funny hermit crab stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Adventure, Comedy, Kingdom-building In a world-ending apocalypse, he gave his life to save a friend, only to be reborn as an orphan with 'Crab Affinity'. All humans were killed, their souls stolen and claimed by monsters - vampires, demons, zombies - you name it. Reborn as Barnacles (Barns for short), the once-legendary hero claws his way back to strength under the tutelage of the gluttonous and iconic King Crab, a sentient crustacean with more vice than virtue in his shell. But Barns and his crab have a cheat that can heal the world - their powers combined can bring lost humans back to life. The duo do the only logical thing - build a kingdom, and restore humanity! It's time to take a crack at resetting the apocalypse. Updated daily. Reincarnation, Isekai, Some smut (we have fun here, it's all marked as R-18 and skippable). [WSA-2025]

for faster updates find the Book on Wattpad. Book #1 is finished. The lonely Hermit. Book #2 The Blood Moon War. Book 2 starts in chapter 21. For sixty-six million years, Elias wandered alone beneath eternal rain. Thrown backward through time to an Earth before humanity, Elias unknowingly reshapes creation itself through ancient magic leaking from his grief, loneliness, and memory of his lost brother, Remi. A single joyful scream upon discovering the divine sword Excalibur shatters Pangaea apart and tears reality in two, creating the Veil — a hidden magical world separated forever from the Human World. Inside the Veil, Elias becomes known as the Lonely Hermit, an immortal godlike being who unknowingly creates kingdoms, creatures, and Guardians tied directly to his soul: Eros of the Flame Kingdom, Solis of the Sea Kingdom, Athena of the Sky Kingdom, and Rahaa, the great serpent protector of the Enchanted Forest. If they die, Elias dies with them. Then, during the age of Yeshua, the impossible happens. A human child enters the Veil. Silas becomes the first light in Elias’ endless existence. Raised beside lakes and silver forests beneath eternal rain, the boy gives the Hermit purpose again. But Silas grows obsessed with power after realizing he possesses no magic in a magical world. Eventually he discovers the hidden Vampire Kingdom, where the ancient king Vladimir corrupts him with promises of destiny. Silas abandons Elias and becomes the Blood Prince, ruler of vampires and herald of the catastrophic Blood Moon War. As kingdoms burn and Guardians fall, Elias collapses into grief-induced sleep, destabilizing the Veil itself. Athena retaliates, beginning the apocalyptic End War between heaven, abyss, monsters, angels, and immortals. Meanwhile, humanity evolves outside the Veil. The mysterious Master grants humanity Yeshua, Tobias the healer, and Joshua the giver, whose miracles reshape civilization forever. Rome transforms into a holy empire worshipping Tobias as the “Star-Blessed.” Salvia rises from refugees and fanaticism. Parthia becomes a ruthless military power. China fractures beneath migration and ideological collapse. Then the heavens break. As the End War destabilizes reality, the oceans rise into the sky, revealing floating island-seas called Skyholds filled with Veilstone — a gravity-altering mineral capable of powering flying fleets and devastating weapons. Humanity enters a new age of airborne empires, holy wars, and conquest among the heavens themselves. But hidden beneath every war, prophecy, and revolution lies one terrifying truth: The world itself bends emotionally around Elias and Silas. One embodies hope. The other embodies grief. And as civilizations rise around myth, fear, and belief, creation itself moves slowly toward a final confrontation between the Lonely Hermit and the son who became apocalypse.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Sekar Arum, an ordinary girl with an extraordinary curiosity, finds herself trapped in a game world called Eterna Realm, a world far too vivid to be just a simulation. With sharp wit and a streak of absurd luck, she survives deadly trials, obtains angelic artifacts, and gains a strange ability known as the Play Store System, a skill that grants access to every game in the universe. Yet the deeper she ventures into Eterna, the more she realizes that this world is no ordinary game. A vast secret hides behind the system, behind the gods, and even within herself. In a world where luck can be stolen and fate can be rewritten, Sekar will learn the true meaning of power… and redemption. What to Expect • A genius villain in hiding • A virtual world bleeding into reality • Slow-life moments • Minimal effort with maximum results • Frequent update.

WARNING - This novel contains content that is not suitable for those whose mental age have not reached adulthood. If you think you are mature enough, think again, whether you can stomach the cruelties of reality, like killing, torturing, raping, enslaving, etc. and accept that such cruelty is a natural way of life, true to its desires. Whether or not you are mature enough, can only be decided by yourself, and only after thorough introspection. After all that, and you still think this is a book worth peeking, then you will not be stopped anymore. You have been warned. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Also, there won't be much romance when it comes to the main character, so don't expect much....maybe. You shall see. I don't know why it's labeled a fantasy romance novel just because there's a female lead.... I clearly chose Fantasy only... with a female leading the story. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Thus begins the spinning of a tale, of a certain railgu-*cough* I mean cultivator, who wishes nothing more than to live forever, so that the nearly never-ending things that they want to do can be leisurely done, -I mean, who doesn't want to take it easy?- while keeping a low profile, not to attract attention. Can they truly do so though??? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ba-*cough cough* I mean, find out in this slow, but steady tale about a lazy, yet extremely curious low-key(?) cultivator! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ah Yes, one last thing, the picture used does not actually belong to me. If you're the artist, and do not wish for this picture to be used, please inform me. All due credits to the original artist.