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Infinite Job Transfers Starting from Mechanic

Infinite Job Transfers Starting from Mechanic

This is the 40,000th year of the Empire's dominance over the Galaxy. The glory of the Great Expedition has long been buried in the dust of history. Su Yu has transmigrated here, opening his eyes to the ruins of a planet in front of him, utterly bewildered. On this planet, there are war machines that stretch for thousands of kilometers, now broken to the extreme, alien beasts whose roars can shatter mountains and rivers, and radiation alien beasts whose mere movement causes further destruction to the surrounding environment— There is everything here, except hope. Whether willingly or not, Su Yu struggled to survive for three years and finally inevitably contracted radiation sickness, seemingly about to become one of the despairing. Until his Profession Panel, capable of infinite job transfers, finally activated. "Ding!" "Detected that the host has met the prerequisites; do you want to take the profession of [Mechanic]?" "Completing this job will allow you to gain profession experience through daily maintenance, recovery, and assembly of mechanical creations, leveling up the profession, and with each upgrade, you receive an enhancement amplification of your physical attributes..." Looking at the pile of broken gun parts in his repair room, an unprecedented light lit up in Su Yu's eyes! Years later, at the core of the Empire, at the highest point of the Terra world, Su Yu, the Mechanic from Ruins Star, Ghost Shadow Blade of Dead Silence Wilderness, Initiator of the Giant God Soldier Project's Restart, Governor of the Shattered Star Region, Master of Mechanical Ascension, Supreme Throne of the Forging World, looked at the torrent of steel gathering below and commanded with a wave of his hand! [Our goal is to make the (second) (crossed out) Empire great again!]
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Funny Job Interview Stories
A friend of mine went to an interview and accidentally sat in the wrong chair at the start. Everyone had a good laugh, and it actually broke the ice. He ended up getting the job too.
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2024-11-13 18:26
Rate My Job Funny Stories: The Funniest Incidents on the Job
A few weeks ago, my boss was doing a very serious speech about meeting our targets. All of a sudden, his toupee started to slide off his head. He didn't notice at first, but as it inched further down, we all couldn't hold back our laughter. It was so awkward yet hilarious. I rate this story a 9. It was like a scene from a comedy movie.
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2024-11-20 13:44
Funny Quit My Job Stories
One of the funniest quit my job stories I've heard was when my friend decided to quit his job at a fast - food restaurant. He had been frustrated with the rude manager for a long time. One day, during the lunch rush, the manager started yelling at him for a minor mistake. So, he took off his apron, threw it on the floor, and said 'I'm done with this circus!' and walked out. The customers were all shocked, and the manager was left with his mouth open.
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2024-11-13 06:40
Share some funny new job stories.
At my new job in an office, we had a coffee machine that always malfunctioned. One time, instead of pouring coffee, it sprayed foam all over a colleague who was half - asleep. He ended up looking like a snowman made of coffee foam. It was hilarious and became an office legend.
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2024-11-08 11:03
Can you share some funny job stories?
Sure. One funny job story is about a pizza delivery guy. He got lost on his way to deliver a pizza and ended up at the wrong address three times. When he finally found the right place, the customer was so hungry but also found the whole situation hilarious. Another one is a librarian who once found a book with a bookmark made of a slice of bacon. It was really strange and funny.
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2024-11-29 09:02
Share some first day on the job funny stories.
On my first day at a new job, I got lost in the huge office building. I ended up in the storage room instead of the meeting room for the orientation. I walked in and was so confused when I saw all the boxes. It was embarrassing but also quite funny later.
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2024-11-29 12:50
What are some interesting funny job quit stories?
At a tech startup, there was a programmer. The company kept changing the project requirements every day. One morning, he came in with a big cardboard box. He put all his stuff in it, then went to the CEO's office. He told the CEO that the company was like a constantly changing maze and he was tired of running in circles. So he quit and walked out with his box. He later said it was like escaping from a crazy experiment. This was really a funny and relatable job quit story.
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2024-12-06 00:08
Can you share some funny job stories?
Well, I have a story. I used to be a waiter. There was a time when a very posh - looking couple came in. I accidentally tripped and spilled a glass of water on the man. I was so embarrassed but he was really nice about it and we all had a good laugh in the end. It turned out he had done similar things when he was young and starting out in his job.
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2024-11-29 23:28
Funny first day on the job stories. Share some?
Well, on my first day at a coffee shop, I was so nervous that when a customer asked for a latte, I accidentally poured espresso all over the counter. It was a total mess but everyone just laughed it off.
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2024-12-04 23:59
Tell me some funny worst job stories.
I once worked in a fast - food place. One day, the ice - cream machine broke right in the middle of a long queue of kids on a hot summer day. They were all so disappointed and some even started crying. It was chaos as we tried to explain that we couldn't serve ice - creams at the moment.
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2024-12-14 18:27
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