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God of Crime: Strongest Mafia Boss

God of Crime: Strongest Mafia Boss

The gods exist. The Supernatural is real. But poor foolish Mortals can never pierce through the Truth hidden by the Veil. They say Ignorance is Bliss. But for Adam, such Bliss woven by a lie is worthless. In his opinion, Ignorance may be Bliss but --- Knowledge is power. This was the truest fact; something Adam built his empire around. ---- He wasn’t always this rich. He wasn’t always this powerful. There was a time he too struggled to earn enough for the treatment of his sick and dying mother. But one day, on a Halloween night, his life was forever changed. His eyes were opened to a completely new Reality. The truth that was hidden from the eyes of all normal humans. An entirely different world, rules, and society exist just in front of us. Follow Adam, as he uncovers the Truth about his identity, the power in his blood, and his adventures as he rises to the throne that is rightfully his. To attain his goal, he will not hesitate. He will even become the God of Crime if that is necessary. --------- The story will be moderately slow-paced during the First four volumes as I set Adam in the world and slowly develop the world-building and Adam starts to adapt to the new reality. I know it might not be to the taste of everyone, but I believe it's worth it. We discover the world together with Adam and how he will grow from someone who knew absolutely nothing about the supernatural world to being someone no one can ignore. This will be a long road and I would be happy if you are willing to walk this road with me. ---- (Alternative title: Midnight Prince: Empire of Sin) [ Tags ]: Mature| Grimdark | Gore |Netori | Harem | Milf | Young & Mature | Supernatural |Action | Gang War | Criminal Empire | System | Gigolo | Handsome MC | Weak to Strong MC | Antihero| Neutral good to Lawful Neutral Evil. | Showbiz | Psychic | ****** ) ----- Disclaimer: The cover picture is AI made and is the art for Adam as [Magician] Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HikaruGenji Discord: https://discord.gg/3v2xvhvD6j My other work Son of The Hero King: https://www.webnovel.com/book/son-of-the-hero-king_24153504605334705
Fantasy
541 Chs
Testimony Crime บันทึกลับคำให้การ

Testimony Crime บันทึกลับคำให้การ

ม้วนเทปปริศนา เสียงของเด็กหญิงในม้วนเทป และการตายปริศนาของคนในหมู่บ้าน เหตุการณ์ทุกอย่างเกิดขึ้นจากที่เดียวกัน หมู่บ้านชนบทที่โอบล้อมไปด้วยภูเขา บ้านเกิดของอัจฉริยะนักไขคดีหนุ่ม 'สวี่เทียน' ปริศนาคือสิ่งที่ต้องไข เหตุการณ์ตายคือสิ่งที่ต้องค้นหา ทว่าเขาจะทำมันได้อย่างไรในเมื่อทุกคนเอาแต่ขัดขวางเขา แต่คิดหรือว่าจะหยุดเขาได้ ในเมื่อ 'เสียงร่ำไห้และเสียงฮัมเพลง' ยังคงสอดประสานกันอย่างน่าเวทนา ถ้าเขาทิ้งไปทุกอย่างก็ต้องจบสิ้น ความยุติธรรมพ่ายแพ้… เขาทนไม่ได้หรอก ปริศนาต่อไปจะเป็นอะไร ความท้าทายและลึกลับเหล่านี้คือสิ่งที่ทำให้เขาอยากค้นหา!! การหวนคืนถิ่นที่เขาจากมา คือหนทางเดียวที่จะได้รับความจริง ถึงแม้ว่านั่นจะทำให้เขาต้องเผชิญกับภัยอันตรายมากมายก็ตาม….
สยองขวัญ
295 Chs
Harem Streamer System: Every Crime I Broadcast Wins Me a Superheroine

