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I Became a Kindergarten Teacher for Monster Babies!

I Became a Kindergarten Teacher for Monster Babies!

She applied for a simple teaching job but she ended up raising a classroom full of supernatural toddlers and accidentally becoming the Demon Lord’s obsession. *** Struggling to pay rent and drowning in rejection emails, Alina Hart, 24, is desperate for a stable job. When she stumbles across a strange flyer offering a "live-in teaching position at a private academy," she signs the contract without reading the fine print. Big mistake. On her first day, she learns three things: 1...Her students are not human. 2...One breathes fire. Another howls at the moon. One floats through walls and another eats chalk like candy. 3...The school’s principal is Dante Nightshade, a seven-foot-tall Demon Lord with blood-red eyes and zero patience for mortals. And Alina? She just accidentally scolded the Demon Prince, Dante’s only son. Now, the students are clinging to her. The royal parents are demanding "private meetings." And the Demon Lord keeps appearing in her classroom with a gaze that’s far too intense for a casual visit. --- Alina: “Please stop throwing fireballs in the classroom!” Baby Dragon: “But Teacher! That’s how we play catch!” --- Alina: “Luna, you can’t bite people just because they sit next to me.” Luna (growling): “He was breathing near you. That’s MY air!” Alina: “…Please don’t make this a crime scene.” --- Sable (whispering from her shadow): “I bit the crayon... and it betrayed me.” Alina: “Sable… crayons are not food.” Sable: “…Then why are they so colorful?” --- Vlad Jr.: “Miss Alina, I have written my will.” Alina: “You’re four.” Vlad Jr.: “And yet, I have already loved and lost.” Alina: “…You lost a cookie.” •••• She wanted a quiet job with crayons and nap time. What she got was magical chaos, clingy monster cubs, and a demon principal who doesn’t understand why her smile affects him more than any weapon ever has... Tags: Fantasy | Comedy | Slow Burn Romance | Monster Babies | Found Family | Overpowered Male Lead | Soft Female Lead | Slice of Life [ Complete Goals to Unlock Bonus Chapters: 1,000 Power Stones = +1 Bonus Chapter 500 Golden Tickets = +1 Bonus Chapter 1 Magic Castle = +2 Bonus Chapters ]
Fantasy
655 Chs
The Good Teacher

The Good Teacher

Guy Larks was famous in his original world for his widespread charity work in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations. He was especially known for his efforts in developing schools and educational facilities for children, as well as teaching and nurturing many students. So it was devastating news to learn that he wouldn't live past his 30th year. But he was given a second chance! A new life in another world, as a down-by-the-dumps teaching apprentice in a world of magic and wonder. He was given no cheat, just a Repository of Knowledge holding all the information he could bring with him from his previous life. In this new world, Guy rediscovered his life's true calling! Ride along on Guy's journey as he changes the world one budding mind at a time, as the greatest teacher this world has ever seen! State of Story: - Volume 1 - A Whole New World [COMPLETED][FREE] - Volume 2 - Starting Anew [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 3 - The Grand Experiment [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 4 - Birth of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 5 - Legacy of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 6 - Worlds Beyond [ONGOING][LOCKED] Discord: https://discord.gg/PKbqtembQJ Expected Upload Freq.: 3 Chapters per Week w/ min. 1500 Words per Chapter _______ AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a slice-of-life-ish story at its core. This is NOT a hot-blooded, high-octane novel filled with conflicts and fights around every corner. If that is the kind of story you are looking for, unfortunately, you will not find it here (at least not in the early chapters). The MC is a modern man, with modern sensibilities. Conflicts are handled civilly, or avoided altogether. There will be fights, but the story does not revolve around it. The MC is mature, and handles relationships tactfully. There will be a slow-burn romance in this story, and ABSOLUTELY NO HAREM. I despise that genre from the bottom of my heart! I also have some LGBTQ+ elements planned for the future (with side characters). English not first language. Writing mistake? Please forgive. Proofread many times before upload, problems not much. If issue, then point out mistake, I correct immediate. I am thank you for you're understanding :) ALSO: I started writing this story with one intention in mind, and that was to act as a parody of existing novels with similar themes. However, around CH25, I realised that my work was becoming too derivative and boring. So I pivoted and decided to make my novel its own thing. I believe that my work has become better because of it. Additional Tags: #LGBTQ+
Fantasy
459 Chs
The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher

