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Fera Desajeitada, Tire suas Patas de Mim

Fera Desajeitada, Tire suas Patas de Mim

Su Qinglan estava sentada de pernas cruzadas na grama, segurando o filhote de tigre mais gordinho que ela já tinha visto. "Aww... Olhe só para você", ela sussurrou, tocando seu narizinho. "Tão fofo que eu poderia te devorar..." Uma sombra repentina pairou sobre ela. "O que há de tão bom nesse filhote fedorento?" perguntou uma voz profunda e divertida. Ela piscou os olhos... e congelou. Erguendo-se acima dela estava um alto homem-fera tigre, seus olhos dourados estreitados em um sorriso preguiçoso e predatório. "Vamos ter o nosso", ele disse. O cérebro de Su Qinglan entrou em curto-circuito. ... Nosso? NOSSO?! Antes que ela pudesse processar, no momento seguinte foi içada sobre o ombro largo dele como um saco de grãos e carregada diretamente para a caverna. Su Qinglan ficou tão sufocada com a rapidez de tudo aquilo... que esqueceu até mesmo de reclamar. *** Os joelhos de Su Qinglan batiam um contra o outro enquanto ela olhava fixamente para a enorme serpente. Seus olhos vermelhos e frios se estreitaram, o movimento de sua língua provando o ar entre eles. "N-Não me coma", ela gaguejou, abraçando a si mesma. "Eu... eu não sou saborosa... sério, sou dura e cheia de... hm... colesterol ruim." A cabeça da cobra abaixou até ficar a centímetros de seu rosto. Suas orelhas de raposa tremeram freneticamente. E então, antes que ela pudesse piscar... seu corpo enorme cintilou, escamas transformando-se em pele bronzeada e músculos definidos. Diante dela estava um homem tão incrivelmente bonito que os pobres olhos de raposa de Su Qinglan lacrimejaram só de olhar para ele. Su Qinglan engoliu em seco, seu rabo ficando todo arrepiado em pânico. "Eu... eu..." Sua voz falhou. Okay, novo problema... a cobra é gostosa. Ela apertou os olhos fechados. "Se você... se você realmente quiser..." Ela soltou, com o rosto ardendo, "...v-você pode... me pegar." *** Em um momento, Su Qinglan estava lutando com todas as suas forças contra o rei zumbi. Boom! No momento seguinte, ela acordou em um bizarro mundo das bestas... dentro do corpo de uma tirana local preguiçosa, mimada e gorda que todos odiavam. A Su Qinglan "original" tinha sido uma vilã arrogante e manipuladora que passava seus dias intimidando mulheres-fera mais fracas, perseguindo machos bonitos e aterrorizando as crianças da tribo. Agora, graças ao senso de humor distorcido do destino, Qinglan havia herdado o corpo e a má reputação. Mas, sinceramente? Ser gorda em um mundo das bestas ainda era melhor do que passar fome no apocalipse. Pelo menos aqui, ela podia comer. O único problema? Neste mundo, os homens não eram apenas homens, eram homens-fera. Altos, fortes, perigosos... E aparentemente, esperava-se que cada mulher-fera tivesse vários maridos. O problema? As palhaçadas da Qinglan "original" haviam espantado todos os machos decentes num raio de dezesseis quilômetros. Armada com seus instintos de sobrevivência apocalíptica, uma língua afiada e um misterioso sistema que de repente se ativou... "Vinculando com a hospedeira..." "Parabéns, hospedeira, por chegar com sucesso ao mundo das bestas." Qinglan decidiu que não iria chorar sobre o destino. Se ela tivesse que viver aqui, então viveria grande, literalmente.
Fantasia
756 Chs
The Witching Hours

