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funny underage drinking stories

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Drinking under the moon

Drinking under the moon

The little duchess' life seems to be perfect, especially after her wedding with the most desired bachelor in the kingdom, the one who drove out all the monster from the Black Wood. Despite her father's initial protests, Iris is able to marry the love of her life and feels that the rest of her life will only be bliss. But not everything is what is seems at her new home and little by little secrets revail themselves, making Iris understand the reasons behind her father's protests. ---------------- Her wedding night found Iris more nervous than she thought. The maids bathed her and changed her into a nightgown which was semi transparent, the silhouette of her body being evident throughout the thin material. After the maids left she laid down on her bed, but only for a second. Her nerves didn’t let her lay there, she couldn’t even sit on it as she knew what was to come. Or at least she thought she knew as she, like all noble girls, was taught about the duty of a wife in the bedroom. But she didn’t know about the tingling in her stomach and the heat coming from inside her from those lessons. No, those were the feelings her now husband showed her with only a kiss. That thought made her touch her lips with her finger. She blushed when she remembered the kiss, the one that started all of this. It happened only a month ago, on a dark night with no stars in the sky and the moon hiding behind the dark clouds, promising a heavy rain. But not a single drop fell yet and the castle's garden was lit by small torches which trew trembling shadows on the ground. She could remember his hands touching her arched back and caressing it while his other hand touched her cheek before sliding behind her head, entangled in her beautifully done hair. He looked passionately into her eyes, his green eyes making her forget about anything else. The smell that came from him drew her closer until their lips touched and she closed her eyes, letting herself drown in that blissful feeling, in those hard arms. He made her forget everything outside their embrace. They forgot where they were and the reason they were there. They forgot about the ballroom full of chatting people, full of music and dance. It was only them at that moment, in the garden. “You son of a bitch!” a cry woke them and they separated from each other. “You will pay for this!”. The man that was screaming at them approached and before Iris realized what was happening, he punched her partner hard.
Fantasy
60 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
75 Chs
Funny underage drinking stories
One time, my underage friend thought he could handle a lot of alcohol. He took a big swig of vodka straight from the bottle at a party. Immediately, his face turned bright red and he started coughing uncontrollably. It was like he had inhaled fire. Everyone around him was both worried and trying hard not to laugh.
3 answers
2024-11-26 17:14
Funny consequences of underage drinking attempts
A young boy tried to sneak some of his parents' whiskey. He didn't measure it right and took a huge gulp. He then spent the next few hours feeling really dizzy and ended up falling asleep on the kitchen floor. His parents found him there in the morning, and it was quite a sight.
2 answers
2024-11-26 23:06
Funny Binge Drinking Stories
Once, my friends and I decided to have a binge - drinking session during a camping trip. We started with some light - hearted toasts and before we knew it, we were all trying to outdo each other with crazy stories. One friend, who was a bit tipsy, started doing an impression of a drunken pirate and ended up falling into a small ditch. It was hilarious at the time and we still laugh about it today.
2 answers
2024-11-29 13:11
Funny First Time Drinking Stories
My first time having a cocktail was really funny. I ordered a fruity - looking one, thinking it would be sweet and easy to drink. But as soon as it touched my tongue, I realized there was a lot of alcohol in it. I ended up talking really fast and getting really giggly, and I told the silliest jokes all night.
1 answer
2024-11-05 11:49
Funny First Time Drinking Stories
Well, my first time drinking was at a friend's party. I took a big swig of beer thinking it would taste like soda. But it was so bitter! I made a really funny face and everyone laughed.
2 answers
2024-11-18 06:37
Why are there no truly funny drinking and driving stories?
Because drinking and driving is a life - threatening situation. It can cause accidents that result in serious injuries or even death. There's nothing funny about endangering lives.
3 answers
2024-11-19 16:20
Tell me some funny teenage drinking stories.
Once, my friend in high school thought he could handle a lot of alcohol at a party. He took a big swig of vodka straight and then immediately spat it out all over the floor. His face was priceless, all scrunched up in disgust. Everyone around started laughing so hard.
3 answers
2024-11-05 19:58
Tell me some funny college drinking stories.
At a college mixer, there was a 'beer pong' tournament. One team thought they were so clever and made up their own special rules. But when they tried to enforce them, they just got confused themselves. The other teams were laughing so hard that they could barely play the game.
1 answer
2024-12-01 06:43
Funny Binge Drinking Stories Without the Bad Consequences
My group of friends had a binge - drinking evening at someone's house. A friend of mine was really into karaoke that night after a few drinks. But instead of singing the real lyrics, he made up his own completely off - the - wall lyrics. For example, for a love song, he was singing about his love for pizza. We were all in stitches and he woke up the next day feeling fine, which made it a great funny story without any downsides.
2 answers
2024-11-30 05:22
Drinking, funny, and inspirational sentences
It's better to drink than to drink. 2. Drink in moderation. Life is short. Don't let drinking ruin everything. 3. Drink happily, drink freely, don't drink until you're muddle-headed. Be the last to drive home. Don't treat others as fools when drinking, and don't treat yourself as a fool. You must pay attention to your safety when drinking. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. 6. Drinking is harmful to the body. It is better to exercise more to maintain good health. Let drinking become a good memory.
1 answer
2024-09-26 11:59
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