The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher

Both were complete strangers. One wants to become powerful and domineering in life. While other wants a simple one... They don't have any differences in their status as both are powerful heirs in City A and become successful CEOs in their young age. However, on surface their lives seems so simple and cheerful.. They had no rivals at least in their relationship... but where it went wrong? How it became complicated? Their single decision...no matter whether its right or wrong... Turned Lu Cheng and Tang Xi's worlds upside down! And what was it? How its going to end? ------ She pats the man's face "Wake up!!". Her heart trembled as he didn't wake up.She recalled her family's accident and gets nervous. She pulls the man out yelling "Wake up!!wake..". She couldn't move him out and thought go call the emergency service at once. She turned to run but stopped.She turns and sees the man holding her wrist tightly, whispering and struggling to speak. She gets anxious seeing his weak state and leans to help him "You..don't worry let me take you hospital..you will be alright okay?". The man still held her wrist tight said "Help me...Save my kid". She frowned "Kid?" and looked into his car. She gets shocked seeing a small baby in backseat sleeping peacefully.How could ...this baby sleeping peacefully?. She checks if the baby fainted? And relaxes seeing a headphone over his ears. No wonder he is sleeping peacefully. She runs to the man "Baby is fine.Come lets move..". He pushes her away weakly "Take the kid and run". She stunned "What?!". ------ The book cover is taken from google and edited. Please read this original novel at your own risk. This novel isn't edited completely and this is my first ever novel wrote after got inspired randomly. If you can't handle it just leave it before you get headache of the grammatical errors! That's why it is not in premium. Stop complaining people! I warned you! Thank you for the support and love! My works: 1. The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher - Completed (Editing under progress) 2. The Commoner Consort : The Country's Respected Empress - ongoing. 3. Dear Me - Poetry (Only in wattpad as it was for some contest). 4. Withering Heart: Bracing My Broken Pieces (New) 5. The Queen of Swords: Transmigration of a legend (New) ----------- You can find me on Instagram @hateera_the_darkwhite Twitter @Hateera_Writer Facebook @Hateera
General
383 Chs
Can you share some of the funny enzyme stories from a biology teacher?
Well, one story could be about how enzymes are like little workers in a factory. A biology teacher might say that enzymes are so picky, just like a finicky chef. They only work on specific substrates, like a chef who only cooks one type of dish. For example, lactase enzyme only breaks down lactose in milk. If you give it something else, it just sits there and does nothing, like a chef who refuses to cook something not on the menu.
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2024-11-10 15:59
What are some interesting ways a biology teacher might tell funny enzyme stories?
A biology teacher might use a story about a race. Enzymes can be seen as the racers. There are different types of enzymes, and they all have their own 'race tracks' which are the metabolic pathways. Some enzymes are really fast like sprinters, quickly converting substrates into products. Others are more like long - distance runners, working steadily over a longer period. And just like in a real race, if one 'runner' (enzyme) is not working properly, it can affect the whole 'race' (metabolic process). For example, if the enzyme involved in the Krebs cycle is not functioning well, the whole energy - producing process in the cell can be disrupted.
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2024-11-10 20:48
How funny are the biology cartoons?
Biology cartoons can be extremely funny. They often use exaggerated characters and funny situations to explain scientific ideas, making learning about biology a lot more enjoyable. However, the degree of funniness might differ from person to person based on their sense of humor.
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2025-04-18 17:34
What qualities make a great biology teacher?
A great biology teacher should be knowledgeable. They need to have a deep understanding of biological concepts from the microscopic level like cell biology to the macroscopic level like ecosystems. For example, they should be able to explain the process of photosynthesis clearly.
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2024-11-20 14:29
What is a novel enzyme?
A novel enzyme is like a fresh find in the enzyme universe. It might have special characteristics that make it stand out. Maybe it works under unusual conditions, or it can trigger reactions that were previously difficult. The discovery of novel enzymes often opens up new possibilities in fields like medicine, biotechnology, and industry.
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2024-10-09 22:33
What makes biology comics funny?
Biology comics are funny because they often use exaggeration, witty dialogues, and unexpected twists to make learning about science enjoyable. They can turn dry topics into something engaging and hilarious.
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2025-06-09 02:09
What makes biology cartoons funny?
Biology cartoons get their humor from exaggerating certain biological processes or creating funny characters based on animals or plants. Sometimes they use puns or wordplay related to biology terms too.
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2025-06-02 13:57
Can you share some funny stories about biology enzymes?
Well, there was this experiment where scientists were trying to figure out the optimal conditions for a certain enzyme. They kept changing the temperature and pH. It was like they were cooking up a special recipe for the enzyme. And at one point, the enzyme seemed to 'complain' by not working at all when the conditions were too extreme, just like a fussy chef who refuses to cook if the kitchen is too hot or cold.
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2024-10-30 02:51
Funny teacher pregnancy stories
One funny story is that a teacher was so pregnant that she couldn't see her feet anymore. One day, she was trying to find something she dropped on the floor and ended up looking like a little round ball wiggling around. The students were trying hard not to laugh out loud.
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2024-12-14 13:51
Funny teacher crush stories
There was a boy who had a crush on his English teacher. He would secretly leave little notes with quotes from the books they were reading in the teacher's desk. One day, the teacher found one and read it out loud, thinking it was just a general note for the class. The boy turned bright red. But later, when he confessed his little secret to the teacher at the end of the year, the teacher was really touched and said it was one of the sweetest things a student had ever done for her.
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2024-11-13 19:11
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