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Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

[Status: COMPLETED] “Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?” “En. Can’t you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family’s debt, I will pay you.” He said nonchalantly. Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest. “How will you pay for it?” “How about I repay you with my body?” “...” So shameless! The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression. “Miss Tang, it’s no point pretending you haven’t seen it since you practically climbed on my bed and took advantage of me.” Five years ago, Tang Moyu was the empress of the business world and was at the peak of her career before she was reduced to nothing when her fiance fell in love with another woman. That was okay since there was no love between her and Feng Tianhua, but who would have thought that this ‘Cinderella’ was a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Then there’s Feng Tianyi, the infamous successor of the Feng family, a critically acclaimed author who constantly rocked the bestselling list with his books. Rumors say that he was hot-headed and temperamental. He was so ruthless, that neither men nor women wanted his company. The rumors even say that his face was so handsome and out of this world. He was practically a god amongst men. It was a pity that he was crippled. The two were never meant to meet again, but a pair of sweet little buns intervened. “Uncle, we don’t have money to pay you for damages.” The elder Little Bun said. “My manuscripts are invaluable,” This handsome uncle replied with amusement. “Uncle, if you don’t mind, can we pay with our Mommy? She’s also invaluable.” And so the pair of sweet little buns and the handsome uncle entered an agreement but who would have thought that the woman in question was an ice-cold queen from hell who had a weird affinity with sweets? —— Editor/proofreader: ninaviews Book cover: Bizzybiin / copyright 2020 anjeeriku
Urban
890 Chs
Breaking Free, Loving Again -The Flash Marriage with Mr. CEO

Breaking Free, Loving Again -The Flash Marriage with Mr. CEO

She gave up her dream of shining on the ballerina stage —for him. She sacrificed her self-respect —for him. She forgot her true identity —for him. But even after all that, she couldn’t compare to the woman who held Ryan’s heart. Arwen Quinn, heiress of prestigious Quinn family, realized too late that no matter what she did, she would never win Ryan’s love. The future that awaited her was a life trapped in endless misery of a loveless marriage. So, decisively, she ends their relationship and walks away. What she didn’t expect was that in breaking free from Ryan, she had opened the door for Aiden to enter her life — a chance that he had been waiting for. Aiden Winslow, an enigmatic CEO isn’t just mysterious —he is determined, and won’t allow to take Arwen away from him again. ____ Excerpt: Aiden narrowed his eyes, “Are you sure about this?” “If I wasn’t sure, I wouldn’t have asked,” Arwen replied coolly. “Stop dawdling. If you’re unwilling, I’ll find someone else who can get the marriage certificates today.” His expression darkened as he pulled her close. “Once offered to me, it’s mine alone.” Unfazed, Arwen asked, “So, do you accept? If yes, we’ll get the certificates now.” “On one condition,” he said. “I don’t do contract marriages. The woman I marry will be the woman I share my bed with. If you agree, then we’ll—” “Not a problem. Let’s go,” Arwen said without letting him finish, pulling him into the Civil Marriage Bureau.
Urban
823 Chs
FREE USE in Primitive World

