Warehouse 13: The Catalogue Stone
Everything in this Warehouse is catalogued, and Miles Avery is the first thing in a hundred years that isn't. He woke on the cold bronze-sector floor with a long-dead Caretaker's astrolabe-sphere lodged behind his sternum, an intake interface bleeding across his vision, and a note in his own handwriting that read DO NOT LET THEM SHELVE YOU. The sphere lets him re-forge any artifact he touches, jump a decade back to plant the evidence he'll later find, and spend a stat called Tether that he can never fully earn back, because every use drags the dead woman's mind a little further over his own. Adwin Kosan reviews the master ledger weekly, and phantom-numbered gaps have started appearing in it. Miles knows Sykes is coming, knows what burns, and knows his stolen foreknowledge is rotting because his own time-jumps keep editing the show he memorized. The only question older than the war is why an apex artifact that erased itself from every record on Earth chose a chest to hide inside, and which living Regent put it there.