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true funny xmas stories

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Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
Eastern
1234 Chs
The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

Former bigshot, Ying Zijin, woke up one day as the lost daughter of the Ying family, who had been missing for fifteen years. The Ying family promptly adopted another child to replace her. Upon returning to the wealthy family, everyone mocked her for not being as clever, capable, sensible, and elegant as a fake heiress. Her parents considered her a stain on the family and warned her not to harbor any illusions of being a lady of the family. They said she should be grateful for being a foster daughter, or else they would send her away. Ying Zijin: "I'll leave then. No need to see me off." While the Ying family celebrated joyously and others waited to see the real heiress make a fool of herself, influential figures from various fields took action. The top-rated idol with the most influential fans said, "Miss Ying, just let me know if you need anything." The heir to a global economic monopoly said, "Ying family? What's that? Boss, should we just wipe them out?" The number one martial artist in the country asked, "Who dares to bully my master?" The genius teenage boy with an IQ of 228 said, "That's my sister." A man with an incredibly seductive appearance smirked lazily and casually, saying, "Sure, then call me brother-in-law." The influential figures were confused. When the real heiress' true identity was restored, it caused a sensation on the internet. The Ying family went crazy and knelt, crying and begging her to come back. The international powerhouse family said, "Sorry, let me introduce her. This is our real heiress." Reborn as a king, making a strong comeback and launching a counterattack!
General
1190 Chs
The True Heiress is the Reserved Fiancé's Exclusive Memory

The True Heiress is the Reserved Fiancé's Exclusive Memory

[Female Protagonist Synopsis]: * Mia Ginger experienced a trial marriage. Before the trial marriage-- Dad said: "Koa Jackson is a postdoctoral fellow, watch your words and deeds." Mom said: "Since you don't like him anyway, why not let your sister have him." Brother said: "Shameless, stealing big sister's beloved." Sister said: "Why didn't you come back a month later!" Mia Ginger didn't understand, she was already seventeen years late, late enough that the whole Ginger Family completely forgot her existence, late enough that the adopted sister occupied seventeen years of affection, late enough that the man she was betrothed to almost became someone else's groom, how much later should she be? Mia Ginger curved her lips: "Grandpa Jackson, I will strive to be worthy of Brother Jackson." She thought it was out of spite, unaware that upon meeting him again, she discovered he was the big brother lingering in her heart for nearly ten years. At two years old, she got lost, falling from a Rich Family's Daughter to a street beggar, picked up and raised by a masseuse for seventeen years, and upon returning home, she was determined to become the first socialite in upper-class society. * [Male Protagonist Synopsis] He is Koa Jackson, the third son of the Jackson Family, elegant and upright, with outstanding looks, the youngest neurosurgery professor in the domestic medical field, known by all. Simply because, at twenty-seven, he remains single. All young ladies want to marry into the Jackson Family, unaware the nobleman was betrothed since birth. In his entire life, he need only remain pure, waiting for one girl to grow up. Before the trial marriage, Koa Jackson had seen his future bride twice. The first time, he was eight, she was eight months. He stood by the bed watching her crawl with her little bottom, finding it amusing, he wrote his name on her sole and said with a smile: "Brother will stamp you." The second time, he was eighteen, she was ten. He stood by the road watching her sneakily stealing, feeling pity, he took her hand and gave her a hundred yuan, helplessly saying: "Not stealing is a good child." He's always remembered the first time, long forgotten the second. Unexpectedly, the little girl whose foot he tickled at home always regarded the second time as her life's salvation. * [He couldn't partake in her turbulent past, but wholeheartedly takes on her prosperous future; companionship is the most touching confession.]
Urban
1090 Chs
What are some true funny Xmas stories you know?
A family once got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the kids became so attached to it that they named it Tom and made it their pet. So, instead of having a turkey dinner, they had a vegetarian Christmas meal that year. It was really funny how the kids managed to convince their parents to keep Tom.
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2024-11-28 10:20
Can you share some true funny Xmas stories?
Sure. One funny Xmas story is about a family who decided to dress their dog as Santa Claus. The dog, a little pug, waddled around with the Santa hat and beard on, looking more like a furry red ball. Every time it tried to bark, the beard would get in the way, making it sound like muffled growls. It was hilarious and made the whole family laugh throughout Christmas day.
3 answers
2024-11-28 02:48
Tell Me Free Xmas Funny Stories
A little boy was writing his Christmas list. He asked his mom how to spell 'ruler'. His mom told him, and then he added it to his list. When Christmas came, he was so excited to get a ruler. But he told his mom that he thought Santa would bring a king or queen to rule over their house, not a wooden ruler for school. His misunderstanding made the whole family laugh.
1 answer
2024-11-28 05:41
Can you share some funny Xmas stories?
At an office Christmas party, there was a Secret Santa gift exchange. One person received a pair of socks with a picture of their boss's face on it. Everyone burst out laughing when they saw it. It turned out to be a really creative and funny gift that lightened up the whole party.
1 answer
2024-11-05 23:42
What are some of the best short funny xmas stories?
Well, there's the story of the elf who accidentally put all the toys in the wrong stockings. The kids woke up to find the most random assortments of toys. One girl got a toy train instead of a doll and she ended up loving it more than she would have loved the doll.
1 answer
2024-11-14 14:58
True Xmas Ghost Stories: Are there any with a happy ending?
Yes. There is a story where a family was haunted every Christmas by strange cold drafts and the sound of bells. They discovered that it was the spirit of an old relative who used to love Christmas. Once they started leaving out a plate of cookies and a glass of milk for the spirit on Christmas Eve, the hauntings stopped and they felt a warm presence instead, as if the relative was happy and at peace.
2 answers
2024-11-12 12:25
Can you share some short funny xmas stories?
Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until finally he popped out, but his beard was all askew and he looked quite comical.
3 answers
2024-11-15 01:16
Can you share some funny Xmas poems and stories?
Sure! A funny Xmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the mouse. He nibbled on cheese, beneath the tree bright, waiting for Santa, what a funny sight!' As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was priceless!
2 answers
2024-10-25 03:54
Can you share some funny Xmas party stories?
There was an Xmas party where we decided to have a Christmas carol competition. One group was so into it that they started doing really wild dance moves while singing. It was hilarious. They ended up winning not because of their singing but their over - the - top performance. There were people falling over from laughing so hard.
1 answer
2024-11-09 15:53
Can you share some short funny xmas stories?
A little boy once wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real live reindeer. When Santa showed up at his house on Christmas Eve, he brought a stuffed reindeer and said 'This is the best I could do for now. Keep being good and one day you might get a real one!'
1 answer
2024-11-10 20:25
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