FREE USE in Primitive World

[Epic Fantasy]+[Civilization Building]+[Racial Wars]+ [Gods]+[God Slayer]+[Thousands of Races]+[WeakToStrong]+[OP MC]+ [Unique Power System]+[Exciting Storyline]+[No Sharing]+[No Yuri]+[Optional Smut] After dying while gooing for 20 straight hours, he unexpectedly (or expectedly) wakes up in a primitive world, where humanity is still in the tribal era, and lives as Hunter and Gatherer, barely surviving from prehistoric beasts. But in this savage land, one thing was missing. ​Here, the concept of pleasure is nonexistent. Sex is nothing more than a cold, mechanical duty performed in silence, purely for the sake of survival. There is no passion. No blushing. No gasps of ecstasy. ​Until him. ​He awakens with a chaotic, forbidden gift: The Power of Free Use. ​With a single thought, he can shatter their biological conditioning. He can command the absolute sexual surrender of any woman he sets his eyes on, rewriting their reality. ​So, naturally, he doesn't hesitate. He embarks on a crusade to corrupt this innocent world. ​No woman is off-limits. ​From the sultry, unspoken curves of his own Aunt, to the voluptuous Milf next door who never understood her own heat. From the untouched, pristine Healers, to the fierce Huntresses who need to be tamed. ​Even the highest authorities aren’t safe. The Village Chief’s proud wife… and her sheltered daughter? They are just waiting to be broken in. ​In a world that knows only survival, he is about to teach them the true meaning of pleasure But... is this world really that simple? And is this Free Use really just limited to women or it's just a trailer? As he delved deeper into this world of unlimited wonders, he uncovers a stunning revelation: the world he inhabits that is several times bigger than our earth, is nothing but a tiny island, a mere speck in a vast, sprawling expense of millions of other much bigger islands, let alone those magical continents. A savage realm where creation hasn’t yet decided what should live and what should die. Here, the skies are split by dragons before dragons had names, and the ground trembles under titans older than the concept of gods. This world is not your fairy tale… In this world walked the *firsts*… the original templates, the prototypes of every species that would one day populate the multiverse. Inhabited by the primordial and most powerful forms of every race and species imaginable: There are Primordial Elves, tall and unblemished, their bloodlines so pure that later generations look like cheap knockoffs. There are Elemental Lords, beings of living fire, storm, and stone… the kind of creatures that didn’t “control” nature but were nature. Mountains walked, rivers spoke, and the wind itself had moods. The skies are home to Mythical Beasts… creatures out of nightmares and dreams, some so vast they blotted out the sun when they moved.... creatures that would shrink into legends elsewhere, but here, they still rule And somewhere, above it all, were the Gods. Not the pretty, moralized ones from scripture. These are the originals… raw concepts given flesh and ego. Divinity here wasn’t worshipped… it was survived. Everything in this world is either a predator, a prey, or both. A truly savage world where survival is not a right but a miracle, and every sunrise is a declaration of defiance. And into this world… arrives a man who died mid-goon. So, how will our MC navigate this dangerous world, where even the weather has a body count? a wrong step could mean extinction of a whole race, and will he really be able to achieve his dream of having a harem of every intelligent race. [kinks] [fetishes] [Smart Mc] [Overpowered] [Stone age][Myths] [Mythical Creatures] [Divine Wars] *** This is an epic fantasy disguised as a Smut novel. And since it's a smut, initial chapters will be a bit Smut focused but afterwards it's pure story, action, adventures and a bit of Smut.
Fantasy
458 Chs
Tell Me Free Xmas Funny Stories
A little boy was writing his Christmas list. He asked his mom how to spell 'ruler'. His mom told him, and then he added it to his list. When Christmas came, he was so excited to get a ruler. But he told his mom that he thought Santa would bring a king or queen to rule over their house, not a wooden ruler for school. His misunderstanding made the whole family laugh.
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2024-11-28 05:41
Free Xmas Funny Stories: Share Some Hilarious Christmas Tales
There was a Christmas party where the host planned to have a real snowman as a decoration. So they made a snowman outside and brought it inside carefully. But as the party got warmer, the snowman started to melt. First its nose (a carrot) fell off, then one of its arms. By the end of the party, all that was left was a puddle and a few sticks. It was a disaster but also really funny in hindsight.
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2024-11-27 17:19
Can you share some funny Xmas stories?
At an office Christmas party, there was a Secret Santa gift exchange. One person received a pair of socks with a picture of their boss's face on it. Everyone burst out laughing when they saw it. It turned out to be a really creative and funny gift that lightened up the whole party.
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2024-11-05 23:42
What are some of the best short funny xmas stories?
Well, there's the story of the elf who accidentally put all the toys in the wrong stockings. The kids woke up to find the most random assortments of toys. One girl got a toy train instead of a doll and she ended up loving it more than she would have loved the doll.
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2024-11-14 14:58
Can you share some short funny xmas stories?
Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until finally he popped out, but his beard was all askew and he looked quite comical.
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2024-11-15 01:16
Can you share some funny Xmas poems and stories?
Sure! A funny Xmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the mouse. He nibbled on cheese, beneath the tree bright, waiting for Santa, what a funny sight!' As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was priceless!
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2024-10-25 03:54
Can you share some funny Xmas party stories?
There was an Xmas party where we decided to have a Christmas carol competition. One group was so into it that they started doing really wild dance moves while singing. It was hilarious. They ended up winning not because of their singing but their over - the - top performance. There were people falling over from laughing so hard.
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2024-11-09 15:53
Can you share some short funny xmas stories?
A little boy once wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real live reindeer. When Santa showed up at his house on Christmas Eve, he brought a stuffed reindeer and said 'This is the best I could do for now. Keep being good and one day you might get a real one!'
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2024-11-10 20:25
Can you share some funny short Xmas stories?
One funny Xmas story is about a family that got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the turkey escaped and ran around the house, with the kids chasing it. It finally hid under the Christmas tree. The family was so amused that they decided to keep the turkey as a pet instead of having it for dinner.
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2024-12-02 16:59
What are some true funny Xmas stories you know?
A family once got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the kids became so attached to it that they named it Tom and made it their pet. So, instead of having a turkey dinner, they had a vegetarian Christmas meal that year. It was really funny how the kids managed to convince their parents to keep Tom.
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2024-11-28 10:20
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