funny car sick stories

Chen Xiangbei, a F1 driver, is reborn back to 2008, originally wanting to become a low-key high school student, but accidentally leads an entire era. 【There are only cowardly people, not cowardly cars. If anyone is dissatisfied, shift to second gear, rev up to 7200, and go for it!】 【Remember, when cornering on mountain roads, you must use the drainage ditch.】 【No matter how fast the AE86 is, it can't catch up with the Benz that Natsuki sits in, but my Corolla can.】 【Schumacher is indeed strong, but he's old. The future will be my era!】 "If you're so amazing, why don't you go race in F1?" "I don't have money!"

A poor girl born with congenital heart disease has not had much hope for the future, but her life takes a sharp turn when a wealthy, handsome man proposes marriage to her following her heart transplant. It was the most surprising thing to happen to her in her 22 years of life. Abigail had never thought that Christopher Sherman, a young, multibillionaire businessman, would approach her and express his desire to marry her. She was ecstatic and accepted his proposal. But little did she know that the 32-year-old handsome guy had a secret reason for wanting to marry her. Abigail stepped into his world with a lot of hope in her heart. But marrying him was not the happy ending. It was just the beginning. Will she be able to keep her heart from breaking? What will happen if she discovers his true motive? ============= "Life was easy before I married you," said Abigail with pain in her eyes. “I was dying, but I was happy.” “What do you mean?” Christopher clasped her arm. “Stop talking nonsense and eat the medicine,” he hissed, placing a tablet in her palm. Under his fiery gaze, Abigail cowered. "Do you find it difficult to meet my demand for a baby? It has been two years, Christopher." He didn’t answer her question. All he did was stare at her, acting mute. “Why do I feel like you don’t care about my feelings?” Abigail asked. “Don’t you love me?” His silence was the clear answer. ============= A special thanks to Aurora, my editor, for her helpful suggestions on how to improve the synopsis. You can check my other books. Accidentally Married to Mr. Billionaire - Completed Temptation of Billionaire's Secret Lover: A tale of love and revenge - Completed. The Contract Bride of Mr. Reid - Ongoing, daily updated. My Ex-Husband Begged Me To Take Him Back - Ongoing, daily updated.

Yang Chen, an online car-hailing driver, is bound to a "Negative Reviews Reward" system. As long as he does not compromise with unreasonable passengers, he can receive rewards if he receives negative reviews or complaints. Passenger: Driver, I want you to drive the car upstairs for me. My new Hongxing shoes got wet and dirty. Are you going to compensate me? Yang Chen: Miss, this is a car, how can I drive it upstairs? Passenger: I don't care, you have to drive it upstairs. Aren't you an online car-hailing driver supposed to serve passengers? Do you believe I'll give you a negative review? Platform: Dear driver, we regret to inform you that you have received a negative review and have been complained about by the customer. System: "Congratulations, Master, for earning a negative review through your capability, and you are rewarded with 28% ownership of the Peninsula Hotel." ……

# PRINCE # ESCAPEFAMINE Lin Suisui, the legendary doctor of Medicine King Valley, saved countless lives during her life, but in the end, she died a tragic death when an arrow pierced her chest. When she opened her eyes once more, she had become the crown princess who had just married into the East Palace! Standing before her was a lackey eunuch who was going to kick her while she was down, and behind her was a sickly prince who was severely injured and unconscious…In desperation, Lin Suisui turned and kissed her husband’s thin lips with tears in her eyes…***Lu Ze, the crown prince of the Great Xia Dynasty, was the pride of the heavens. He was in charge of the frontier warriors, the unbeatable and invincible god of war! When the palace changed hands, he was seriously poisoned and falsely accused of treason. When he next opened his eyes, he was met with a bed with red decorations and the word “double happiness” everywhere. The crown princess, who called him her husband in tears, was clutching a gold hairpin in hand as she stabbed the evil eunuch in the neck. The violent and ruthless man didn’t know why he felt a surge of protectiveness towards her, and he never imagined that he would end up wanting to protect her for a lifetime!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

At the final F1 race in Abu Dhabi, amidst a sea of ​​red flags surging in the audience stands, Wu Shi was involved in a car crash, flew off the track and died. When he woke up again, he was back in 2007. This year, the ambitious Touge officially joined McLaren, aiming for the annual championship. This year, the old man was still the young Hamilton, who had just stepped onto the F1 stage and had not yet gone to Mercedes to start a seven-crown dynasty. This year, Verstappen has just moved into the karting mini-max category and is about to sweep the calendar and make his mark. This year, Zhou Guanyu, China's future number one F1 driver, started to get involved in karting under the guidance of Ma Qinghua. This year, it seems as if nothing has started, yet it seems as if everything has already happened. When Wu Shi stood by the track again, he recalled the 80G collision during the championship year and his extreme fear of the speed of the car. He thought he would never have the courage to sit in a monocoque again. Until a voice came from behind. "Hi! Are you Wu Shi? How about we run a race?" "What? Are you afraid? Are all Chinese people so lacking in confidence?

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Emon sighed and thought, "I don't even have my health, so where will wealth come from?"But a voice from within said, "What's the harm in trying once?"