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funny diet jokes and stories

funny diet jokes and stories

Can you share some funny diet jokes and stories?
Here's a joke. A man on a diet said, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!'
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2024-11-04 12:40
Tell me some really funny diet jokes and stories please.
Joke: I'm on a 30 - day diet. So far I've lost 15 days. Story: A girl decided to go on a diet and she threw out all the junk food in her house. But then she realized she had thrown out her roommate's stash too and had to deal with an angry roommate.
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2024-11-04 16:58
Funny it jokes and stories
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
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2024-11-03 09:46
Funny Rugby Jokes Stories
Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.
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2024-11-23 14:03
Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories
Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.
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2024-10-30 02:25
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories
Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.
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2024-11-01 19:51
Funny doctor jokes stories
Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'
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2024-11-03 16:55
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
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2024-12-15 08:38
Rd jokes and funny stories
Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.
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2024-11-21 23:00
Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Stories
Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.
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2024-12-04 19:47
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