Professionals Have Standards:A Bayverse Lockdown Isekai in TFP
Mark Ellison was just an ordinary accountant who died in a very ordinary car accident on a Tuesday night in Colorado. The universe, however, has a twisted sense of humor.
Instead of the afterlife, Mark wakes up inside the body of Bayverse Lockdown — the most feared, most professional, and most ridiculously badass bounty hunter in the multiverse. Worse? He’s not in his own universe. He’s in Transformers Prime, and the Knight’s Temenos has already flagged a very lucrative contract: Airachnid.
Armed with a face-mounted sniper cannon, a spark extractor, an entire ship full of horrors, and an alarming tendency to quote his own movie lines at the worst possible moments, Lockdown arrives on Earth at the exact moment Airachnid crashes down in Season 1. One long-range shot later, the hated spider-bot is missing a leg, a spark, and any hope of survival.
Arcee recognizes the monster standing before her and immediately throws herself in front of Jack, prepared to die protecting the human. But Lockdown simply walks past them. They’re not on the list. Professionals have standards.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, standards don’t apply to a certain pink-haired chaos gremlin with zero self-preservation instincts. Because while Lockdown came to Earth for a bounty, he’s about to discover that some humans are impossible to get rid of — no matter how many times you threaten to make them a trophy.
A crackfic about what happens when the most terrifying bounty hunter in the galaxy is forced to deal with the Autobots, the Decepticons, and one extremely persistent human girl who thinks he’s the coolest thing since sliced energon.