kids funny paragraph stories

There was a kid in kindergarten. They had a show - and - tell about things they were thankful for. This kid brought in a broken toy and said, 'I'm thankful for this toy. It broke when my sister and I were fighting over it, but then we became friends again because we fixed it together.' It was both funny and sweet.

There are quite a few. For instance, a young boy thought that the altar was a stage and started doing a little dance during the sermon. He thought he was supposed to be the entertainment. Another kid got really excited when he saw the stained - glass windows and started pointing and shouting about all the colors, not realizing it was a quiet time in the service. And a girl who, when the choir started singing, thought they were having a karaoke session and started singing at the top of her lungs her favorite nursery rhyme.

A good one is the story of the boy who planted a carrot seed. Everyone told him it wouldn't grow, but he had faith. He watered it every day. In the end, a huge carrot grew. It's funny because the boy was so determined against all odds, and the moral is about having faith and perseverance. It's great for kids as it shows that if they believe in something and work hard, good things can happen.

A funny Father's Day scary story for kids could be that on Father's Day, dad and the kids are having a barbecue in the backyard. Suddenly, a little mouse runs by. Dad jumps up on a chair and screams like a girl. The kids laugh so hard. Dad then tries to play it cool by chasing the mouse with a broom, but the mouse keeps running circles around him, making it a scary - yet hilarious - event.

There was a kid on tumblr who shared that they thought a vacuum cleaner was a monster. So every time their mom tried to clean, they would run around yelling and trying to 'hide' their toys from it. It was really cute and hilarious how seriously they took this made - up threat.

Yes. There was a little boy who was an amputee. He had a wooden prosthetic leg. He was at school and during a race, his prosthetic leg got a bit loose. Instead of getting upset, he hopped the rest of the way while making funny sounds like a bunny. All the kids were laughing and clapping for him.

Kids have vivid imaginations. Their minds are not yet bound by the rules of the adult world. So they can come up with all kinds of crazy ideas.

Once a kid said that he thought his dog could fly because it jumped really high. Another kid told me that his grandma was a superhero who could make cookies disappear in seconds. And there was a kid who believed that clouds were made of cotton candy and he wanted to climb up and eat them.

They often misinterpret things they see or hear. For example, if they hear an ambulance siren, they might think it's a big monster making that noise. And then they create a story around that misinterpretation. Also, kids are constantly exploring and learning, and part of that process is creating these wacky stories to make sense of the world around them.

A little girl told me that her teddy bear was a secret spy and it reported to her every night about what happened in the toy box. She was really serious when she said it, like it was an actual thing.