funny consultant stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

When the mist of the Zhongyuan Festival (Hungry Ghost Festival) shrouds Chinatown, mingling with the ashes of burning joss paper, the sudden appearance of a female ghost in a white shroud shatters New York’s peace. A 78-year-old elder’s ancestral offerings are stolen, followed by four seniors falling critically ill under mysterious circumstances—their lips turning blue with high fever, muttering deliriously about "cold hands around their necks." Rui Lengyu, the youngest medium consultant of the FBI’s Special Paranormal Unit, armed with the runic power passed down from her Irish ancestors, steps in to investigate. She unexpectedly crosses paths with Ye Shaoyang, a Xuanqing Taoist in Hanfu wielding a peachwood sword. One trusts scientific instruments and medium energy, the other clings to cinnabar talismans and Taoist secret arts. This seemingly mismatched pair is forced to join forces to uncover the truth behind the "Yin Debt Collector." From the Soul-Inviting Array in Chinatown’s Ancestral Hall to the eerie painting in NYU Dorm 404, and the Corpse Fiend’s blood pool in a suburban bunker, clues lead them back to the decade-old cold case of the disappearance of Ye’s senior brother, Dao Feng, and the long-dormant secret of a millennium-old Yin Nest. Their pursuit spans continents: moving terracotta warrior packages in Los Angeles hide soul cages, the Zombie King’s seal in a Sichuan ancient tomb hangs by a thread, and the fangs of Brooklyn’s vampires are stained with the aura of Xuanqing’s sacred relics. Ye traverses mountains and rivers to find his brother, while Rui struggles between her family’s medium heritage and her FBI duties. When Taoist talismans collide with Irish runes, unleashing golden light, they must battle ghosts, Corpse Fiends, and vampires, all while unraveling the centuries-old seal mystery of Xuanqing Mountain. As the line between the mortal and spirit worlds grows blurred, ancient curses intertwine with modern crimes. Every exorcism is a life-or-death gamble, and every truth comes stained with blood and sacrifice. From the neon-lit nights of New York to the foggy ancient alleys of Chengdu, from the sunrise over Xuanqing Mountain’s sea of clouds to the ghostly shadows in Paris’s Louvre, this supernatural duo wields faith as their blade and bond as their shield, writing legends on the edge between life and death. As love quietly blooms amid the flames of exorcism, can they break free from fate’s chains and guard the peace of both realms? A supernatural adventure spanning East and West begins its final showdown with the opening of the Yin Nest.

Perseus Jackson has lived long enough to know one universal truth: Modern governments are allergic to reading their own paperwork. So when an FBI task force kicks down his door and arrests him on suspicion of being an international assassin, Perseus doesn’t panic. He doesn’t resist. He doesn’t even stop drinking his coffee. He just sighs. Because he knows exactly what happens next. One phone call triggers the Echelon Protocol—a top‑secret “oh no, we messed up again” failsafe designed specifically to stop federal agents from detaining a certain long‑lived consultant. Within minutes: The NSA is in full meltdown, the FBI is arguing with itself, Ghost Ops is already airborne for some reason, and half of America’s allies are calling to ask why the United States has detained him again. Perseus, meanwhile, is handcuffed in an interrogation room, politely reminding agents that this exact situation is covered in Section 4, Paragraph 3 of the memo nobody ever reads. And that’s only the beginning. Because once the dust settles, people start digging. And the more they dig, the more unhinged things get — historians lose their minds, agencies panic, Reddit explodes, and the entire internet collectively decides to investigate a man who really just wants to finish his book in peace. A long‑lived consultant. A normal world. And a bureaucracy determined to create chaos at every opportunity.

If vampires do not burn in the sun, then somebody needs it. The search for a mysterious sorcerer who practices Mazandran magic will lead Commissar Brennon and Consultant Longsdale, first to an enchanted ship, and then to forests in the north of the continent. Angel and Margaret are also under threat - the sorcerer seeks to solve the mysteries of the Redfern family...

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"