funny samurai story

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

An appreciation to Mr. Makmur Hendrik.... ---000----- “kau tak akan selamat Saburo. Aku bersumpah akan menuntut balas dari akhirat. Kau akan mati dibunuh oleh Samuraimu sendiri. Akan kau rasakan bagaimana senjatamu menikam dirimu. Kau akan ditikam oleh Samurai yang kau bawa dari negerimu. Ingat itu baik-baik. Aku bersumpah…..” Tikam Samurai bercerita tentang kisah hidup seorang anak muda yang berasal dari desa Situjuh Ladang Laweh, yang terletak di kaki Gunung Sago, Sumatra Barat. Tragedi bermula dengan penyerbuan sepasukan kecil tentara Jepang di sekitar tahun1942 ke desanya. Kebengisan tentara Jepang mengakibatkan ayahnya tewas di tangan Saburo Matsuyama, seorang perwira lapangan dan ibu dan kakak perempuannya ikut menerima dampak buruk dari perlakuan prajurit Jepang. Si Bungsu nama anak muda itu, satu-satunya yang selamat di keluarganya. Samurai yang ditinggalkan oleh Saburo menjadi sarana latihan untuk mulai meretas jalan menuju Jepang untuk menuntut balas. Ia akhirnya menciptakan jurus Samurai yang khas yang dapat memenangkan pertarungan demi pertarungan melawan para penjahat bahkan prajurit Jepang sendiri. Beberapa prajurit Jepang melakukan harakiri untuk mengakui kekalahannya menghadapi si Bungsu. Berbagai peristiwa unik dengan latar sejarah akhirnya mengiringi perjalanan si Bungsu menuju Jepang. Berkenalan dengan anggota pasukan khusus Inggris Green Barret dan bertarung dengan Yakuza. Dia akhirnya berhasil menemukan pembunuh keluarganya, Saburo Matsuyama, musuh besarnya di Kyoto, dan mengantarkan Saburo untuk memilih harakiri setelah dikalahkan dalam pertarungan Samurai sejati oleh si Bungsu.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

[COMPLETED] "In Qiyuan, kissing is an act of mutual surrender. To ask for a kiss is to ask someone to be yours, while offering yourself in return. On that note, making love is a common practice and is regarded as deeply romantic." — Romances in Qiyuan, Book One— Haruki had no memories prior to his awakening. With only his black katana and his name to ground him in an identity, he lived through every encounter on pure instinct and a great deal of luck. But it wasn't until he locked eyes with Lanling, those sky-blue orbs gazing at him with the stillness of a lake, that he believed his luck had finally peaked. Shamelessly, he integrated into General Lanling Cheng's army, finding the man even more pleasing to his eyes the longer he watched over him. But as Haruki learned more about his new idol, he began to realize just how deep their connection ran, how precious the memories stolen from him were, and how deeply he loved this man. No matter how many times his mind was wiped clean, his feelings seemed to cross beyond the boundaries of memory, for he had long branded the image and name of Lanling Cheng into the very depths of his soul. He could only hope for a day when the curse that plagued them—this curse that relentlessly tested their love—would finally be shattered, and they could live on with their lives in peace. ~#~#~#~#~#~ [Volumes Synopsis] —Volume 1 [1-50] Amidst the war between the Silver Dragons and the Black Pythons, familiar faces and voices seemed to emerge from nowhere, as though fate itself were playing a cruel game, tugging relentlessly at Haruki’s mind—almost desperate to make him remember his past. But to Haruki, the most important thing was meeting and shamelessly flirting with the general, so he couldn’t care less. Besides, Lanling had told him not to remember, and who was he to disobey his future wife? —Volume 2 [51-145] Haruki and his friends find themselves in a typical isekai setting! At least, that's what Haruki originally thought. But soon, he realized the waters in the palace ran deep, and his connection to whatever schemes were brewing here stretched all the way back to before he even came to... Earth? So, he's a local? Oh, and there’s that Lanling Cheng… Haruki: ...God, why is he so hot? —Volume 3 [146-220] Lanling lost his best friend… his boyfriend… his fated lover. And the loneliness brought by the sudden emptiness gripped his heart every day, almost driving him mad, scorching anyone who dared touch his reverse scale. But just as he gave up dodging the oncoming claws of a chimera, the wind swept him away—into a familiar embrace. Haruki had come back. With a new identity, a new family, and a new… fiancé?! Lanling was in tatters. How had his boyfriend become someone else’s fiancé?? Determined to win him back, he appoints Haruki as his knight, keeps him by his side at all times, and climbs into his bed at night… ~#~#~#~#~#~ [M]—Mature Content Server: https://discord.gg/cMqPN7WVbf Cover Art: @minttea Best Unca Consultant: Zeriq Haruk [for worldbuilding] ~#~#~#~#~#~ Book 2 — My Clingy Abyssal Soulmate (January 2027) Feng x Azyan

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Sakuto Naokata, an infamous samurai known for his murderous ways, is reincarnated into the body of Claude Rayworth, a young boy practising in the art of cultivation. Cold, ruthless and evil, Sakuto declares himself as the future ruler of the Cultivation World. Pride and honor? You must be joking.. I shouldn't hit girls? B*tch, ever heard of gender equality? Your father is someone influential? Guess I have to make sure no one ever finds your body… God has granted me a second chance, which means he approves of my actions! No room for failure! No time for regrets! Now, watch as I set the world on fire!

Apollo Musashi, the main character is a hard worker. Training each day to get stronger and stronger. He has aspirations of being above everything and has the will to make it happen. With this story I dream of bringing back old Shounen and characters that are mean in just the right way. I've seen many new shows try to make their characters as nice as possible, and although I'm making my character nice, he going to be a bit of a pain in the ass. I'm going to try to make the most realistic characters I can make within the confines of this verse. I watch most things nowadays realizing many of these character are just too unbelievably nice with no outbursts and I find that entirely unrealistic. No, I'm not going to have a harem for the main character, because that too I believe is entirely unrealistic from the real world. Without a further adue, I hope you like it.

After more than ten years of silence, seven powerful warriors who were not very serious after wiping out the powerful Black Sheep Knights who brought harm to the mainland once again led the people on a planet to experience resistance and development.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND NOT EXACTLY CONNECTED TO REALITY. When the war between allied countries and Japan ended in 1868, the age of the Samurai also ended. A 17 year-old boy named Ryujiro Kurogane decided to take revenge on every country that defeated the Samurai. He travels with hope in his heart. Only keeping one goal in his mind. To take down the World by becoming a revolutionary Samurai. The secrets and developments of his life are waiting for him... On a journey of revenge.