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funny underage drinking stories

funny underage drinking stories

Drinking under the moon

Drinking under the moon

The little duchess' life seems to be perfect, especially after her wedding with the most desired bachelor in the kingdom, the one who drove out all the monster from the Black Wood. Despite her father's initial protests, Iris is able to marry the love of her life and feels that the rest of her life will only be bliss. But not everything is what is seems at her new home and little by little secrets revail themselves, making Iris understand the reasons behind her father's protests. ---------------- Her wedding night found Iris more nervous than she thought. The maids bathed her and changed her into a nightgown which was semi transparent, the silhouette of her body being evident throughout the thin material. After the maids left she laid down on her bed, but only for a second. Her nerves didn’t let her lay there, she couldn’t even sit on it as she knew what was to come. Or at least she thought she knew as she, like all noble girls, was taught about the duty of a wife in the bedroom. But she didn’t know about the tingling in her stomach and the heat coming from inside her from those lessons. No, those were the feelings her now husband showed her with only a kiss. That thought made her touch her lips with her finger. She blushed when she remembered the kiss, the one that started all of this. It happened only a month ago, on a dark night with no stars in the sky and the moon hiding behind the dark clouds, promising a heavy rain. But not a single drop fell yet and the castle's garden was lit by small torches which trew trembling shadows on the ground. She could remember his hands touching her arched back and caressing it while his other hand touched her cheek before sliding behind her head, entangled in her beautifully done hair. He looked passionately into her eyes, his green eyes making her forget about anything else. The smell that came from him drew her closer until their lips touched and she closed her eyes, letting herself drown in that blissful feeling, in those hard arms. He made her forget everything outside their embrace. They forgot where they were and the reason they were there. They forgot about the ballroom full of chatting people, full of music and dance. It was only them at that moment, in the garden. “You son of a bitch!” a cry woke them and they separated from each other. “You will pay for this!”. The man that was screaming at them approached and before Iris realized what was happening, he punched her partner hard.
Fantasy
60 Chs
A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.
Urban
165 Chs
Funny underage drinking stories
One time, my underage friend thought he could handle a lot of alcohol. He took a big swig of vodka straight from the bottle at a party. Immediately, his face turned bright red and he started coughing uncontrollably. It was like he had inhaled fire. Everyone around him was both worried and trying hard not to laugh.
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2024-11-27 01:14
Funny consequences of underage drinking attempts
A young boy tried to sneak some of his parents' whiskey. He didn't measure it right and took a huge gulp. He then spent the next few hours feeling really dizzy and ended up falling asleep on the kitchen floor. His parents found him there in the morning, and it was quite a sight.
2 answers
2024-11-27 07:06
Funny Binge Drinking Stories
Once, my friends and I decided to have a binge - drinking session during a camping trip. We started with some light - hearted toasts and before we knew it, we were all trying to outdo each other with crazy stories. One friend, who was a bit tipsy, started doing an impression of a drunken pirate and ended up falling into a small ditch. It was hilarious at the time and we still laugh about it today.
2 answers
2024-11-29 21:11
Funny First Time Drinking Stories
My first time having a cocktail was really funny. I ordered a fruity - looking one, thinking it would be sweet and easy to drink. But as soon as it touched my tongue, I realized there was a lot of alcohol in it. I ended up talking really fast and getting really giggly, and I told the silliest jokes all night.
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2024-11-05 19:49
Funny First Time Drinking Stories
Well, my first time drinking was at a friend's party. I took a big swig of beer thinking it would taste like soda. But it was so bitter! I made a really funny face and everyone laughed.
2 answers
2024-11-18 14:37
Why are there no truly funny drinking and driving stories?
Because drinking and driving is a life - threatening situation. It can cause accidents that result in serious injuries or even death. There's nothing funny about endangering lives.
3 answers
2024-11-20 00:20
Tell me some funny teenage drinking stories.
Once, my friend in high school thought he could handle a lot of alcohol at a party. He took a big swig of vodka straight and then immediately spat it out all over the floor. His face was priceless, all scrunched up in disgust. Everyone around started laughing so hard.
3 answers
2024-11-06 03:58
Tell me some funny college drinking stories.
At a college mixer, there was a 'beer pong' tournament. One team thought they were so clever and made up their own special rules. But when they tried to enforce them, they just got confused themselves. The other teams were laughing so hard that they could barely play the game.
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2024-12-01 14:43
Funny Binge Drinking Stories Without the Bad Consequences
My group of friends had a binge - drinking evening at someone's house. A friend of mine was really into karaoke that night after a few drinks. But instead of singing the real lyrics, he made up his own completely off - the - wall lyrics. For example, for a love song, he was singing about his love for pizza. We were all in stitches and he woke up the next day feeling fine, which made it a great funny story without any downsides.
2 answers
2024-11-30 13:22
Drinking, funny, and inspirational sentences
It's better to drink than to drink. 2. Drink in moderation. Life is short. Don't let drinking ruin everything. 3. Drink happily, drink freely, don't drink until you're muddle-headed. Be the last to drive home. Don't treat others as fools when drinking, and don't treat yourself as a fool. You must pay attention to your safety when drinking. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. 6. Drinking is harmful to the body. It is better to exercise more to maintain good health. Let drinking become a good memory.
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2024-09-26 19:59
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