The Witching Hours

Evelyn Valentia believes herself as nothing more than an average witch. Refusing the help of her late mother's coven, she navigates her magic on her own until the day she becomes the chosen protector of the fae. However, the dark fae that were cast out of the fae kingdom long ago did not stop amassing their own powers since then. Now, it is up to Evelyn to stop them before war breaks out. Clyde Dillington is a ruthless, cold royal vampire, but he cast the crown aside long ago. Unexpectedly, he finds his mate in a young witch. Clyde will do anything and everything he can for Evelyn but tell her that he is her mate. He has many enemies, and he worries for Evelyn's safety should her connection to him be made know. Will her secrets keep her loved ones safe? Will Clyde ever allow Evelyn to know the truth of the secrets he is caring? . . Slow burn romance with R18 content. . "Clyde smiled tightly, “well, you did ask for a story,” he replied. Evelyn laughed quietly. “Do you ever miss your home?” She asked. Clyde sighed and stared into her deep green eyes, “sometimes I miss being near the resting place of my father, but that is all it is to me now, a resting place. I have built a life here that I am proud of and I can only continue to improve upon it,” he replied truthfully. Evelyn admired the way that Clyde carried himself. He was never afraid to simply be what he truly felt and wanted to be. She could only hope that she would one day match his spirit. For now, she was too nervous about the weight of her responsibilities to worry about anything else. “You should get some rest,” Clyde said and moved to get off the bed. Evelyn reached her hand out and stared straight into his eyes, “I cannot thank you enough for all that you have done for me,” she said sincerely. “I know that this is probably the last thing you thought you would be doing, but I am glad that you have chosen to stay by my side. I promise you, I will get stronger from here on out.” Clyde smiled, his eyes full of sincerity, “you are already enough. Try not to worry so much about letting us down. We are here to catch you if you fall,” he replied. Evelyn smiled softly and released his hand from hers, the sparks of their bond still lingered under her skin. She wanted so desperately to be close to him, but she knew that she needed to become strong enough to stand next to him before she mentioned that she could feel their bond." . . . Follow on discord for updates and discussions https://discord.gg/Afk48f3B
Fantasy
259 Chs
Tire Meu Cabacinho, Papai!

Tire Meu Cabacinho, Papai!

