Can you share some really really funny short stories?
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, that's not really how magic works, but it would be a very funny sight if it could happen.
Sure. Once a man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because when I touch my head, I go ding - dong!'
There was a little boy who was very curious. One day he asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His father replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy showed his father a half - eaten cockroach and said, 'But you should see how delicious they are! Dad was horrified.
Can you share some really really funny stories?
Sure. Once, a cat chased its own tail so vigorously that it spun around like a furry top. It was so confused but looked hilarious.
Can you share some really short funny stories?
Sure. A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts.' The doctor says, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'
Can you share some funny really short stories?
There was a fish who could speak Spanish. Every time it saw its owner, it would say 'Hola!', which always made the owner laugh.
Can you share some really funny short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
Can you share some really funny short stories?
Well, there's a story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'. Also, a snail goes to a car dealership and says, 'I want a really fast car.' The salesman says, 'I don't think a car is a good idea for you.' The snail replies, 'But I really want one!' So the salesman gives in. A few days later, the snail comes back very angry and says, 'This car is rubbish! It only says S on the speedometer!'
Can you share some really funny short stories?
There was a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This simple and unexpected story can bring a chuckle.
Can you share some really funny short short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some really short funny bedtime stories?
A snail wanted a bedtime story. So it told itself, 'I once raced a rabbit. I took my time. The rabbit napped and I won!' Then it dozed off, happy with its made - up story.
Can you share some really funny clean short stories?
There was a librarian who noticed a chicken wandering among the bookshelves. She chased it out but the next day it was back again. This time, she followed it and found that it led her to a small hole in the wall. Inside, there were a group of baby chicks huddled around some old, tattered books as if they were reading. It was the funniest and cleanest discovery she ever made in the library.
Can you share some really funny super short stories?
There was a tomato. It was always running late for the salad party. It said it had a lot of pulp to do. That's why it was late every time.