funny quotes by dogs

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Terkadang, kita butuh cara untuk melampiaskan rasa sakit yang dialami. Melepaskan luka meski hanya sebentar. Namun setidaknya, ada rasa lega ketika melakukannya. Dan menulis adalah cara termudah untuk mengutarakan rasa. Membuat catatan tentang luka yang tersimpan. Walaupun nyatanya luka itu sulit terhapus, atau mungkin tidak akan. Tapi dengan catatan itu kita akan tahu, bahwa kita pernah berjuang untuk luka yang pernah diterima. Dan kita mampu untuk melewatinya. Hingga sadar bahwa, luka adalah cara untuk melatih hati kita lebih kuat lagi. Teruslah berjalan meski terasa lelah, karena mungkin di ujung sana, ada jawaban atas rasa lelahmu. Dan kebahagiaan sesungguhnya yang diinginkan hatimu.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Also available on my website: https://www.fancyjunjuntranslations.com/story/the-whole-sect-is-full-of-licking-dogs-the-little-junior-sister-is-the-real-dog/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feng Xi transmigrated into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel, and the day she entered the book was her death day. In order to cling to life, she tried every possible way to separate herself from the heroine’s sect, Hunyuan Sect, and joined Xuantian Sect instead. Ha! The five dear senior brothers in the story were all the heroine’s boot-lickers, each one died a more miserable death than the last. Feng Xi gave an evil, enchanting smile: “So what if you’re a licking dog? Are you as much of a dog as I am?” The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine’s blood could cure him. From then on he became her devoted dog, yet in the end she kicked him into the bottomless demonic abyss, where his soul was scattered to nothing. Feng Xi came trotting over carrying a huge basin of dog blood: “Senior Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large, the medicine effect is strong!” The heroine, who had just swallowed a detox pill and was preparing to cut her finger: “…” The second senior brother possessed the royal bloodline of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill to hide his bloodline, and from then on he willingly risked life and death for her. Even when she later pushed him out as a scapegoat, he accepted it gladly. Feng Xi took out the ten-thousand-year-old alliance treaty of friendship between the human race and the Yan clan: “Second Senior Brother, feel free to display your noble royal Yan bloodline! Let countless young girls go mad and bash their heads against walls for you!” The heroine looked at the Hidden-Blood Pill in her hand, which needed to be taken once every three months: “…” Feng Xi’s life motto: Only by being the dog among dogs can one become the person above people!

Wei Chifeng, who feeds wolves as dogs, was seriously injured and on the brink of death on the battlefield. After being rescued by Feng Tingliu, he lost his memory and stayed in Liudu City to become Feng Tingliu's guard. Liudu City is a place where Fengting Liu collects and retains people from the martial arts world. There are many rules in the city, such as not accepting useless, betrayed, and unable to survive people. Fengting Liu appears to be a fickle lord of the city, but in reality, he has a complex background and purpose. He has intricate connections with various forces, including the court and demonic sects. During his interactions with Feng Tingliu, Wei Chifeng gradually developed a deep affection for him and was also involved in a series of conflicts and conspiracies in the martial arts world. Their relationship continued to develop under various events, gradually becoming subtle and intimate from the initial master servant relationship. The situation in the martial arts world has become increasingly complex, with various forces such as the Demon Cult, the Society for the Elimination of Evil, and the imperial court fighting against each other. Feng Tingliu and Wei Chifeng face many challenges and choices among them, and their fate is closely linked to the fate of the entire martial arts world.

This is not a novel or anything(sorry if you came here thinking this was a novel), this just something I am doing to pass my time and boredom. Basically in this I will be posting a chapter with a quote and poem every day, what kind of quote and poem? Read to find out. By the way the quotes and poem will not be mine.

Will try to do daily (Not owned by me)

In a world ruled by bloodlines and buried secrets, power is never given—it is taken. Adrian Vale is a devoted priest of the Catholic Church, known for his calm spirit and unshakable faith. Raised within sacred walls, he has no memory of where he came from… only that he was abandoned to a life of holiness. But beneath his quiet devotion lies something darker—something restless… something that refuses to stay buried. But some secrets don’t stay buried and some emotions are never meant to exist, forced to choose between: Faith or power. Love or survival. Truth… or destruction.