Harem Streamer System: Every Crime I Broadcast Wins Me a Superheroine

[Ding! You've gained 1 million views! The city’s most beloved heroine has fallen for your mysterious charms!] [Miss Mercury is obsessed with your streams. She’s on her way to meet you!] [Heroic factions are closing in on your location, but the Mindbender Heroine is aiding your escape!] [Ding! 10,000 views! You've gained 5,000 Credits and unlocked Stealth Mode (Tier 1)] [Ding! 1 million views! Rope Girl has noticed your mysterious charm and can't get you out of her mind!] [Ding! You’ve saved the city’s lower districts while taking down three corporate-backed heroes. Lady Fortress is secretly watching your stream, intrigued.] In Metro City, where huge corporations and flashy superheroes rule the skyline, everyday people are just bystanders in the ongoing battles between heroes and villains. At the center of this chaotic city is Scott McQueen, an average guy with one big dream: becoming a cool, shadowy antihero. Scott fantasizes about scaring off criminals while serving justice from the shadows. But there’s a catch—this world is full of flashy, attention-grabbing superheroes who hog all the spotlight. One night, everything changes for Scott. He stumbles upon the Harem Streamer System, a strange, almost-living program that offers him a shot at fame. With this system, Scott can live-stream his nightly antihero activities, gaining views and donations from fans all over the world. The catch? The more viewers he gets, the more heroines fall for him. Plus, with the growing fanbase, he earns rewards like money and powerful gear, boosting his chances of becoming the hero he’s always wanted to be! “Bahaha! The whole world is going to bow to me very soon!” He's not only wanted by the Hero Agency. He's not only wanted by mega-corporations. He's not only wanted by enemies he's destroyed. He's also wanted by superheroines! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/XRq3VeasqQ
Urban
298 Chs
Write a funny crime story
In a big city, there was a group of pickpockets. One of them, Jack, thought he was the smartest. They were targeting a crowded subway station. Jack saw a well - dressed man with a briefcase. He sneaked up behind the man and tried to pick his pocket. But as he reached in, his hand got stuck in a big wad of chewing gum that was in the man's pocket. He tugged and tugged, but couldn't get his hand out. The man felt something and turned around. Jack, with his hand still stuck, tried to pretend he was just helping the man with his pocket lint. The man didn't believe him and called the police. Jack's partners in crime saw what happened and ran away, leaving Jack to face the music all by himself.
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2024-12-06 16:07
Tell me a funny crime story.
There was a man who decided to steal a street sign as a prank. He went out in the middle of the night with his tools all ready. But as he was trying to unscrew the sign, a police car happened to pass by. He panicked and tried to hide behind a bush. However, his big feet were sticking out. The police saw him and when they asked what he was doing, he said he was just looking for his lost dog. The officers couldn't keep a straight face as they took him in for attempted theft of public property.
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2024-11-04 01:56
Find another funny crime story.
There was a man who tried to steal a bike by lifting it over a fence. But as he was doing so, his pants got caught on the fence and he was left hanging there, half - naked and unable to escape until the police came. It was really a hilarious sight for the neighbors who witnessed it.
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2024-11-29 14:48
Find another funny crime story.
There was this guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He wrote his demands on a piece of paper but accidentally used a permanent marker. When he handed the note to the cashier, his fingerprints were all over it. And when he realized this, he just froze and the cashier called the police. It was so silly.
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2024-11-29 22:13
Tell me a funny crime story.
Once, a pickpocket targeted a man in a crowded market. He stealthily reached for the man's wallet but accidentally grabbed a packet of hot peppers the man had just bought. The pickpocket put his hand to his mouth in pain and started hopping around, which attracted everyone's attention, including the police who were nearby. So, instead of getting away with a wallet, he got caught red - handed and with a burning mouth.
2 answers
2024-11-08 17:54
Tell a creative funny forensics crime story.
Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a theft at the local bakery. The baker was distraught. The forensic team arrived, led by a rather clumsy detective. He tripped over a loaf of bread left at the crime scene. But this clumsiness led to a discovery. There were strange footprints in the flour that the thief had knocked over. The detective, with his comical antics, followed the footprints which led to the mayor's house. It turned out the mayor had a secret love for the baker's special cinnamon rolls and couldn't resist stealing them. Everyone had a good laugh at the end.
2 answers
2024-11-18 01:43
Tell me a short funny crime story.
There was a pickpocket in a busy market. He targeted a man with a big wallet in his back pocket. He slyly reached for it but didn't notice that the man was standing near a table with a large stack of plates. As he yanked the wallet, he bumped into the table, and all the plates came crashing down. Everyone turned to look, and he was caught red - handed while trying to escape through the broken plates.
2 answers
2024-12-16 16:39
Can you share a real funny crime story?
Sure. There was a case where a thief tried to steal a painting from a museum. He managed to get past the security guards, but when he got to the painting, it was too big for him to carry through the small window he had planned to escape from. He ended up getting caught while struggling to fit the painting through the window.
2 answers
2024-11-06 05:27
What are the elements that make a real funny crime story?
One element is the stupidity of the criminal. Like in the story where the thief used his own paycheck to write a holdup note. Another is when their plans go completely awry. For example, the burglar who thought old VHS tapes were valuable. Also, unexpected twists, such as the man who couldn't fit the painting through the window he planned to escape from.
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2024-11-06 09:42
Can you share another funny crime story?
Sure. There was a man who tried to rob a bank. He wrote a note demanding money on a piece of paper from his pocket. But when he handed the note to the teller, he realized it was his grocery list. Embarrassed, he quickly ran out of the bank, and the teller just shook her head in amusement.
2 answers
2024-11-08 17:01
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