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I Became a Kindergarten Teacher for Monster Babies!

I Became a Kindergarten Teacher for Monster Babies!

She applied for a simple teaching job but she ended up raising a classroom full of supernatural toddlers and accidentally becoming the Demon Lord’s obsession. *** Struggling to pay rent and drowning in rejection emails, Alina Hart, 24, is desperate for a stable job. When she stumbles across a strange flyer offering a "live-in teaching position at a private academy," she signs the contract without reading the fine print. Big mistake. On her first day, she learns three things: 1...Her students are not human. 2...One breathes fire. Another howls at the moon. One floats through walls and another eats chalk like candy. 3...The school’s principal is Dante Nightshade, a seven-foot-tall Demon Lord with blood-red eyes and zero patience for mortals. And Alina? She just accidentally scolded the Demon Prince, Dante’s only son. Now, the students are clinging to her. The royal parents are demanding "private meetings." And the Demon Lord keeps appearing in her classroom with a gaze that’s far too intense for a casual visit. --- Alina: “Please stop throwing fireballs in the classroom!” Baby Dragon: “But Teacher! That’s how we play catch!” --- Alina: “Luna, you can’t bite people just because they sit next to me.” Luna (growling): “He was breathing near you. That’s MY air!” Alina: “…Please don’t make this a crime scene.” --- Sable (whispering from her shadow): “I bit the crayon... and it betrayed me.” Alina: “Sable… crayons are not food.” Sable: “…Then why are they so colorful?” --- Vlad Jr.: “Miss Alina, I have written my will.” Alina: “You’re four.” Vlad Jr.: “And yet, I have already loved and lost.” Alina: “…You lost a cookie.” •••• She wanted a quiet job with crayons and nap time. What she got was magical chaos, clingy monster cubs, and a demon principal who doesn’t understand why her smile affects him more than any weapon ever has... Tags: Fantasy | Comedy | Slow Burn Romance | Monster Babies | Found Family | Overpowered Male Lead | Soft Female Lead | Slice of Life [ Complete Goals to Unlock Bonus Chapters: 1,000 Power Stones = +1 Bonus Chapter 500 Golden Tickets = +1 Bonus Chapter 1 Magic Castle = +2 Bonus Chapters ]
Fantasy
655 Chs
The Good Teacher

The Good Teacher

Guy Larks was famous in his original world for his widespread charity work in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations. He was especially known for his efforts in developing schools and educational facilities for children, as well as teaching and nurturing many students. So it was devastating news to learn that he wouldn't live past his 30th year. But he was given a second chance! A new life in another world, as a down-by-the-dumps teaching apprentice in a world of magic and wonder. He was given no cheat, just a Repository of Knowledge holding all the information he could bring with him from his previous life. In this new world, Guy rediscovered his life's true calling! Ride along on Guy's journey as he changes the world one budding mind at a time, as the greatest teacher this world has ever seen! State of Story: - Volume 1 - A Whole New World [COMPLETED][FREE] - Volume 2 - Starting Anew [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 3 - The Grand Experiment [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 4 - Birth of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 5 - Legacy of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 6 - Worlds Beyond [ONGOING][LOCKED] Discord: https://discord.gg/PKbqtembQJ Expected Upload Freq.: 3 Chapters per Week w/ min. 1500 Words per Chapter _______ AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a slice-of-life-ish story at its core. This is NOT a hot-blooded, high-octane novel filled with conflicts and fights around every corner. If that is the kind of story you are looking for, unfortunately, you will not find it here (at least not in the early chapters). The MC is a modern man, with modern sensibilities. Conflicts are handled civilly, or avoided altogether. There will be fights, but the story does not revolve around it. The MC is mature, and handles relationships tactfully. There will be a slow-burn romance in this story, and ABSOLUTELY NO HAREM. I despise that genre from the bottom of my heart! I also have some LGBTQ+ elements planned for the future (with side characters). English not first language. Writing mistake? Please forgive. Proofread many times before upload, problems not much. If issue, then point out mistake, I correct immediate. I am thank you for you're understanding :) ALSO: I started writing this story with one intention in mind, and that was to act as a parody of existing novels with similar themes. However, around CH25, I realised that my work was becoming too derivative and boring. So I pivoted and decided to make my novel its own thing. I believe that my work has become better because of it. Additional Tags: #LGBTQ+
Fantasy
459 Chs
The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher

