A long time ago, there was a huge cock on a farm. It was the pride of the farmer. The cock was so big that it could reach the highest perches with ease. One day, a traveling circus came to town and the owner of the circus saw the huge cock. He wanted to buy it for his circus. But the farmer refused because the cock was not only a part of his farm but also a symbol of protection for his other animals. This story shows the value that the huge cock held in the farmer's heart.
Well, it could also be that the 'huge cock' is a metaphor for something else in the story. Maybe it represents a big obstacle or a significant character trait. And 'biggest ever story' is just to make it seem really important and extraordinary.
Once upon a time, in a small farm, there was a huge cock named Red. There was a competition for the best - looking and most - behaved rooster in the farm. Red saw another rooster named Blue getting extra treats from the farmer for being good. Red, being jealous, decided to cheat. He stole Blue's best feathers and put them on himself when the judging was about to happen. But in the end, the farmer saw through his trick and punished Red, while Blue was declared the winner.
I'm not sure specifically what a 'pussy cock story' would be as it's not a common or well - defined term. It could potentially be some sort of made - up or very specific local slang.
Let's say they are on a beach holiday and they are staying in a beach house. In the living room, there is a huge antique alarm clock. One day when the wife is looking for something, she stumbles upon this huge cock (alarm clock). It's so large that she can't believe her eyes. It might be a family heirloom left by the owner of the beach house and its unexpected presence surprises her.
If we consider 'cock' to mean a rooster in a non - vulgar sense, it could potentially be a story about an ex - girlfriend who has an affinity for roosters, perhaps she likes taking care of them or finds them interesting.
I'm not sure specifically which 'huge cock story' you are referring to. There could be many stories that might use this phrase in a non - vulgar way, like a story about a large rooster perhaps.
There is no well - known 'huge teen cock story' in mainstream literature or common knowledge. However, if we take the nautical meaning of 'cock' as mentioned before, there might be local tales in fishing communities about a large teen - sized boat that was significant in some way, like saving a village from a storm.