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The Crappy Zero-Star Therapist in a Parallel Dimension

The Crappy Zero-Star Therapist in a Parallel Dimension

Meet the worst therapist on Earth. He drinks cheap whiskey, aggressively insults his patients, and boasts a bulletproof zero-star rating online. He doesn't want to heal you; he just wants your hourly rate so he can pay his rent. But when a routine session with a weeping middle-manager abruptly turns into a telekinetic meltdown, he realizes that he is in a parallel dimension that is basically a psychological hazard zone. Welcome to a world where unresolved trauma literally gives you superpowers. The citizens here are walking, superpowered powder kegs, relying on their fractured "Egos" to cast fire, bend gravity, and level city blocks. The catch? If their mental health deteriorates, they burn out, and become food for interdimensional monsters hungry for negative energy. In a society entirely populated by emotionally unstable, heavily armed psychopaths, a guy who actually understands the DSM-5 is the ultimate mechanic. But our protagonist didn't get a superpower. He got something infinitely better: absolute, soul-crushing apathy. Because he is so fundamentally cynical and completely dead inside, he leaves zero psychological footprint. Psychic detectives can't track him. The trauma-eating monsters think he has the nutritional value of a cardboard box. He is the ultimate anomaly—a ghost in a city of glowing targets. Well, a ghost with one massive headache. Because his transition to this world woke up his subconscious "Alter"—a sickeningly sweet, overly empathetic Beverly Hills life coach who now lives rent-free in his head and refuses to shut up. Stranded in a dystopia where nobody remembers him and a militarized anomaly task force is hunting his shadow, he has only one goal: find a decent cup of coffee and extort these superpowered lunatics for everything they’re worth. Heroes save the world. He just bills it out-of-network.
Sci-fi
38 Chs
Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
Urban
108 Chs
What are crappy bedtime stories?
Crappy bedtime stories are often those that lack creativity. They might follow the same old tired formula, like a princess always being rescued by a prince in the most boring way possible. They don't bring anything new to the table, and the language used could be bland and unexciting, not painting vivid pictures in the mind of the listener.
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2024-10-31 17:10
How can one avoid creating crappy bedtime stories?
Firstly, be creative. Don't rely on the same old clichés. Try to come up with unique characters and settings. For example, instead of a regular forest, create a forest made of candy. Secondly, think about the emotions you want to evoke. A good bedtime story should make the listener feel calm and happy. So, avoid themes that are too dark or negative. And finally, practice telling the story out loud to see if it flows well and is engaging.
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2024-10-31 12:34
Share your crappy day stories.
Well, one of my crappy day stories was when I woke up late for an important meeting. I rushed to get ready but couldn't find my keys. Then, on the way to the meeting, I got a flat tire. It was just one thing after another and I ended up missing the meeting completely.
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2024-11-11 10:00
What are some examples of crappy horror stories?
One crappy horror story could be about a haunted house where the 'ghost' turns out to be a cat knocking things over. Another might be a story where a supposed vampire is just a pale guy with bad teeth who likes to drink tomato juice and pretend he's a vampire. And there could be a story of a werewolf that is just a large, hairy dog that runs around at night scaring people.
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2024-11-17 17:08
Tell me some crappy scary stories.
A crappy scary story involves a doll. This doll was found in an attic. It has a cracked face and one eye that seems to follow you. At night, it makes a faint crying sound. The family who found it threw it away, but it always seems to find its way back to their house.
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2024-12-10 10:46
Making crappy games
" What the heck is the Titans 'Fall?" was a game system web novel that was published on Qidian. The author was Ibuprofen Warrior. In the novel, the protagonists Shen Miao Miao and Gu Sheng were forced to take over a game company at the beginning. They worked hard to make bad games through the awakening of the system and the game treasury system but unexpectedly succeeded. Although the specific production process and results of the lousy game were not mentioned, the plot in the novel showed their hard work and struggle in the game industry, as well as their challenges and breakthroughs in the game market.
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2025-01-10 12:11
What are some common elements in crappy day stories?
Late starts are common. Like you wake up late and then everything that follows is rushed and chaotic. Another one is technology problems, such as your phone dying or computer crashing when you really need it.
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2024-11-11 15:46
Why are crappy horror stories often not very scary?
Because they lack originality. They usually rely on overused tropes like the haunted house or the vampire. It's all been done before, so it's hard to be truly scared by something you've seen a million times.
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2024-11-17 18:09
What makes crappy scary stories so interesting?
Crappy scary stories are interesting because they often play on our basic fears. They might involve things like being alone in a spooky place, or the unknown. For example, a story about a well where strange lights come out at night. We don't know what the lights are, and that's what makes it both crappy (in a good way) and scary. It's not always about high - quality writing, but more about the raw, creepy idea. They can also be interesting because they are usually passed around informally, like a whispered tale among friends, adding to the mystery.
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2024-12-10 15:02
What are some common elements in crappy love stories?
One common element is miscommunication. The characters often misunderstand each other's intentions, which leads to unnecessary drama. For example, in many crappy love stories, a simple text message is misinterpreted and causes a huge fight. Another element is unrealistic characters. They might be too perfect or too flawed in an unconvincing way. Also, predictable plots are a big part of it. You can usually tell from the start who will end up with whom, like the typical 'good girl falls for bad boy' scenario that has been overused.
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2024-12-03 16:47
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