A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replies, 'Sit down and I'll deal with you later.'
There was a magician on a cruise ship. He was really bad at his tricks. Every time he did a trick, the ship would sink a little bit more. Finally, he made the ship disappear.
A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a filling.' The man replied, 'No, I don't like fillings. I only like ice cream.' The dentist was so amused that he almost dropped his drill. Then the man added, 'Can you put ice cream in my tooth instead?'.
There was a man who thought he could fly. He climbed up on his roof and flapped his arms as hard as he could. Of course, he didn't fly but instead tumbled down into a bush. Luckily, the bush was thick and soft, so he was only a bit scratched. His neighbors saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing for days.
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A man was staying in a supposedly haunted hotel room. He heard strange noises all night. In the morning, he found out it was just the old radiator making those spooky sounds. Turns out the 'ghost' was just a creaky old heating system.
I'll share one. I woke up in the middle of the night to a strange scratching at my window. I slowly turned my head to look, but all I could see was my own pale reflection. Then, the scratching stopped. A cold hand touched my shoulder. I dared not turn around.
In a far - off realm, there was a wizard named Arin. One day, he entered a forbidden forest. As he walked, the trees whispered secrets. He came across a pond that was filled with starlight. A mermaid emerged from it. She gave Arin a crystal that could turn back time for a brief moment. Using it, he was able to prevent a great disaster that would have befallen his land.
A dog decided to go for a swim in a pond. But when it got in, it realized it couldn't swim as well as it thought. It started paddling furiously and barking at the same time. A nearby duck just looked at the dog and quacked as if to say 'What are you doing?' The dog finally made it to the shore, looking very embarrassed.
She was alone in the old house. The floorboards creaked as she walked. Suddenly, she heard a faint whisper coming from the attic. Against her better judgment, she climbed the rickety stairs. In the attic, there was an old doll sitting in a corner. As she stared at it, the doll's eyes seemed to follow her. Then she heard the whisper again, this time it said her name. She ran out of the attic, but the door slammed shut behind her and she was trapped with that terrifying doll.
I was walking in the old cemetery at midnight. The moon was full and cast an eerie glow. Suddenly, I saw a figure in a white dress floating among the tombstones. It didn't make a sound as it moved closer. I froze in fear, and as it got nearer, I could see its hollow eyes staring right at me. I ran as fast as I could out of there.
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.'