Este livro contém alto teor de conteúdo sexual, não é para leitores menores de 18 anos. "Abra bem essas pernas para mim, princesa. Quero ver esse seu buraco suculento. Quero chupar essa buceta pingando e quero te foder com força até você não sentir mais as suas pernas. " Presa na teia da insatisfação, eu sempre pensei que tinha um problema em ser sexualmente satisfeita, até que conheci o homem para quem eu nunca deveria pensar em gemer — ele é meu padrasto, o Sr. Ignazio Vecenzo Thompson. Uma máquina de sexo que sabia como agradar meu corpo e quando exatamente parar. Eu tinha muitos planos para o dia e nenhum deles incluía gemer para o homem que eu deveria chamar de pai. Depois de esbarrar nele com seu pau milagroso deslizando para dentro e para fora de sua mão, me vi desejando tê-lo por apenas um dia. No entanto, minha mente viajou para a ideia de tê-lo para sempre quando seus dedos ágeis encontraram meu clitóris, arrancando gemidos da minha garganta como ninguém jamais havia feito. Com as barreiras caindo prazerosamente, eu me vi gemendo para ele todos os dias, obedecendo ao seu comando sexual, sendo a boa menina do Papai e não desejando nada além de tê-lo enterrado fundo dentro de mim. Navegando por tantos obstáculos, percebi que meu desejo por ele havia se transformado em amor, e eu estava determinada a mantê-lo, mesmo que isso significasse ir contra o mundo inteiro. No entanto, ele não era o bom homem por quem me apaixonei — ele era o monstro que eu nunca soube que existia. Uma máquina de matar e um homem com tantos lados sombrios, e ainda assim, eu o desejo mais intensamente do que qualquer outro.
Urbano
117 Chs
Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
Urban
108 Chs
Making crappy games
" What the heck is the Titans 'Fall?" was a game system web novel that was published on Qidian. The author was Ibuprofen Warrior. In the novel, the protagonists Shen Miao Miao and Gu Sheng were forced to take over a game company at the beginning. They worked hard to make bad games through the awakening of the system and the game treasury system but unexpectedly succeeded. Although the specific production process and results of the lousy game were not mentioned, the plot in the novel showed their hard work and struggle in the game industry, as well as their challenges and breakthroughs in the game market.
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2025-01-10 12:11
What are crappy bedtime stories?
Crappy bedtime stories are often those that lack creativity. They might follow the same old tired formula, like a princess always being rescued by a prince in the most boring way possible. They don't bring anything new to the table, and the language used could be bland and unexciting, not painting vivid pictures in the mind of the listener.
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2024-10-31 17:10
Heavenly Creations, such a crappy sentence
Tian Gong Kai Wu was an ancient comprehensive scientific and technological work of great value. It was praised by foreign scholars as " China's 17th century encyclopedia of technology." It had irreplaceable significance in the history of science, culture, and many other aspects. It should not be described as " badly written." This book recorded in detail the production techniques of ancient China agriculture and handicraft industry. It was a systematic summary of the production practices and scientific and technological achievements at that time. It reflected the productivity situation at that time and provided precious information for future generations to study ancient society and scientific and technological development. If you want to know more about the follow-up, click on the link and read it!
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2026-06-23 20:08
What are the features of a cartoon car tire with tire treads?
Well, a cartoon car tire with tire treads often has bold and distinct tread lines for visual impact. It might also have some unique designs or decorations to stand out. Plus, the size and proportions could be exaggerated for a comical effect.
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2025-06-22 15:14
Share your crappy day stories.
Well, one of my crappy day stories was when I woke up late for an important meeting. I rushed to get ready but couldn't find my keys. Then, on the way to the meeting, I got a flat tire. It was just one thing after another and I ended up missing the meeting completely.
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2024-11-11 10:00
Da Feng, the watchman, the crappy movie
It was subjective to define Dafeng Nightwatchman as a "bad film". In terms of plot, the original novel was a combination of detective and Xianxia. It had a unique setting, such as the male protagonist becoming a night watchman after transmigrating, facing various murder cases, political struggles, and mysterious forces in ancient times. In the drama version, the protagonist Xu Qi 'an's experience after transmigrating also had a certain level of storytelling, including various experiences in the ancient coup. In terms of cast, there were many actors such as Wang Hedi and Tian Xiwei. They each had many fans and a certain amount of acting skills, which could give life to the characters. However, there were also some factors that might make some people feel inadequate. For example, some people thought that the original work was inspired by other works, and they might worry that the adaptation process would also be affected by this controversy; or some people were not interested in the type of Xianxia detective comedy itself. However, the series had not yet been broadcast, so it was impossible to determine its quality. It needed to wait until after the broadcast to evaluate the plot, performance, production, and other aspects. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
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2026-04-14 13:40
The protagonist is not a spare tire
According to the information provided, the following are some recommendations for novels where the main character is not a spare tire: 1. [Quick Wear Guide: Bei Tai's Counterattack]: The story of Bei Tai finally finding his true love under the suppression of various female leads and successfully counterattacking. 2. "Start as a spare tire, bootlicker fund 500 billion": The male lead grew from a spare tire to a bootlicker and finally succeeded. 3. "Female Supporting Character Doesn't Want to Die (Wear It Quickly)": The female supporting character no longer accepted the arrangement of fate. She wanted to counterattack and become the female lead. Please note that the novels recommended above may not be completely consistent with the information provided, but they are all stories about the protagonist not being a spare tire.
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2024-12-25 11:36
4 hours and 15 minutes =( ) hours
1. First, convert 15 minutes into hours: - Since 1 hour = 60 minutes, 15 minutes would be converted to hours, which was < 15> div60 = 0.25 >. 2. Then, he calculated how many hours 4 hours and 15 minutes were: - 4 hours and 15 minutes = 4 hours +15 minutes, which was the number of hours after conversion, which was 4 + 0.25=4.25 hours. Therefore, 4 hours and 15 minutes = 4.25 hours. "Little Fox Fairy" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
1 answer
2026-07-02 01:23
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