funny lingerie shopping stories

One story could be that a husband was so confused among all the different styles of lingerie in the store. He ended up asking the salesperson for the 'least complicated' piece, thinking it was like buying a regular shirt.

Well, once I went lingerie shopping with my friend. She was so shy that when the salesperson asked her size, she mumbled and said a completely wrong one. When she tried it on, it was like a circus tent on her. We couldn't stop laughing.

Sure. A husband decided to surprise his wife with some lingerie. He walked into the store and was immediately overwhelmed. He saw a bright red, very frilly piece and thought it was the epitome of sexy. He bought it without really thinking. When his wife opened it, she burst out laughing because it was so over - the - top and not at all her taste, but his effort was endearing.

One appropriate story could be that the son accompanies his mom to a lingerie store to help her pick out a nice set as a gift for his dad's anniversary. He waits outside the changing room and gives his opinion on the colors and styles his mom shows him from a distance, like saying the red one looks elegant.

One time I was in a lingerie store and there was a man who was clearly lost. He was looking around nervously. When the salesperson asked if he needed help, he said he was looking for a gift for his wife but had no idea where to start. His confusion was quite funny.

One positive story could be that mom and son go grocery shopping together. The son helps mom pick out the freshest fruits and vegetables. He might learn about different types of produce and how to tell if they are ripe. For example, he discovers that a ripe avocado should be slightly soft to the touch. It's a great bonding experience as they make healthy food choices together.

Sure. Say the mom has lost a lot of weight and wants to celebrate by buying some new lingerie. Her son, who is proud of her accomplishment, goes with her. He encourages her to try on different styles she might not have considered before. They have a great time in the store, and the son makes her feel confident about her new body and her choices.

Well, instead of a lingerie shopping story which is inappropriate for a mom - son scenario, here could be a shopping - related alternative. They could go shopping for a gift for a female relative. For example, they might go to a department store to pick out a nice scarf or a piece of jewelry for mom's sister. The son could offer his opinions on which one looks more stylish or elegant.

One typical shopping funny story is when people misjudge the size of something. Like buying a huge piece of furniture without measuring the space at home first. Then they struggle to fit it through the door or find a place for it. It's really funny to see them trying to figure out what to do.

Last holiday season, I was in a store when a little girl was begging her mom for a toy. Her mom said no, so the girl put on a pair of reindeer antlers and started dancing around the toy, saying she was a magical reindeer who needed that toy to fly. It was so cute and funny that the mom finally gave in.