The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher

Both were complete strangers. One wants to become powerful and domineering in life. While other wants a simple one... They don't have any differences in their status as both are powerful heirs in City A and become successful CEOs in their young age. However, on surface their lives seems so simple and cheerful.. They had no rivals at least in their relationship... but where it went wrong? How it became complicated? Their single decision...no matter whether its right or wrong... Turned Lu Cheng and Tang Xi's worlds upside down! And what was it? How its going to end? ------ She pats the man's face "Wake up!!". Her heart trembled as he didn't wake up.She recalled her family's accident and gets nervous. She pulls the man out yelling "Wake up!!wake..". She couldn't move him out and thought go call the emergency service at once. She turned to run but stopped.She turns and sees the man holding her wrist tightly, whispering and struggling to speak. She gets anxious seeing his weak state and leans to help him "You..don't worry let me take you hospital..you will be alright okay?". The man still held her wrist tight said "Help me...Save my kid". She frowned "Kid?" and looked into his car. She gets shocked seeing a small baby in backseat sleeping peacefully.How could ...this baby sleeping peacefully?. She checks if the baby fainted? And relaxes seeing a headphone over his ears. No wonder he is sleeping peacefully. She runs to the man "Baby is fine.Come lets move..". He pushes her away weakly "Take the kid and run". She stunned "What?!". ------ The book cover is taken from google and edited. Please read this original novel at your own risk. This novel isn't edited completely and this is my first ever novel wrote after got inspired randomly. If you can't handle it just leave it before you get headache of the grammatical errors! That's why it is not in premium. Stop complaining people! I warned you! Thank you for the support and love! My works: 1. The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher - Completed (Editing under progress) 2. The Commoner Consort : The Country's Respected Empress - ongoing. 3. Dear Me - Poetry (Only in wattpad as it was for some contest). 4. Withering Heart: Bracing My Broken Pieces (New) 5. The Queen of Swords: Transmigration of a legend (New) ----------- You can find me on Instagram @hateera_the_darkwhite Twitter @Hateera_Writer Facebook @Hateera
General
383 Chs
Can you share some of the funny enzyme stories from a biology teacher?
Well, one story could be about how enzymes are like little workers in a factory. A biology teacher might say that enzymes are so picky, just like a finicky chef. They only work on specific substrates, like a chef who only cooks one type of dish. For example, lactase enzyme only breaks down lactose in milk. If you give it something else, it just sits there and does nothing, like a chef who refuses to cook something not on the menu.
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2024-11-10 23:59
What are some interesting ways a biology teacher might tell funny enzyme stories?
A biology teacher might use a story about a race. Enzymes can be seen as the racers. There are different types of enzymes, and they all have their own 'race tracks' which are the metabolic pathways. Some enzymes are really fast like sprinters, quickly converting substrates into products. Others are more like long - distance runners, working steadily over a longer period. And just like in a real race, if one 'runner' (enzyme) is not working properly, it can affect the whole 'race' (metabolic process). For example, if the enzyme involved in the Krebs cycle is not functioning well, the whole energy - producing process in the cell can be disrupted.
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2024-11-11 04:48
Baoding PE teacher, biology teacher
In Baoding's schools, there were interesting stories about physical education teachers and biology teachers. A Grade One PE teacher in Baoding noticed something interesting when he asked the students to line up according to their height. The tall ones in front were all girls. There was also a case of " polar reversal " in the physical education class of a middle school in Baoding. The students did not attend physical education class, but instead " kidnapped " the biology teacher to forcefully attend class. The biology teacher first refused but was eventually taken away by the students. In addition, there were also related examples of the biology teacher of Baoding No. 5 High School becoming the class teacher. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-10-05 17:14
Panjin math teacher biology teacher
There were many math teachers and biology teachers in Panjin. For example, Panjin Aquamarine Animation Art School was recruiting biology teachers, requiring full-time undergraduate education and high school teacher qualifications. There was also Rui Xinyang, a biology, chemistry, and math teacher from Panjin City Weiye Computer School. Yang Changfa, a senior mathematics teacher at Yingkou Branch of the Experimental Middle School in Liaoning Province, had been teaching for 19 years and was a national second-class psychological counselor. In addition, there was a teacher named Li who taught mathematics in Panjin. He had excellent teaching results and was very responsible for his students. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-10-03 02:14
Biology Teacher's Major
Biology teachers can choose subject teaching (biology). This professional master's program aims to train middle school biology teachers with modern educational concepts and high standards. The graduates can engage in biology teaching and research in middle schools or other educational institutions. In addition, you can also consider cell biology, microbiology, zoology, botany, developmental biology, and other fields based on your interests, professional background, and future career plans. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-10-08 07:41
