A group of birds were having a meeting. One sparrow said, 'I think we should paint our nests different colors.' Another bird said, 'But we don't have hands to hold paintbrushes!' The sparrow thought for a moment and said, 'We could ask the squirrels to do it for us.' All the birds burst into laughter at the silly idea.
A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a filling.' The man replied, 'No, I don't like fillings. I only like ice cream.' The dentist was so amused that he almost dropped his drill. Then the man added, 'Can you put ice cream in my tooth instead?'.
There was a clumsy chef in a restaurant. He was making a cake. He accidentally put salt instead of sugar. When he tasted it, his face scrunched up. He quickly added more sugar, but then he dropped the whole bowl of batter on the floor. The sous - chef walked in and just stared at the mess, and the clumsy chef said, 'I was just trying a new style of floor - cake!'
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replies, 'Sit down and I'll deal with you later.'
There was a man who thought he could fly. He climbed up on his roof and flapped his arms as hard as he could. Of course, he didn't fly but instead tumbled down into a bush. Luckily, the bush was thick and soft, so he was only a bit scratched. His neighbors saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing for days.
They are concise. For example, like 'The fish went to school. It got an A in swim class.' It gets the humor across quickly without a lot of extra words.
Sure. Once there was a little boy who found a lost puppy. He took it home and cared for it. His parents were initially hesitant but soon grew to love the puppy too. In the end, the puppy became an important part of their family.
I'll share one. I woke up in the middle of the night to a strange scratching at my window. I slowly turned my head to look, but all I could see was my own pale reflection. Then, the scratching stopped. A cold hand touched my shoulder. I dared not turn around.
In a far - off realm, there was a wizard named Arin. One day, he entered a forbidden forest. As he walked, the trees whispered secrets. He came across a pond that was filled with starlight. A mermaid emerged from it. She gave Arin a crystal that could turn back time for a brief moment. Using it, he was able to prevent a great disaster that would have befallen his land.
A man was staying in a supposedly haunted hotel room. He heard strange noises all night. In the morning, he found out it was just the old radiator making those spooky sounds. Turns out the 'ghost' was just a creaky old heating system.
A dog decided to go for a swim in a pond. But when it got in, it realized it couldn't swim as well as it thought. It started paddling furiously and barking at the same time. A nearby duck just looked at the dog and quacked as if to say 'What are you doing?' The dog finally made it to the shore, looking very embarrassed.
She was alone in the old house. The floorboards creaked as she walked. Suddenly, she heard a faint whisper coming from the attic. Against her better judgment, she climbed the rickety stairs. In the attic, there was an old doll sitting in a corner. As she stared at it, the doll's eyes seemed to follow her. Then she heard the whisper again, this time it said her name. She ran out of the attic, but the door slammed shut behind her and she was trapped with that terrifying doll.