funny consultant stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

When the mist of the Zhongyuan Festival (Hungry Ghost Festival) shrouds Chinatown, mingling with the ashes of burning joss paper, the sudden appearance of a female ghost in a white shroud shatters New York’s peace. A 78-year-old elder’s ancestral offerings are stolen, followed by four seniors falling critically ill under mysterious circumstances—their lips turning blue with high fever, muttering deliriously about "cold hands around their necks." Rui Lengyu, the youngest medium consultant of the FBI’s Special Paranormal Unit, armed with the runic power passed down from her Irish ancestors, steps in to investigate. She unexpectedly crosses paths with Ye Shaoyang, a Xuanqing Taoist in Hanfu wielding a peachwood sword. One trusts scientific instruments and medium energy, the other clings to cinnabar talismans and Taoist secret arts. This seemingly mismatched pair is forced to join forces to uncover the truth behind the "Yin Debt Collector." From the Soul-Inviting Array in Chinatown’s Ancestral Hall to the eerie painting in NYU Dorm 404, and the Corpse Fiend’s blood pool in a suburban bunker, clues lead them back to the decade-old cold case of the disappearance of Ye’s senior brother, Dao Feng, and the long-dormant secret of a millennium-old Yin Nest. Their pursuit spans continents: moving terracotta warrior packages in Los Angeles hide soul cages, the Zombie King’s seal in a Sichuan ancient tomb hangs by a thread, and the fangs of Brooklyn’s vampires are stained with the aura of Xuanqing’s sacred relics. Ye traverses mountains and rivers to find his brother, while Rui struggles between her family’s medium heritage and her FBI duties. When Taoist talismans collide with Irish runes, unleashing golden light, they must battle ghosts, Corpse Fiends, and vampires, all while unraveling the centuries-old seal mystery of Xuanqing Mountain. As the line between the mortal and spirit worlds grows blurred, ancient curses intertwine with modern crimes. Every exorcism is a life-or-death gamble, and every truth comes stained with blood and sacrifice. From the neon-lit nights of New York to the foggy ancient alleys of Chengdu, from the sunrise over Xuanqing Mountain’s sea of clouds to the ghostly shadows in Paris’s Louvre, this supernatural duo wields faith as their blade and bond as their shield, writing legends on the edge between life and death. As love quietly blooms amid the flames of exorcism, can they break free from fate’s chains and guard the peace of both realms? A supernatural adventure spanning East and West begins its final showdown with the opening of the Yin Nest.

Perseus Jackson has lived long enough to know one universal truth: Modern governments are allergic to reading their own paperwork. So when an FBI task force kicks down his door and arrests him on suspicion of being an international assassin, Perseus doesn’t panic. He doesn’t resist. He doesn’t even stop drinking his coffee. He just sighs. Because he knows exactly what happens next. One phone call triggers the Echelon Protocol—a top‑secret “oh no, we messed up again” failsafe designed specifically to stop federal agents from detaining a certain long‑lived consultant. Within minutes: The NSA is in full meltdown, the FBI is arguing with itself, Ghost Ops is already airborne for some reason, and half of America’s allies are calling to ask why the United States has detained him again. Perseus, meanwhile, is handcuffed in an interrogation room, politely reminding agents that this exact situation is covered in Section 4, Paragraph 3 of the memo nobody ever reads. And that’s only the beginning. Because once the dust settles, people start digging. And the more they dig, the more unhinged things get — historians lose their minds, agencies panic, Reddit explodes, and the entire internet collectively decides to investigate a man who really just wants to finish his book in peace. A long‑lived consultant. A normal world. And a bureaucracy determined to create chaos at every opportunity.

If vampires do not burn in the sun, then somebody needs it. The search for a mysterious sorcerer who practices Mazandran magic will lead Commissar Brennon and Consultant Longsdale, first to an enchanted ship, and then to forests in the north of the continent. Angel and Margaret are also under threat - the sorcerer seeks to solve the mysteries of the Redfern family...

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?