Can you share some funny true doctor stories?
A doctor once had a very nervous patient who was about to get a flu shot. The patient kept asking if it would hurt a lot. The doctor tried to calm the patient down and said it would be like a little pinch. When the doctor finally gave the shot, the patient didn't even feel it and was so surprised. The doctor joked that his 'pinch' was so gentle that it was like a butterfly landing on the skin.
Share some true funny doctor stories.
Once, a doctor was examining a little boy. The boy was so nervous that when the doctor asked him to open his mouth, he opened his eyes as wide as he could instead. The doctor couldn't help but laugh and then patiently showed the boy what he really meant. It was really a cute and funny moment.
Can you share some funny doctor stories?
Sure. One funny doctor story is about a doctor who had a stethoscope that made a strange whistling sound. Every time he used it on a patient, they would start giggling. Another is a doctor who accidentally put his glasses on a patient's head instead of his own while examining them. The patient was so confused at first but then they both had a good laugh.
Can you share some funny doctor horror stories?
There was this doctor who was known for his clumsiness. Once, while stitching up a patient's wound, he accidentally dropped the needle inside the wound. It took a while to find it and the patient was in agony and horror during that time. It was a nightmare situation for both the patient and the medical staff present.
Can you share some funny doctor office stories?
Sure. One time I went to the doctor's office and there was a little boy who was so scared of getting a shot. When the nurse came in with the syringe, he hid under the chair. His mom was trying to coax him out while the nurse and doctor were laughing. It was really a hilarious scene.
Can you share some funny doctor visit stories?
There was this man who went to the doctor complaining of a pain in his foot. The doctor examined him and found out that he had a small pebble in his shoe that had been there for days. The man was so clueless and the doctor had a good chuckle while removing it.
Can you share some funny doctor patient stories?
One patient was very nervous about getting a shot. The doctor tried to calm him down. He said, 'This shot is like a little mosquito bite. It won't hurt much.' But the patient still looked terrified. So the doctor took out a huge, fake syringe and said, 'Look, this is the big, scary syringe we usually use. But for you, we have this tiny one.' Then he showed the real, small syringe. The patient finally relaxed and let the doctor give him the shot.
Can you share some funny doctor appointment stories?
Sure. One time I went to the doctor with a really bad cough. The doctor, while listening to my lungs, accidentally knocked over a cup of water on his desk. He was so flustered but still managed to keep checking me. He then joked that my cough must have shaken the whole room. It was really funny and made me feel less nervous.
Can you share some funny doctor short stories?
There was a young doctor who just started his practice. One day, an old lady came in with a list of complaints. As the doctor was examining her, she kept giving him advice on how to be a better doctor. She told him to listen more carefully and not rush through the appointments. The doctor found it really funny but also took her advice to heart.
Funny embarrassing doctor stories. Can you share some?
Once, a doctor was examining a patient's knee. He bent down to look closely and his stethoscope fell into the patient's open-toed sandal. It was really embarrassing as he had to fish it out carefully.
Can you share some funny doctor stories from BuzzFeed?
A BuzzFeed story told of a doctor in a busy emergency room. He was running around trying to attend to different patients. At one point, he grabbed a mop instead of a stethoscope to check on a patient's heartbeat. The patient and the nurses all burst out laughing when they saw what he was doing. Another time, a doctor got his white coat stuck in a door handle while rushing to see a patient, and he had to be rescued by the staff while looking very embarrassed.