funny car wash stories

Chen Xiangbei, a F1 driver, is reborn back to 2008, originally wanting to become a low-key high school student, but accidentally leads an entire era. 【There are only cowardly people, not cowardly cars. If anyone is dissatisfied, shift to second gear, rev up to 7200, and go for it!】 【Remember, when cornering on mountain roads, you must use the drainage ditch.】 【No matter how fast the AE86 is, it can't catch up with the Benz that Natsuki sits in, but my Corolla can.】 【Schumacher is indeed strong, but he's old. The future will be my era!】 "If you're so amazing, why don't you go race in F1?" "I don't have money!"

Yang Chen, an online car-hailing driver, is bound to a "Negative Reviews Reward" system. As long as he does not compromise with unreasonable passengers, he can receive rewards if he receives negative reviews or complaints. Passenger: Driver, I want you to drive the car upstairs for me. My new Hongxing shoes got wet and dirty. Are you going to compensate me? Yang Chen: Miss, this is a car, how can I drive it upstairs? Passenger: I don't care, you have to drive it upstairs. Aren't you an online car-hailing driver supposed to serve passengers? Do you believe I'll give you a negative review? Platform: Dear driver, we regret to inform you that you have received a negative review and have been complained about by the customer. System: "Congratulations, Master, for earning a negative review through your capability, and you are rewarded with 28% ownership of the Peninsula Hotel." ……

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

At the final F1 race in Abu Dhabi, amidst a sea of ​​red flags surging in the audience stands, Wu Shi was involved in a car crash, flew off the track and died. When he woke up again, he was back in 2007. This year, the ambitious Touge officially joined McLaren, aiming for the annual championship. This year, the old man was still the young Hamilton, who had just stepped onto the F1 stage and had not yet gone to Mercedes to start a seven-crown dynasty. This year, Verstappen has just moved into the karting mini-max category and is about to sweep the calendar and make his mark. This year, Zhou Guanyu, China's future number one F1 driver, started to get involved in karting under the guidance of Ma Qinghua. This year, it seems as if nothing has started, yet it seems as if everything has already happened. When Wu Shi stood by the track again, he recalled the 80G collision during the championship year and his extreme fear of the speed of the car. He thought he would never have the courage to sit in a monocoque again. Until a voice came from behind. "Hi! Are you Wu Shi? How about we run a race?" "What? Are you afraid? Are all Chinese people so lacking in confidence?

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Kevin Flaherty’s life really sucks. Laid off from his job and facing homelessness, he doesn’t think things can get worse. Forced to work a low-paying job at a car wash, he’s embarrassed to even tell his closest friends.<br><br>Hotshot lawyer Michael Bennett comes in to have his Maserati cleaned. Kevin knows Michael well. When Kevin was fifteen, an openly gay twenty-one-year-old Michael was Kevin’s dream man. But when the teenaged Kevin made a move, Michael rejected the then too young Kevin. But nine years have passed, and Michael is surprised at how gorgeous and haughty Kevin has become.<br><br>When he learns of Kevin’s situation, a smitten Michael makes it his job to clean up the disaster Kevin’s life has become. But his take-charge, bossy attitude rubs sensitive Kevin the wrong way.<br><br>Things look dismal for Kevin once more, but can he find a way to let Michael see the true beauty behind his sass?