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[Semi-invulnerable, casual, daily updates of 10k+ words] Xu Sheng woke up to find himself in Soul Land! He wanted nothing more than to lead an unremarkable life until he realized something was amiss during his Martial Soul Awakening! First Martial Spirit: Nine-Hearted Begonia! A mutation from the Nine-heart Asiatic Apple, it requires blood as a sacrifice and soul to nurture, completely shattering the myth of the support class! Second Martial Soul: Ice Rose Sword! Its attacking power overwhelms the Hao Tian Hammer, becoming the strongest Tool Soul on the continent! Under Suyun Tao's astonished gaze, Xu Sheng reluctantly looked at the nine crimson Soul Rings on his body, "Well, actually, I just wanted to lead a simple life, but do you think these nine red hoops look good on me?"

In a world filled with unknown Auras, bizarre Nen abilities evolved from strong personalities, dangerous calamities from outside this world, and Nen Artifacts crafted from Post-Mortem Nen. This is the world of Hunter x Hunter. An this world, anyone can gradually master the extraordinary power called "Nen", but those who can truly access "Nen" are extremely rare. Moses unexpectedly crosses over into this world. One day, after having just learned Nen, he suddenly heard a voice. “Because of your exceptional looks, Perception is very satisfied. Your Nen Exorcist count +1.” --- Check out my other novel at my Profile... Advanced Chapters: patreon.com/ChickenGOD

Synopsis: “Hello, have you ever been in a relationship?” “Of course not.” Tenkuji Yuu shook his head, “I genuinely have never had a girlfriend. If you don’t believe me, ask my system. If anyone has memories of being my girlfriend, I’ll admit defeat, okay?” “Then who are they...?” Yuu turned and saw Yukinoshita Haruno, Yuuki Asuna, Natsukawa Masuzu, Yukinoshita Yukino, and Kasumigaoka Utaha walking towards him, with expressions as if they were ready to confront him. “Yuu-chan, I’ve remembered you just abandoning me at the hotel.” “Yuu-kun, I told you, I won’t forget, I will definitely remember you, and I definitely won’t forgive you!” “Yuu, boyfriends can be ‘Ora Ora’-ed for three pages... are you ready?” “Tenkuji-kun, as long as we haven’t broken up, you and I are still a couple.” “Heroine with amnesia, hero leaves... I don’t like these old-fashioned, stomach-churning plots, Yuu-kun.” “...You guys are weird.” Yuu maintained a calm expression, but inwardly he was panicking and getting ready to run. “System, get out here and explain this to me!” System: [Meow] Author: A Passing Chūnibyō Youth

Ye Tian crossed into the Naruto world with a deduction system, easily deducing any abilities from various anime. He casually trained several pets, bringing forth characters like Kumoko, Beerus, Fox Spirit Honghong, Fox Spirit Yaya, Fox Spirit Rongrong, and Godzilla. The weapons he casually crafted surpassed those of the Six Paths Sage of the Ninja World, and he established one mysterious force after another. His own strength even exceeded that of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki. Until one day, a livestream appeared, revealing all the Taijutsu, weapons, pets, and dōjutsu to the entire Ninja World. At this moment, the low-key and hidden Ye Tian was exposed! It turned out that he was the greatest mysterious big boss of the Ninja World!!!

Ding! The system activated the mission! [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~] Shinomiya Aoba was stunned. The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong... Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of 'old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh, ‘Do you mean his 'oxygen tube'??? You want me to die?!?!?!?!’ In addition... The super suicide missions have been released: [Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of 'Night Guy' and shout out, 'I would not call you the strongest!’] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!] [Art is Explosion... and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!] [Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!] In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he’s crazy!" “This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?” “This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death.” Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

Reborn into the Uchiha clan, Hikaru was never just another shinobi. No prophecy. No chosen-one cliché. Just a man with memories from another world… and a dangerous mind built for more than playing nice. At first, he hid it. He smiled when they expected him to smile. He trained like the perfect little prodigy. He let the elders, the clan, and the Hokage think they understood him. But all the while, he was restraining his true self—waiting for the right moment. That moment is now. His System has awakened. Its rules are simple: the more he shocks others, the greater the rewards. [System Prompt: Uchiha Fugaku is shocked — Reward: Mangekyō Sharingan.] [System Prompt: Third Hokage is speechless — Reward: Forbidden Jutsu.] The mask is gone. The real Hikaru is moving. While the rest of the shinobi world chases shadows of power, he’s already building something unshakable. From deep inside the Uchiha clan, he will unify his people, bend the village to his vision, and break anyone who dares stand in his way. Obito? Just another pawn broken by the system. The corrupt elders, the endless cycle of war, the fragile peace? Finished. This isn’t about starting a war—it’s about ending the old era with overwhelming force. The ninja world is changing. And those who can’t keep up with Uchiha Hikaru? They’ll be left behind… or buried. --------------------- Join my Patreon and get access to 50+ early chapters before anyone else! https://www.patreon.com/UK21 (I know the synopsis is weak. Dive in for the real story.)

