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The Lonely Hermit

The Lonely Hermit

for faster updates find the Book on Wattpad. Book #1 is finished. The lonely Hermit. Book #2 The Blood Moon War. Book 2 starts in chapter 21. For sixty-six million years, Elias wandered alone beneath eternal rain. Thrown backward through time to an Earth before humanity, Elias unknowingly reshapes creation itself through ancient magic leaking from his grief, loneliness, and memory of his lost brother, Remi. A single joyful scream upon discovering the divine sword Excalibur shatters Pangaea apart and tears reality in two, creating the Veil — a hidden magical world separated forever from the Human World. Inside the Veil, Elias becomes known as the Lonely Hermit, an immortal godlike being who unknowingly creates kingdoms, creatures, and Guardians tied directly to his soul: Eros of the Flame Kingdom, Solis of the Sea Kingdom, Athena of the Sky Kingdom, and Rahaa, the great serpent protector of the Enchanted Forest. If they die, Elias dies with them. Then, during the age of Yeshua, the impossible happens. A human child enters the Veil. Silas becomes the first light in Elias’ endless existence. Raised beside lakes and silver forests beneath eternal rain, the boy gives the Hermit purpose again. But Silas grows obsessed with power after realizing he possesses no magic in a magical world. Eventually he discovers the hidden Vampire Kingdom, where the ancient king Vladimir corrupts him with promises of destiny. Silas abandons Elias and becomes the Blood Prince, ruler of vampires and herald of the catastrophic Blood Moon War. As kingdoms burn and Guardians fall, Elias collapses into grief-induced sleep, destabilizing the Veil itself. Athena retaliates, beginning the apocalyptic End War between heaven, abyss, monsters, angels, and immortals. Meanwhile, humanity evolves outside the Veil. The mysterious Master grants humanity Yeshua, Tobias the healer, and Joshua the giver, whose miracles reshape civilization forever. Rome transforms into a holy empire worshipping Tobias as the “Star-Blessed.” Salvia rises from refugees and fanaticism. Parthia becomes a ruthless military power. China fractures beneath migration and ideological collapse. Then the heavens break. As the End War destabilizes reality, the oceans rise into the sky, revealing floating island-seas called Skyholds filled with Veilstone — a gravity-altering mineral capable of powering flying fleets and devastating weapons. Humanity enters a new age of airborne empires, holy wars, and conquest among the heavens themselves. But hidden beneath every war, prophecy, and revolution lies one terrifying truth: The world itself bends emotionally around Elias and Silas. One embodies hope. The other embodies grief. And as civilizations rise around myth, fear, and belief, creation itself moves slowly toward a final confrontation between the Lonely Hermit and the son who became apocalypse.
Fantasy
129 Chs
The Reclusive(?) Hermit

