car crash funny stories

Chen Xiangbei, a F1 driver, is reborn back to 2008, originally wanting to become a low-key high school student, but accidentally leads an entire era. 【There are only cowardly people, not cowardly cars. If anyone is dissatisfied, shift to second gear, rev up to 7200, and go for it!】 【Remember, when cornering on mountain roads, you must use the drainage ditch.】 【No matter how fast the AE86 is, it can't catch up with the Benz that Natsuki sits in, but my Corolla can.】 【Schumacher is indeed strong, but he's old. The future will be my era!】 "If you're so amazing, why don't you go race in F1?" "I don't have money!"

Yang Chen, an online car-hailing driver, is bound to a "Negative Reviews Reward" system. As long as he does not compromise with unreasonable passengers, he can receive rewards if he receives negative reviews or complaints. Passenger: Driver, I want you to drive the car upstairs for me. My new Hongxing shoes got wet and dirty. Are you going to compensate me? Yang Chen: Miss, this is a car, how can I drive it upstairs? Passenger: I don't care, you have to drive it upstairs. Aren't you an online car-hailing driver supposed to serve passengers? Do you believe I'll give you a negative review? Platform: Dear driver, we regret to inform you that you have received a negative review and have been complained about by the customer. System: "Congratulations, Master, for earning a negative review through your capability, and you are rewarded with 28% ownership of the Peninsula Hotel." ……

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

At the final F1 race in Abu Dhabi, amidst a sea of ​​red flags surging in the audience stands, Wu Shi was involved in a car crash, flew off the track and died. When he woke up again, he was back in 2007. This year, the ambitious Touge officially joined McLaren, aiming for the annual championship. This year, the old man was still the young Hamilton, who had just stepped onto the F1 stage and had not yet gone to Mercedes to start a seven-crown dynasty. This year, Verstappen has just moved into the karting mini-max category and is about to sweep the calendar and make his mark. This year, Zhou Guanyu, China's future number one F1 driver, started to get involved in karting under the guidance of Ma Qinghua. This year, it seems as if nothing has started, yet it seems as if everything has already happened. When Wu Shi stood by the track again, he recalled the 80G collision during the championship year and his extreme fear of the speed of the car. He thought he would never have the courage to sit in a monocoque again. Until a voice came from behind. "Hi! Are you Wu Shi? How about we run a race?" "What? Are you afraid? Are all Chinese people so lacking in confidence?

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

35000+ Words Before Locked ------------------------ He was Model 72 — a crash test dummy. A being of metal and sensors whose sole purpose was to break and to be repaired. Routine crashes, routine analysis, routine repairs. Until one day, something… went wrong. Or maybe right. Now, he wakes up in Telaria, a unique world of magic and monsters, and in a body that is, for all intents and purposes, terribly inefficient. Soft flesh. Brittle bones. And as if he weren't fragile enough already, it all came gift-wrapped with something new. Pain. Every jab, scratch, and burn is a revelation. And strangely... irritating. But Axel is no ordinary human. Hidden beneath his supposedly fragile exterior is a regenerative gift so powerful that each recovery doesn’t simply restore him to his former state. It adapts his body against the very damage it just endured. [Your hand has been impaled by Crystal-Blade Grass.] [Host's [Pierce Resistance] has increased slightly.] [All leg bones have been broken by the ground] [Host's [Impact Resistance] has increased greatly : x6] [Your face has been burnt by a Fireball.] [Host's [Fire Resistance] has increased greatly: x2] He hates it. Every injury is just another reminder that his human body is flawed. And yet he knows...his body can learn. His body can evolve. So, Pain? Pain is a problem he intends to solve. And only then, would he truly be complete. "There will be no need for repairs. No need for pain. No need for regeneration." "I will simply be unharmable." The world believes SSS Rank Gifts are the ceiling. The End-All, Be-All. Well... The world hasn't met Axel.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.