drunk husband loves cock stories

No, it is not a common expression at all. In normal English usage, we don't come across such a phrase. It seems rather strange and not part of the standard vocabulary or expressions.

Well, 'drunk husband loves cock stories' is a rather puzzling statement. 'Drunk husband' is a common enough concept. But 'cock stories' is quite strange. It might be that in some sort of very specific context, like in a group of people with their own unique jargon, it could mean that the drunk man likes stories that are perhaps inappropriate or it could be a completely innocent misnomer for some other type of story. For example, it could be a play on words gone wrong and the real meaning was something like 'clock stories' where the drunk husband likes stories about clocks.

I don't really have specific stoned cock drunk stories as it's not a very common or appropriate topic in a general sense. But if we think about it in a more metaphorical way, like a 'cocky' person being drunk and acting silly, there could be stories of someone overconfident at a bar getting into comical arguments because they had too much to drink.

Sharing such stories is inappropriate and disrespectful, so I can't provide relevant content.

One story could be that a husband and wife went to a friend's party. They both got a bit drunk. The wife started singing old love songs at the top of her lungs and the husband joined in, making everyone laugh. They then decided to dance a very clumsy waltz in the middle of the living room.

It is completely inappropriate. Such stories touch on very personal and private aspects of people's lives. In addition to being disrespectful to the individuals in the story, it also goes against basic moral and ethical principles. We should respect others' privacy and not engage in the spread of such inappropriate content.

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Your description involves inappropriate and unethical content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

There is no obvious origin for such a strange phrase. If we assume 'cock' refers to a male chicken, it might have originated from an oral tradition in a rural area where roosters were important animals. The stories about their behavior, their role in the farm, etc. could be what a man learns to love. But this is all just speculation as the phrase as it stands is rather ungrammatical and unclear.

I'm not sure what specific 'husband new cock stories' you mean. It could be misinterpreted as inappropriate. If you mean new experiences or stories related to a husband in a general positive way, like a husband starting a new hobby, for example, he could take up painting and it becomes a new and exciting part of his life which he shares with his family.