As the son of the second generation Hokage Senju Tobirama, and Uchiha Izuna, Haru suddenly had countless complaints in his heart. However, it seemed like there wasn't much of a problem Because Ninja World's strongest connections had been born! The first generation Hokage, who has the title of God Ninja World, is my uncle! The super boss behind the scenes, Uchiha Madara, is my uncle! Princess Tsunade, you have to call me uncle. Alas, this damn seniority! As for me, Senju-Uchiha Haru, I could have been a dandy in Konoha, but in the end, I was forced to unify Ninja World. What should I do? Fortunately, there were golden fingers …. "This place forbids the transformation of the body!" Bang! "Shadow Clone Technique is forbidden here!" Ox - Dog - Dragon... The face of Earth Country elite Jonin, who had been sealed several times, was red, and then a strange smell came from behind his butt... "This place forbids Susanoo!" "Why can only you drive Gundam?" Until a few years later, when the main character's territory was about to cover the entire Ninja World, Black Zetsu finally could not help but ask, "When exactly will Tsukuyomi execute it?" The main character laughed lightly and slapped Black Zetsu with a backhand. At the same time, he also cursed, "I was just saying it casually. Did someone really take it seriously?" Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

Kyogre leaped high from the bottom of the sea, singing a deep and distant whale cry. Groudon walked out of the volcano, letting out a roar that shook the earth. Xerneas marvels at the beauty of life. Yveltal celebrates the sanctity of death. The collision of Time and Space, the glory of Sun and Moon. The young man sitting on the flaming throne shouted loudly! "I'm really not a Pokémon!!!" # # # This is a translated novel Yes, I'm back to Pokémon Genre is in Anime and Comics, the Game is also included, minor mentions of One Piece (which is not included in the tags; MC has Mera Mera no mi also known as the Flame-Flame Fruit; I have never seen One Piece, yes, I'm a terrible person) Updating schedule: none, completed

[Hiatus] One day, Gin, Ichijō Mirai, Shuichi Akai, and Amuro Tōru were caught. Kidnapper: There is an FBI among you. Ichijō Mirai admitted: It's me. Kidnapper: There is a police officer among you. Ichijō Mirai admitted: It's me. Kidnapper: There is an international criminal among you. Ichijō Mirai admitted: It's still me. Kidnapper: There's another bastard!!! Ichijō Mirai: Correction, it’s three. # # # This is a translated novel I have never touched the English version of Detective Conan/Case Closed before (have watched over 800 episodes with Chinese sub), all the translated names are from the Chinese wiki, the Anime English sub, and the translated Manga from manganato Feel free to leave a comment to correct my mistakes Updating schedule: 4 PM UTC 2 chapters daily

Reborn as an Uma Musume named Barbatos. Here I was, someone who could've made a name for myself in the League of Legends World Championship, but thanks to this damn system, I'm stuck—fighting back tears—on the path to becoming Japan's number one Uma Musume. What's that? My natural talent as a Uma Musume isn't great? No problem! Can't keep up with the others? I'll just pop Ghost. Huh? Even with Ghost, I still can't catch Silence Suzuka? Then it's time to activate Righteous Glory and Youmuu's Ghostblade, and enchant my boots with Predator. Actually, I might as well come clean—my hometown's up pretty high in the mountains, so having a little 'Highland Bloodline' in me isn't too far-fetched, right? --+-- The Raws Are: 我，赛马娘，真没开疾跑！ Feel Free to support the original author! Disclaimer: A lot of Chinese Media references, so if you don't like it, I warned you! Also a decent amount of inevitable China glazing. My Patreon voted on this so unlucky if yall don't like it. But any reviews dissing it cause it's chinese centric ill just remove cause I already warned you.