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When Nate Winter returns to Forks after the death of his parents, all he expects is rain, silence, and the routine of a town that has forgotten how to speak out loud. But over cups of tea, old journals, and whispered conversations, he begins to uncover secrets buried deeper than the fog that covers the forest. I will also publish it on RoyalRoad.

After his death, Alex is taken before 'God', where he receives three wishes and starts his life in the world of the Twilight movies. Writing this story once more on this new account. *Disclaimer* This story will be long, and while the main character receives wishes, he isn't going to be some giga chad right from the beginning, it will involve character development. No Harem btw. This story is planned to last at least 200 chapters, so grab a bunch of popcorn and sit tight. Join the discord if you wanna chat: https://discord.gg/pW6rjzxAWP For ten advanced chapters and to support me so I can live check Patreon at: patreon.com/WhiteAuthor This story will be posted on RoyalRoad, Fanfiction net and ScribbleHub.

"An everyday man gets thrown into the world of twilight thousands of years before the start of the plot. With immortality and incredible abilities. How will this man's presence change the outcome of the original story?" [ this is a slow-burn fanfiction; the MC is just trying to experience life and enjoy it, not to take over the world and rule from the shadows.] I do not own twilight or the characters of the twilight world, all that belongs to me are my own characters.

WARNING: -Expect drama while reading this, please be patient with me. It'll make sense even if it seems it doesn't. - a lot of swearing/cursing - MATURE CONTENT(kids you were warned) - Gore -GXG/WLW/BXB/LGBT+(just the gays, so homophobes, respectfully... begone please) -Forms of abuse from mental, physical, SA, etc. (It may be mentioned as someone's past or present) - THIS IS AN AU, AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. Certain events might change or would not happen or have happened. Some pairings will have changes. Some facts about the story or the characters might change (Honestly, it's because I'm too lazy to research and watch it all over again) -English isn't my first language, so you will see misspellings and grammatical errors, I might or might not go back to edit them later on. -the frequency of chapter uploads depends on the mood really, so you might get more than one chapter a week or just one. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, STORY AND THE CHARACTERS OF IT BELONGS TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OR OWNER OF IT, THE ONLY THING I OWN ARE MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. I DO NOT OWN THE SONGS THAT WILL BE INCLUDED IN THIS STORY, THEY BELONG TO THEIR ORIGINAL CREATORS (did I do that right?) AN: This is a wish-fulfillment thing. I ran out of stories to read about Twilight, so I made one of my own. I'm not earning anything from this, I still have this boring job and responsibilities in real life, so please don't... please don't pressure me and be mean. For those who are wondering why I even published it here, it's because I wanted to motivate myself to continue the story. Thinking that there may be people wanting me to continue this as well. Basically, means I just don't want to end up forgetting about this. ~~~ This is a story of a woman who was forcefully reincarnated to another world. She was just working, kept thinking of just disappearing, and not existing. The usual shit that sadly a lot of people also think like this. Waking up every day, feeling shit because, well... I woke up. Seeing all this, a ROB plucked my soul out of my body, and just killed my healthy(not healthy, bitch be living like no tomorrow with the junk food and smoking) body and forced me to reincarnate, refusing my original wish to just disappear into oblivion! Told me I should be grateful to be alive and some shit that sounded like a 'live, laugh, love' type of culty thing. Woke up in a hellish situation, don't know which universe he shoved me in, just a clue that it was from one of the things I liked, but that didn't help to narrow it down aa, I liked a lot of stuff... Some weird too... Continued to suffer my hell for a while, cursing and begging the ass face for the sweet release of death and hopefully meet the guy again so I can punch him in the nuts, and suddenly the door opened and when I saw who it was, I now knew where I was. 'F***ing twilight?!'

Immortal Emperor Gu Feng has conquered everything, money, power, pleasures, you name it. And he is now utterly bored. His long silent system reawakens with a fix, a random world jump. Watch Silas Reed Gu Feng, as he enrolls in Forks High to spectate the "show" and maybe find something he hasn't experienced before... as for what that is? Read and find out. YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE READ CULTIVATION NOVELS TO UNDERSTAND. THERE IS A INFO CHAPTER. NO AI.

Sinopsis: Selama ribuan tahun, *Sephiroth*, sang *The One Sang Pembantai*, telah menguasai Lifestream dan memaksakan kedamaian mutlak di dunia. Ia bersembunyi di balik persona *Adrian*, seorang guru biasa di Forks, dan mengendalikan dunia secara tak terlihat melalui organisasi misteriusnya, *The Veil* (alias *Sang Guru Berbayang*). Namun, ketenangannya terusik saat *Alice Cullen*, seorang visioner vampir dari keluarga Cullen, mulai merasakan dan secara bertahap mengungkap identitas Adrian yang sebenarnya setelah serangkaian konflik dengan Volturi. Di saat yang sama, di benua lain, *Cadis Etrama di Raizel*, sang *Noblesse Agung*, terbangun dari tidur panjangnya dan mulai mengguncang dominasi Sephiroth dengan menghancurkan Union, sebuah organisasi yang dikendalikan The One. Takdir mempertemukan mereka di sebuah lembah terpencil. Raizel, yang mengingat kehancuran yang disebabkan Sephiroth ribuan tahun lalu, melancarkan serangan. Meskipun Sephiroth awalnya mengamati dan menganalisis kekuatan Raizel, Noblesse Agung itu berhasil menembus pertahanan The One dengan kekuatan tersembunyi yang ia tanam selama tidurnya. Pertarungan memuncak menjadi dahsyat, mengancam kehancuran alam. Intervensi tak terduga dari Makhluk Purba yang bersembunyi di Lifestream akhirnya memberikan Raizel dan Frankenstein celah untuk mundur, meninggalkan Sephiroth dengan kemarahan dingin atas dominionnya yang tercoreng.

Appearing in a pitch black space after death Sam talks to god spins three wheels and enjoys his second life I do not own twilight

Alan Walker, a young teen forced into the world of the supernatural unwillingly, a system that seems to not give him any hints and a mystery on the horizon as he starts to notice that his regular highschool... had never actually been regular, he simply hadn’t noticed the signs. The side effects of his choices already in effect, will he be able to handle the consequences? __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Rewrite of my past fanfiction, Twilight Gamer. A much less broken version of the system, more fit for the world of twilight, a new main protagonist, a new story and plot, its basically a different story. 1 Chapter a day for public release. If you wanna read 10 chapters ahead and support me further, check out my Patreon at: Patreon.com/WhiteAuthor

Harry Potter after the war became the Master Of Death,but through this he finds the deception of his so called friends and even the whole of wizarding Britain turns on him calling him a Dark feeling tired of the world he asks Death to take him away from this world.Thus he ends up in the Twilight world

Jack Sparrow, A young teen living in the small city of Forks in the year 2005 finds himself waking up one day with a blue holographic panel in front of his face. The system asks him to choose his own stats which it calls S.P.E.C.I.A.L Stats. It cautions the young man that his choice is irreversible but he doesn't give it much mind and rashly puts his stats points in. Follow the journey of Jack Sparrow as he experiences a whole new world and the outcome of his own rash decisions. *DISCLAIMER* This is a Twilight Fanfiction. MC pairing isn't going to be told at the beginning so please don't ask for it. This will not be a harem. The system is a mix of Fallout New Vegas but it's also original so don't expect everything on there to be here as well. If you don't mind those two then I wish you a great reading journey. If you want to support me and read ten chapters ahead then check out my Patreon at: Patreon.com/WhiteAuthor Posted on Royal Road and Scribble Hub.