funny data stories

As a graduate with a double degree from a prestigious university, Feng Jun somehow remains unemployed after graduation. He struggles in the city, but he can't let go of his pride. It's easy to imagine the difficult situation he finds himself in. However, everything change after one day—he and his phone are struck by lightning and he suddenly discovers that he can turn into 'DATA' and enter the applications in his phone. What can he do afterwards? Harvest plants in QQ farm? See other people’s hidden photos and posts on WeChat? Become a character in a mobile game? Use your imagination! Wait a minute, change the deposited amount in his mobile banking app? Stop there, that can't be changed at will! With absolutely more adventures than the ones listed above, he also realizes that he can even freely enter Eastern cultivation novels. Let’s follow Feng Jun and embark on a wonderful journey of immortal cultivation!

After a great deal of preparation, Danika begins her new digital dragon's life in a very small way. They say the "Living Jade Empire" creates individualized quests. They say it can read your mind. They say you can find your heart's desire. They say that there's never been a game like it, and they're right but… they're also wrong. The game is a data mine, built to retell the old tales that humans have been telling each other since language was invented. It doesn't read your mind, but it reads your search history, your favorites, and your blogs. The "Living Jade Empire" is literally crafted from fables, legends, fantasies, and maybe just a bit of stardust. But in the end, will the game be able to figure out what Danika wants most? Will the desires of other players take priority? Or, will playing it change her, until she desires what it can give her? A journey is always made up of many small steps, and this game has still only just begun.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Liu Xin had just transmigrated into the body of a pitiful cultivator who had not only been expelled due to a small accident but had also been killed by his own clansmen. Liu Xin, who had just bought his new computer, was really furious as he didn't get the chance to use it. But just after a moment of transmigration, he found out that his computer had transmigrated with him and had become his system. [Cultivation PC] [Motherboard: Liu Xin (Lower Qi Refining Level)] [Processor: Divine Sense (1 GHz)] [Operating System: Dantian {CultivateOS} (Version 1.0)] [RAM: Perception (128 MB)] [Storage: Sea of Consciousness (256 MB)] [Graphics Card: Spiritual Perspective (Integrated 1.0)] [Sound Card: Divine Hearing (Integrated 1.0)] [Network Card: Data Processing (Integrated 1.0)] [Software: 5] ... He went to the cultivation store. [Spiritual Palm (2 MB)] [Origin Breathing (10 MB)] ... At the alchemy store. [100 Ways to Refine a Pill (4 MB)] [Alchemy for Beginners (2 MB)] At the forging and array store. [Guide to Forge a Weapon...] [Basic Knowledge about Arrays...] ... Downloading cultivation, array, and forging data didn't take long for him to be perfect at his realm, with a wide collection of techniques. Talent in forging? Talent in martial arts? Talent in alchemy? Talent in arrays? What? Do I need talent if all the data is deeply imprinted in my soul?! ---- Read this novel, and let me know how is it.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Can Mathematics and textbook knowledge really save you from all the hassles in life? Cheng Nuo proves this statement positive and transforms from a mediocre high school student to one who succeeds with flying colours in every aspect of his life. One day, when he wakes up, Cheng Nuo finds out, to his surprise, that the entire world has changed. Everything he sees is translated into numbers and figures. Cheng Nuo looks at a cue ball and sees: Diameter: 57.15 cm; Weight: 170g; Length of cue stick: 145cm; Force required to pot Ball 3: 2.14 Newtons; Angle required: 68.54 degrees… Yes, apart from the basic details of an object, Cheng Nuo is able to compute other related statistics in his mind with the given details at lightning speed. Initially, Cheng Nuo is baffled by this sudden gain of superpower, but later realizes the immense benefits it brings to his life.   You can call Cheng Nuo a genius, the King of Data or a human supercomputer. With his incredible data analysis skills, he has never failed to score a shot in basketball, soccer and billiards. He even manages to save himself from a fatal car accident, all thanks to his superpower in data processing and mental calculation. “Every question in this world can be solved mathematically. If not, use your knowledge in Physics and Chemistry!” This is Cheng Nuo, the genius student’s life philosophy.