. The owner was so frustrated but at the same time couldn't stop laughing at how the parrot just wouldn't stop making that noise.
A bakery once had a delivery mix - up. They sent a box of doughnuts to a funeral parlor instead of a coffee shop. The people at the funeral parlor were quite surprised but then decided to share the doughnuts with the mourners. It turned out to be a sweet and funny moment in an otherwise solemn place, and the bakery learned to double - check their deliveries after that.