funny true doctor stories

Once, a doctor was examining a little boy. The boy was so nervous that when the doctor asked him to open his mouth, he opened his eyes as wide as he could instead. The doctor couldn't help but laugh and then patiently showed the boy what he really meant. It was really a cute and funny moment.

Sure. A doctor had a patient who was a bit of a hypochondriac. Every week, he would come in with a new 'ailment'. One time, he said he thought he had a third arm growing. The doctor examined him thoroughly and then said, 'Well, if you do have a third arm growing, it's the most invisible arm I've ever seen!' which made the patient laugh and realize he might be overreacting.

There was an emergency room doctor who had a patient that was in a hurry to leave. The patient was still hooked up to some monitors and as he tried to get up, the wires got all tangled around him. He looked like a human pretzel. The doctor had to quickly untangle him while trying not to laugh too hard because the patient was getting more and more frustrated.

A doctor once had a very nervous patient who was about to get a flu shot. The patient kept asking if it would hurt a lot. The doctor tried to calm the patient down and said it would be like a little pinch. When the doctor finally gave the shot, the patient didn't even feel it and was so surprised. The doctor joked that his 'pinch' was so gentle that it was like a butterfly landing on the skin.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'

One funny doctor story could be about a doctor who accidentally wore two different colored socks to work. He was so busy that he didn't notice until a patient pointed it out, and they all had a good laugh.

One funny plague doctor story is about a plague doctor who was so clumsy with his long beak mask that he accidentally knocked over a whole row of potion bottles in the apothecary. Everyone just stared in disbelief as he tried to pick them up with his gloved hands, which made it even more comical.

A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, take these pills and if it doesn't work, give me a ring.' It's a simple play on words that is quite humorous.

Sure. One funny doctor story is about a doctor who had a stethoscope that made a strange whistling sound. Every time he used it on a patient, they would start giggling. Another is a doctor who accidentally put his glasses on a patient's head instead of his own while examining them. The patient was so confused at first but then they both had a good laugh.

There was a doctor who was always known for being very proper. One day, he slipped on a banana peel in the hospital corridor. He managed to keep his balance but ended up doing a little dance - like movement to avoid falling. The nurses and patients nearby saw it and couldn't help but laugh. It was quite out of character for him, but it made for a great funny doctor story.