The Reclusive(?) Hermit

WARNING - This novel contains content that is not suitable for those whose mental age have not reached adulthood. If you think you are mature enough, think again, whether you can stomach the cruelties of reality, like killing, torturing, raping, enslaving, etc. and accept that such cruelty is a natural way of life, true to its desires. Whether or not you are mature enough, can only be decided by yourself, and only after thorough introspection. After all that, and you still think this is a book worth peeking, then you will not be stopped anymore. You have been warned. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Also, there won't be much romance when it comes to the main character, so don't expect much....maybe. You shall see. I don't know why it's labeled a fantasy romance novel just because there's a female lead.... I clearly chose Fantasy only... with a female leading the story. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Thus begins the spinning of a tale, of a certain railgu-*cough* I mean cultivator, who wishes nothing more than to live forever, so that the nearly never-ending things that they want to do can be leisurely done, -I mean, who doesn't want to take it easy?- while keeping a low profile, not to attract attention. Can they truly do so though??? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ba-*cough cough* I mean, find out in this slow, but steady tale about a lazy, yet extremely curious low-key(?) cultivator! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ah Yes, one last thing, the picture used does not actually belong to me. If you're the artist, and do not wish for this picture to be used, please inform me. All due credits to the original artist.
Fantasy
34 Chs
Can you share some funny hermit crab stories?
I heard a story about a hermit crab in an aquarium. It managed to climb onto a little plastic toy and rode it around like it was a vehicle. It held on tightly as the water current moved the toy. All the other fish seemed as surprised as the onlookers. It was such a hilarious sight.
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2024-12-08 19:40
What is hermit crab fiction?
Hermit crab fiction is a type of creative writing. It's like when a story takes on the 'shell' of another form. For example, it could be a story written in the form of a recipe, or a diary entry, but it's not actually just a recipe or a diary. It uses the structure of something else to tell a unique story.
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2024-11-30 08:10
The Hermit Crab's Story
Here are a few different versions of the hermit crab story: ** I. The Story of Hermit Crab and Anemone ** The hermit crab's abdomen was soft and lacked the protection of its shell. In order to survive, it could only seek shelter. It would " borrow " a house from Conch, sometimes engage in second-hand housing transactions, and when the property market policy tightened, it would also stay in wine bottles, glass bottles, and so on. Although they had a shelter and a certain ability to protect themselves, they were still in danger when facing predators. Anemones had many tentacles, and the stinging cells on the tentacles could secrete poison to scare off enemies. However, they could not move freely and could only wait for their prey to fall into their trap. Once, a hermit crab met an sea antler while looking for a house. The hermit crab fell in love with the sea antler and pursued success. After the sea antler lived in the hermit crab's house, the two lived in symbiosis. The sea antler helped the hermit crab resist foreign enemies, and the hermit crab carried the sea antler to swim in the sea and share food with each other. If the hermit crab grew up and the house was not enough to live in, the Sea Anemone would secrete chitins to help it expand the house. If the hermit crab found a bigger conch to move into the new house, it would also take the Sea Anemone. But sometimes the sea antler would run away from home when she was angry, and the hermit crab would look for it in panic. When they reunited, they would touch the sea antler with their antennae to say,"Dear, don't be angry, let's go home." The two would be together until they were old. ** 2. The Story of the Male Hermit Crab and the Female Hermit Crab ** A male hermit crab tried to find a large empty shell and cleaned it up to make his own house. Soon after, he found a female hermit crab and they lived happily in the big house. When they went out, the female hermit crab was free to swim, look for food, and play. The male hermit crab carried the heavy house and followed behind with difficulty. The female hermit crab had to stop and wait for the male crab after swimming for a while. However, not long after, the female hermit crab swam away with an unrestrained lobster and never came back. The male hermit crab could not leave the heavy house, so he could only watch the female hermit crab disappear into the distance. This story had many philosophical implications. For example, owning a house could reduce the difficulty of finding a partner, but a house alone could not keep a woman. If a house became too heavy a burden, life would be unbearable. When pursuing material things, one had to weigh the gains and losses. Having material things did not mean that one would be happy. One might lose more precious things while obtaining material things. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-22 04:54
Can hermit crab essays be fictional?
Yes, they can. Hermit crab essays can take on fictional elements to make the content more engaging or convey a particular message.
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2024-10-15 09:49
What are the features of hermit crab cartoons?
Hermit crab cartoons often have cute and colorful designs. They might show the crabs in various adventures or funny situations.
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2025-10-08 02:09
How to draw a hermit crab cartoon?
It's not too hard. Start with sketching the basic shape of the crab's body. Then add details like the eyes, claws, and shell patterns.
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2025-05-03 10:42
What are the characteristics of cartoon hermit crab?
Well, in cartoons, the hermit crab is often depicted with a unique and sometimes exaggerated shell design. It's also shown to be quite cautious and protective of its home. Sometimes, it's given human-like expressions and behaviors to make it more engaging for viewers.
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2025-05-06 22:58
What is the hermit crab life story?
The hermit crab life story is quite interesting. Hermit crabs start as tiny larvae in the ocean. As they grow, they look for empty shells to make their homes. They keep changing shells as they get bigger. They are also very social creatures and can often be found in groups. They scavenge for food, mainly eating bits of dead plants and animals.
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2024-11-17 15:41
What is hermit crab flash fiction?
Hermit crab flash fiction is a form of very short fiction. It's like a hermit crab that borrows a 'shell' - in this case, an existing form or structure. For example, it might use a recipe, a how - to guide, or a list as its framework and then tell a fictional story within that. It's a creative and unique way to write concise stories.
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2024-12-13 02:34
What is the popularity of the Hermit the Crab cartoon?
It's quite popular among kids. The colorful characters and fun storylines attract many young viewers.
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2025-05-28 21:19
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