funny text chat stories

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation". Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure. Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world… Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent. While other Apostles can only use one game character… Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use. While other Apostles are still using weak human characters... Lin Xun is already using powerful monster BOSS characters. … Then one day, when Lin Xun brings a terrifying BOSS into the real world... "Would you believe me if I said I'm here to save the world?"

One day, Wang Ping joined a transmigrators' group chat, where each member could randomly transmigrate to different worlds and obtain their own exclusive cheats. Wang Ping thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of his life... "Wait, 60 out of 67 group members went offline? What happened?" "Ding, one group member was eliminated. Chen Kang, who joined the group chat at the same time as you, has died. He didn't survive for even ten seconds. All group members, please take this as a warning." Wang Ping was stunned, instantly realizing that this transmigrators' group chat was a huge scam, with a high mortality rate among its members. Death could happen in the blink of an eye. Fortunately, Wang Ping awakened the Life Simulator! "Ding, Life Simulator activated, talent refreshing..." "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the golden talent—Holy Body, the legendary talent—Space-Time Celestial Body, and the legendary talent—Becoming Stronger By Taking In Disciples."

Un jour, Wang Ping a rejoint un groupe de chat de transmigrants, où chaque membre pouvait transmigrer aléatoirement vers différents mondes et obtenir ses propres avantages exclusifs. Wang Ping pensait qu'il était sur le point d'atteindre le sommet de sa vie... "Attendez, 60 membres sur 67 sont hors ligne ? Que s'est-il passé ?" "Ding, un membre du groupe a été éliminé. Chen Kang, qui a rejoint le groupe de chat en même temps que vous, est décédé. Il n'a pas survécu plus de dix secondes. Tous les membres du groupe, veuillez prendre ceci comme un avertissement." Wang Ping était stupéfait, réalisant instantanément que ce groupe de chat de transmigrants était une vaste arnaque, avec un taux de mortalité élevé parmi ses membres. La mort pouvait survenir en un clin d'œil. Heureusement, Wang Ping a éveillé le Simulateur de Vie ! "Ding, Simulateur de Vie activé, actualisation des talents..." "Félicitations à l'hôte pour avoir obtenu le talent doré—Corps Saint, le talent légendaire—Corps Céleste de l'Espace-Temps, et le talent légendaire—Devenir Plus Fort En Prenant Des Disciples."

Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.

Um dia, Wang Ping entrou em um grupo de chat de transmigrados, onde cada membro podia transmigrar aleatoriamente para diferentes mundos e obter suas próprias trapaças exclusivas. Wang Ping pensou que estava prestes a atingir o auge de sua vida... "Espera, 60 dos 67 membros do grupo ficaram offline? O que aconteceu?" "Ding, um membro do grupo foi eliminado. Chen Kang, que entrou no grupo de chat ao mesmo tempo que você, morreu. Ele não sobreviveu nem por dez segundos. Todos os membros do grupo, por favor, tomem isso como um aviso." Wang Ping ficou atônito, percebendo instantaneamente que este grupo de chat de transmigrados era uma grande farsa, com uma alta taxa de mortalidade entre seus membros. A morte poderia acontecer num piscar de olhos. Felizmente, Wang Ping despertou o Simulador de Vida! "Ding, Simulador de Vida ativado, atualizando talentos..." "Parabéns ao anfitrião por obter o talento dourado—Corpo Sagrado, o talento lendário—Corpo Celestial do Espaço-Tempo, e o talento lendário—Ficar Mais Forte Ao Aceitar Discípulos."

Suatu hari, Wang Ping bergabung dengan chat group para petualang lintas waktu, di mana setiap anggota bisa secara acak berpindah ke dunia yang berbeda dan mendapatkan cheat eksklusif mereka sendiri. Wang Ping berpikir dia akan segera mencapai puncak kehidupannya... "Tunggu, 60 dari 67 anggota grup menjadi offline? Apa yang terjadi?" "Ding, satu anggota grup telah tereliminasi. Chen Kang, yang bergabung dengan chat group pada waktu yang sama dengan Anda, telah meninggal. Dia bahkan tidak bertahan selama sepuluh detik. Semua anggota grup, tolong anggap ini sebagai peringatan." Wang Ping terkejut, seketika menyadari bahwa chat group petualang lintas waktu ini adalah penipuan besar, dengan tingkat kematian yang tinggi di antara anggotanya. Kematian bisa terjadi dalam sekejap mata. Untungnya, Wang Ping membangkitkan Simulator Kehidupan! "Ding, Simulator Kehidupan diaktifkan, menyegarkan bakat..." "Selamat kepada tuan rumah karena telah memperoleh bakat emas—Tubuh Suci, bakat legendaris—Tubuh Surgawi Ruang-Waktu, dan bakat legendaris—Menjadi Lebih Kuat Dengan Menerima Murid."

Un día, Wang Ping se unió a un chat grupal de transmigradores, donde cada miembro podía transmigrar aleatoriamente a diferentes mundos y obtener sus propias trampas exclusivas. Wang Ping pensó que estaba a punto de alcanzar el pináculo de su vida... "Espera, ¿60 de 67 miembros del grupo se desconectaron? ¿Qué pasó?" "Ding, un miembro del grupo fue eliminado. Chen Kang, que se unió al chat grupal al mismo tiempo que tú, ha muerto. No sobrevivió ni siquiera diez segundos. Todos los miembros del grupo, tomen esto como una advertencia." Wang Ping quedó atónito, dándose cuenta instantáneamente de que este chat grupal de transmigradores era una gran estafa, con una alta tasa de mortalidad entre sus miembros. La Muerte podría ocurrir en un abrir y cerrar de ojos. Afortunadamente, Wang Ping despertó el Simulador de Vida! "Ding, Simulador de Vida activado, actualizando talentos..." "Felicitaciones al anfitrión por obtener el talento dorado—Cuerpo Sagrado, el talento legendario—Cuerpo Celestial Espacio-Tiempo, y el talento legendario—Volverse Más Fuerte Al Tomar Discípulos."

Un día, Song Shuhang fue agregado repentinamente a un chat con muchos séniors que sufrían de delirios chuuni. Las personas dentro del chat se llamarían el uno al otro «Compañero Daoísta» y todos ellos poseían diferentes tipos de títulos: Maestro del Palacio, Señor de la Cueva, Verdadero Monarca, Maestro Inmortal, etc. Incluso la mascota del fundador del grupo que había huido de casa era llamada «perro monstruo». Ellos hablarían todo el día sobre el refinamiento de píldoras, exploraciones en ruinas antiguas, o compartirían su experiencia en técnicas. Sin embargo, después actuar como fisgón dentro del grupo por un tiempo, él descubrió que no todo era como parecía…