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The Whole Sect is Full of Licking Dogs

The Whole Sect is Full of Licking Dogs

Also available on my website: https://www.fancyjunjuntranslations.com/story/the-whole-sect-is-full-of-licking-dogs-the-little-junior-sister-is-the-real-dog/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feng Xi transmigrated into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel, and the day she entered the book was her death day. In order to cling to life, she tried every possible way to separate herself from the heroine’s sect, Hunyuan Sect, and joined Xuantian Sect instead. Ha! The five dear senior brothers in the story were all the heroine’s boot-lickers, each one died a more miserable death than the last. Feng Xi gave an evil, enchanting smile: “So what if you’re a licking dog? Are you as much of a dog as I am?” The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine’s blood could cure him. From then on he became her devoted dog, yet in the end she kicked him into the bottomless demonic abyss, where his soul was scattered to nothing. Feng Xi came trotting over carrying a huge basin of dog blood: “Senior Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large, the medicine effect is strong!” The heroine, who had just swallowed a detox pill and was preparing to cut her finger: “…” The second senior brother possessed the royal bloodline of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill to hide his bloodline, and from then on he willingly risked life and death for her. Even when she later pushed him out as a scapegoat, he accepted it gladly. Feng Xi took out the ten-thousand-year-old alliance treaty of friendship between the human race and the Yan clan: “Second Senior Brother, feel free to display your noble royal Yan bloodline! Let countless young girls go mad and bash their heads against walls for you!” The heroine looked at the Hidden-Blood Pill in her hand, which needed to be taken once every three months: “…” Feng Xi’s life motto: Only by being the dog among dogs can one become the person above people!
Fantasy
116 Chs
The Starving Dogs

The Starving Dogs

After a mysterious gas was released into the planet's atmosphere, the population suddenly found themselves with mystical powers. Ranging from superhero abilities known only in comics, to incredibly specific and hardly practical. When your worth is now decided by birth, how does one live? When talent merely becomes a word to explain a fortunate ability, how do you stand out? Heroes, Villains, Vigilantes. Stories and myths of such beings became commonplace. Governments requiring powerful abilities to keep order. The Hero Association attempting to keep its influence through monetization. Villain groups abusing their powers. Vigilantes attempting to fight against such tyranny and unfairness. Corruption rampant as always. Like stated, these stories are commonplace. Mass produced even. So what about a narrower focus? A lawless city ruled by an order of Street Gangs. This isn't the story of a selfless uprising Hero, or a Villain who wreaks destruction, or even a Vigilante who wants a better world. Rather it's a story of the struggle of the strong. People who gather others underneath them, and fight against rivals. All to rise to the top and rule this city. Would you care to join? This isn't a grand story, it might not be to your taste. Can you stand beside those who struggle, without a guarantee for a satisfying end? As they fight to stand at the top, or be consumed? If so, allow me to tell you this story. (WARNING: THIS VOLUME CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND STRONG LANGUAGE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)
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38 Chs
Tell me a funny story about dogs.
Once there was a dog named Max. He saw his reflection in a puddle and thought it was another dog. He started barking furiously at it, running around the puddle trying to scare the 'other dog' away. His owner watched and couldn't stop laughing at how silly Max was being.
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2024-11-05 22:41
Why are funny comic dogs dressed funny?
Maybe it's for entertainment and to make people laugh. The funny outfits add to the charm and humor of the dogs.
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2025-11-28 09:45
Cats and dogs funny novels
Why is this Main God's Space a Stitching Monster? The author shines in the Milky Way, and the universe is infinite. The story was super exciting and the characters were unique. There was Zheng the intern and Xuan who didn't lose his memory. The book list's evaluation was not bad. Combat power 55, potential 75, 7.5 points. The original ancestor had infinite doujinshi, and he stitched up many works. It was more fun to complain, but the sense of immersion was reduced when the narration was more. 'Invasion of the Heavens: I'm Super Stable with Cheat' was not bad either. The author was the world. The world was invaded by the heavens. The protagonist, Lin Xiao, transmigrated and entered the Reincarnation Tower dungeon. He knew the plot and wanted to develop in a low-key manner, but he activated the god-level talent system. The plot was interesting. " Almighty Little Veterinarians " was written about urban life. The main character, Lin Fei's treasure, could understand the language of beasts. He had cute pets such as Erha. His writing style was relaxed and funny. However, the updates were slow and there were some tricks. The male lead had a stallion tendency. The Ultimate Pet Shop was created by Bright Heavenly Fire. It was about the daily life of the spiritual pet training shop. All kinds of cute pets were super cute. Although there were routines in the early stages, the later plot was smooth and finished. Meow, a modern romance novel written by Yin Jiuxin. After the otaku girl was reborn as a cat, she wrote novels and games. It was interesting, but the author did not update it at all. It was a little lame. It was a female novel. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-02-25 23:40
What are some funny things that dogs do in a funny story about the dog?
Dogs often do silly things. For example, in a story, a dog might try to catch his own tail. He'll keep running in circles, thinking it's some kind of strange creature. Another funny thing is when a dog tries to fit into a small space like a tiny box just because it looks cozy. They don't seem to realize their size sometimes.
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2024-12-10 07:26
What is a funny story about hot dogs on July 4th?
On July 4th, my friend thought it would be a great idea to make a 'giant' hot dog. He got a really long bun and stuffed it with like ten regular hot dogs. When he tried to take a bite, it was so huge that he couldn't get his mouth around it. He ended up with mustard all over his face and the whole thing falling apart. It was such a laughable moment.
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2024-12-07 05:36
Why are dogs in bed funny in cartoons?
Dogs in bed are funny in cartoons because it's a break from the norm. It creates a comical image of a usually active dog being all cozy and maybe a bit out of place. Plus, the way they interact with the beddings or pillows can be really amusing.
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2025-06-12 05:25
What are some funny cartoons of dogs?
There are many like 'Scooby-Doo' where the dog gets into all kinds of adventures and solves mysteries. It's super funny!
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2025-06-04 04:14
Is the Reservoir Dogs cartoon funny and why?
Definitely! The Reservoir Dogs cartoon is funny because of its unexpected twists and the way it plays with the classic story. The humor is smart and engaging for viewers.
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2025-06-21 07:14
What are some funny cartoons featuring dogs?
Another one is 'Paw Patrol'. The pups have all sorts of fun and exciting missions. The animation is colorful and the characters are lovable.
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2025-04-05 02:08
Funny things little pet dogs do.
Many small pet dogs have a habit of stealing socks. They might take a sock from the laundry basket and run around with it in their mouths as if it was their most precious possession. It's so hilarious to see them prancing around with a sock.
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2024-12-05 15:16
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