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Honestly, the term is quite strange and not a typical story theme. Maybe in some underground or very niche horror literature there could be something that comes close. But in mainstream literature or storytelling, it's not a common thing. If we consider the idea of a 'monster' more broadly, like a metaphorical monster in a person's mind that they 'confess' about, that could be a different way to approach it.

In the world of literature, we have a vast range of stories that deal with various aspects like love, war, adventure, and self - discovery. However, 'Monster Black Dick Stories' is not a recognized genre or set of stories in literature. It might be something very specific or made - up that doesn't have a place in the general literary canon.

There was a boy who was known as the'monster dick boy' because he was very brave. He befriended a small monster. The boy taught the monster good values. They often explored the meadows together. One time, they found a lost kitten. They took care of the kitten until they found its owner. This story shows that even a boy with an unusual name and a monster can do kind things.

A'monster dick story' could be about a fictional or exaggerated account related to something very large or powerful. It might be a tall tale in a fantasy context, like a story about a mythical creature with an enormous and intimidating appendage. However, without more context, it's hard to be more specific.

A common 'Am I the asshole' story is when someone cancels plans at the last minute. For example, if you promised to go to a friend's party and then just texted an hour before that you can't make it. It's a bit asshole - ish. However, if you had a valid reason like a sudden illness, it's a different story. There's also the story of a coworker who takes credit for someone else's work. That coworker is most likely the asshole in that situation.

No. These kinds of stories are inappropriate in a general public context. We should focus on topics that are ethical, positive and can be shared among all kinds of people without causing discomfort or violating social norms.

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No, such content is inappropriate and often against the law and moral standards.