What is a novel enzyme?
A novel enzyme is like a fresh find in the enzyme universe. It might have special characteristics that make it stand out. Maybe it works under unusual conditions, or it can trigger reactions that were previously difficult. The discovery of novel enzymes often opens up new possibilities in fields like medicine, biotechnology, and industry.
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2024-10-10 06:33
The feeling that a biology teacher gives off
Biology teachers gave people a variety of feelings. Some biology teachers were more emotional. For example, they would quote classics during the teaching process. When their students failed the joint examination, they would conduct a longer period of education and take their results very seriously. They might be more pure. For example, they would write poems on books lent to students to express their feelings for the girl they once liked. Some biology teachers had unique teaching methods and were good at writing on the blackboard. For example, when explaining biological genetics, they could fill the blackboard. Some biology teachers were more stubborn in the face of doubt and dared to retort. However, after experiencing some things, they would become more tactful and occasionally complain. There were also biology teachers who were more hardworking. Even if they were not feeling well, such as having a cold and coughing, they insisted on teaching. In addition, biology teachers might also have a sense of responsibility. They would pay attention to the students 'homework and call to urge them to do their homework even during the holidays. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-10-04 14:21
What is the teaching charm of a biology teacher?
The charm of biology teachers was reflected in many aspects. First of all, the teaching method is full of exploration spirit and pay attention to practical results. For example, some teachers actively explored the cooperative inquiry teaching model, paying attention to the exploration of teaching methods and the research of educational methods. They carefully designed the teaching process to make students fall in love with biology, cultivate the students 'awareness of the main body in the classroom, and pay attention to the cultivation of students' learning habits and learning methods. Secondly, in terms of teaching attitude, he was rigorous, diligent, responsible, meticulous, self-disciplined, and had a strong sense of responsibility. If some teachers were serious and responsible in teaching, they would maintain a positive attitude towards the students 'doubts, turning the one-way "teacher talks, students listen" into a two-way activity that benefited both teachers and students. Moreover, in terms of teaching results, they had excellent results and could obtain many honors related to teaching results. For example, some teachers had won the Outstanding Contribution Award for the college entrance examination many times, the first-class award for teaching design of high-quality courses, and had been rated as outstanding teachers, model teachers, excellent guidance teachers, etc. Many teachers had successfully won the college entrance examination questions. In addition, in the classroom performance, it was full of passion, clear, friendly and natural. For example, some teachers 'lectures were friendly and natural, and they were organized. They integrated their love and thinking for life science into their daily teaching. Their language was friendly and natural, and their thinking was meticulous and clear. They returned to the essence of life, explaining the profound in simple terms, and their structure was rigorous. Finally, in terms of the cultivation and guidance of students, they paid attention to the cultivation of students 'key abilities, strengthened the cultivation of young teachers, led the students to achieve good results, and led the class to obtain excellent class collectives many times. For example, some teachers paid attention to the cultivation of students 'key abilities. When they served as the class preparation team leader, they carried out solid and effective teaching and research activities to strengthen the cultivation of young teachers. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-10-03 02:31
Qionglai No.2 Middle School Biology Teacher
There was a biology teacher named Kuang Wei in Qionglai No.2 Middle School. She was a close friend of the students and was also a teacher and friend of the students. She was nicknamed " Kuang Kuang " by the students. In her class, the students never dozed off. She appreciated and encouraged the students with sincere feelings. In her eyes, every student had a unique value, so she was close to and loved by the students. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-09-30 22:41
Longkou Middle School biology teacher
As for the biology teacher of Longkou Middle School, there was a 28-year-old teacher, Chen Qiaodan. She taught at Longkou Middle School in Heshan City. Her teaching method was novel, and her teaching was full of love and patience. She was very popular among the students and had a good reputation among her colleagues. However, at 10:30 pm on October 9th, 2010, she suddenly fainted and was diagnosed with " cerebral Arteriovenous Malformation and cerebral hemorrhage." She had been unconscious for five months and had not woken up. In addition, Longkou No.1 Middle School had recruitment information for biology teachers. They required a bachelor's degree or above. Those who applied for a bachelor's degree were in the biological sciences, and those who applied for a postgraduate degree were in the first-level biology subject. They needed to have a high school biology teacher qualification certificate and other conditions. There was also some interesting daily content about the biology teachers, but it was not clear that it was about the specific biology teachers of Longkou Middle School. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-09-27 12:02
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