funny consultant stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

When the mist of the Zhongyuan Festival (Hungry Ghost Festival) shrouds Chinatown, mingling with the ashes of burning joss paper, the sudden appearance of a female ghost in a white shroud shatters New York’s peace. A 78-year-old elder’s ancestral offerings are stolen, followed by four seniors falling critically ill under mysterious circumstances—their lips turning blue with high fever, muttering deliriously about "cold hands around their necks." Rui Lengyu, the youngest medium consultant of the FBI’s Special Paranormal Unit, armed with the runic power passed down from her Irish ancestors, steps in to investigate. She unexpectedly crosses paths with Ye Shaoyang, a Xuanqing Taoist in Hanfu wielding a peachwood sword. One trusts scientific instruments and medium energy, the other clings to cinnabar talismans and Taoist secret arts. This seemingly mismatched pair is forced to join forces to uncover the truth behind the "Yin Debt Collector." From the Soul-Inviting Array in Chinatown’s Ancestral Hall to the eerie painting in NYU Dorm 404, and the Corpse Fiend’s blood pool in a suburban bunker, clues lead them back to the decade-old cold case of the disappearance of Ye’s senior brother, Dao Feng, and the long-dormant secret of a millennium-old Yin Nest. Their pursuit spans continents: moving terracotta warrior packages in Los Angeles hide soul cages, the Zombie King’s seal in a Sichuan ancient tomb hangs by a thread, and the fangs of Brooklyn’s vampires are stained with the aura of Xuanqing’s sacred relics. Ye traverses mountains and rivers to find his brother, while Rui struggles between her family’s medium heritage and her FBI duties. When Taoist talismans collide with Irish runes, unleashing golden light, they must battle ghosts, Corpse Fiends, and vampires, all while unraveling the centuries-old seal mystery of Xuanqing Mountain. As the line between the mortal and spirit worlds grows blurred, ancient curses intertwine with modern crimes. Every exorcism is a life-or-death gamble, and every truth comes stained with blood and sacrifice. From the neon-lit nights of New York to the foggy ancient alleys of Chengdu, from the sunrise over Xuanqing Mountain’s sea of clouds to the ghostly shadows in Paris’s Louvre, this supernatural duo wields faith as their blade and bond as their shield, writing legends on the edge between life and death. As love quietly blooms amid the flames of exorcism, can they break free from fate’s chains and guard the peace of both realms? A supernatural adventure spanning East and West begins its final showdown with the opening of the Yin Nest.

Perseus Jackson has lived long enough to know one universal truth: Modern governments are allergic to reading their own paperwork. So when an FBI task force kicks down his door and arrests him on suspicion of being an international assassin, Perseus doesn’t panic. He doesn’t resist. He doesn’t even stop drinking his coffee. He just sighs. Because he knows exactly what happens next. One phone call triggers the Echelon Protocol—a top‑secret “oh no, we messed up again” failsafe designed specifically to stop federal agents from detaining a certain long‑lived consultant. Within minutes: The NSA is in full meltdown, the FBI is arguing with itself, Ghost Ops is already airborne for some reason, and half of America’s allies are calling to ask why the United States has detained him again. Perseus, meanwhile, is handcuffed in an interrogation room, politely reminding agents that this exact situation is covered in Section 4, Paragraph 3 of the memo nobody ever reads. And that’s only the beginning. Because once the dust settles, people start digging. And the more they dig, the more unhinged things get — historians lose their minds, agencies panic, Reddit explodes, and the entire internet collectively decides to investigate a man who really just wants to finish his book in peace. A long‑lived consultant. A normal world. And a bureaucracy determined to create chaos at every opportunity.

If vampires do not burn in the sun, then somebody needs it. The search for a mysterious sorcerer who practices Mazandran magic will lead Commissar Brennon and Consultant Longsdale, first to an enchanted ship, and then to forests in the north of the continent. Angel and Margaret are also under threat - the sorcerer seeks to solve the mysteries of the Redfern family...

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.