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funny beer drinking stories

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Drinking under the moon

Drinking under the moon

The little duchess' life seems to be perfect, especially after her wedding with the most desired bachelor in the kingdom, the one who drove out all the monster from the Black Wood. Despite her father's initial protests, Iris is able to marry the love of her life and feels that the rest of her life will only be bliss. But not everything is what is seems at her new home and little by little secrets revail themselves, making Iris understand the reasons behind her father's protests. ---------------- Her wedding night found Iris more nervous than she thought. The maids bathed her and changed her into a nightgown which was semi transparent, the silhouette of her body being evident throughout the thin material. After the maids left she laid down on her bed, but only for a second. Her nerves didn’t let her lay there, she couldn’t even sit on it as she knew what was to come. Or at least she thought she knew as she, like all noble girls, was taught about the duty of a wife in the bedroom. But she didn’t know about the tingling in her stomach and the heat coming from inside her from those lessons. No, those were the feelings her now husband showed her with only a kiss. That thought made her touch her lips with her finger. She blushed when she remembered the kiss, the one that started all of this. It happened only a month ago, on a dark night with no stars in the sky and the moon hiding behind the dark clouds, promising a heavy rain. But not a single drop fell yet and the castle's garden was lit by small torches which trew trembling shadows on the ground. She could remember his hands touching her arched back and caressing it while his other hand touched her cheek before sliding behind her head, entangled in her beautifully done hair. He looked passionately into her eyes, his green eyes making her forget about anything else. The smell that came from him drew her closer until their lips touched and she closed her eyes, letting herself drown in that blissful feeling, in those hard arms. He made her forget everything outside their embrace. They forgot where they were and the reason they were there. They forgot about the ballroom full of chatting people, full of music and dance. It was only them at that moment, in the garden. “You son of a bitch!” a cry woke them and they separated from each other. “You will pay for this!”. The man that was screaming at them approached and before Iris realized what was happening, he punched her partner hard.
Fantasy
60 Chs
Baby's Thoughts in the Apocalypse Saved the Whole Family

Baby's Thoughts in the Apocalypse Saved the Whole Family

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.
Sci-fi
93 Chs
Can you share some funny beer drinking stories?
Sure. One time, my friend thought he could chug a whole liter of beer like a pro. But as soon as he started, he got a huge hiccup and sprayed beer all over the place. We were all laughing so hard.
2 answers
2024-12-06 20:48
Is it funny to see a dog drinking beer in a cartoon?
Yes, it can be quite funny. The image of a dog doing something unexpected like drinking beer can bring a smile to people's faces.
3 answers
2025-06-23 03:30
What are some really funny beer drinking stories from parties?
I remember at a house party, we had a 'beer pong' tournament. One of the players was so drunk that he kept aiming at the wrong cups. He even threw the ball at the wall a few times instead of the table. His confused look was priceless.
2 answers
2024-12-05 06:31
First Time Drinking Beer Stories
My first time drinking beer was at a friend's small party. I took a sip and was immediately hit by the bitter taste. It was really not what I expected as I thought it would be sweeter. But as I continued to drink a bit more, I started to get used to it and actually found the taste quite interesting.
3 answers
2024-11-22 18:12
What are some funny cartoons featuring beer drinking?
There are quite a few! One could be a group of friends having a wild beer-drinking party with hilarious expressions and antics.
2 answers
2025-04-30 04:54
What makes a cartoon of someone drinking beer funny?
It could be the exaggerated expressions or funny poses of the character drinking the beer. Maybe the way they react to the taste or the situations around them.
1 answer
2025-11-03 05:53
What is the story behind drinking a beer?
It could vary a lot. Sometimes it's just about relaxation after a long day. Other times, it might be part of a celebration or social gathering.
2 answers
2024-10-07 00:54
Why is a cartoon character drinking beer?
Maybe it's for comedic effect or to show a rebellious side. Not all cartoons have a deep reason for such actions.
3 answers
2025-04-03 01:53
Why is there a cartoon of a dog drinking beer?
Perhaps it's to show a contrast or play with expectations. Dogs aren't usually associated with drinking beer, so it creates a unique and memorable image. It could also be a commentary on human behavior through the dog's actions.
1 answer
2025-05-02 23:40
Why is a cartoon girl drinking beer?
Maybe she's having a wild moment or just trying something new for fun.
2 answers
2025-05-09 22:37
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