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I really just want to lose money! T_T Best boss ever, prodigy of the business world, genius creator, visionary of the century. These are the descriptions used for Pei Qian, President of Tengda Corporation. Ever since his rebirth, Pei Qian finds himself in possession of a system that rewards him if he manages to lose money. Instantly, a brilliant idea comes to mind — making crappy games! "If the game flops, all my investment cost will be lost!" "How difficult can it be to lose money?" Indeed... how difficult can it be? ------------------------------------------------------------ This book is highly popular in China and has set off a new trend. Webnovel has very high expectations for this book and has gotten the author to refine the first chapter as an exclusive for global readers. We hope everyone will enjoy reading it.

"Luo Qiao was framed by some scandalous news saying that she entered the room of the Best Actor. When she was scolded by an audience who didn't know the truth, she decided to leave the entertainment industry and return to inherit the family fortune. However, when she returned to her villa, she realized that her father had actually sold the villa to her childhood sweetheart and ex-boyfriend?! She questioned him angrily and wanted to buy the villa back, but this gorgeous and charming man said, ""I don't lack money. I only need a girlfriend."" Luo Qiao had no choice but to start cohabiting with her ex-boyfriend. All the slander and ridicule online disappeared overnight. Luo Qiao thought that her father had helped with the PR, but it was actually President Ming, her ex-boyfriend, who had done it. They didn't like each other because of the unhappy breakup that year. They had been in a relationship for seven years, from middle school to university graduation. President Ming had never given up on Luo Qiao, but what could he do to make his ex-girlfriend fall in love with him again? Haters, ""Family property? What family property does she have!"" The CEO of the Luo Corporation, who had hundreds of billions of assets, posted on Weibo, ""She's my daughter, my biological daughter."" Haters, ""What???"" Luo Qiao decided to give back to her fans with a lucky draw. Haters, ""Hehe, I don't care! Who doesn't have money?"" Luo Qiao, ""Comment on this Weibo post and I will choose someone to send them this piece of property."" Haters, ""???"" Luo Qiao and the top male celebrity went on variety shows. Haters, ""Hur hur, Luo Qiao is throwing herself at our idol again! Shameless!"" The next day, the media revealed that the President of the Ming Corporation, who had been trending on trending topics because of his freakish looks, was Luo Qiao's ex-boyfriend whom she had kicked out long ago… Haters, ""???"" Ex-boyfriend, ""??? I'm not going to be an ex-boyfriend for much longer.”"

[17+] Terdapat banyak adegan kekerasan. Pacaran dengan Kakak kelas ternyata bukan sebuah hal yang mudah, karena akan tiba di mana waktu kalian berpisah. Hal itu dialami oleh anak kelas XI bernama Peyvitta Aqueena yang pacaran dengan seorang Devian Alvano. Bersama dengan Devian, laki-laki yang mempunyai wajah tampan, tubuh yang atletis, serta harta yang melimpah adalah sebuah keberuntungan. Di balik keberuntungan itu, ternyata ada sebuah kejutan dari Tuhan yang Peyvitta terima setelah kehadiran Ayah Devian. Selalu bersama dengan laki-laki dingin anak kelas XI bernama Reynard Dirgantara, membuat hubungan percintaan Peyvitta merumit. Devian yang tidak ingin berbagi dan Reynard yang ingin memiliki, membuat Peyvitta harus memilih salah satu dari mereka. Lalu pada akhirnya siapa yang Peyvitta pilih? Reynard atau Devian? Ataukah ada laki-laki lain yang Tuhan hadirkan? Lalu kenapa judulnya kehilangan? Baca saja ceritanya, nanti akan terjawab semuanya :)

Recently, a special correspondent conducted an exclusive interview with Pei Qian, President of Tengda Group. Tengda Group, now valued at hundreds of billions, operates across various sectors such as gaming, internet services, digital hardware, cultural media, and restaurants, significantly impacting numerous aspects of daily life. Pei Qian himself is widely regarded as the "World’s Best Boss," an unparalleled investment genius, and a brilliant game developer. He is known for his effortless leadership style and keen ability to precisely forecast industry trends. However, during the interview, Pei Qian expressed deep frustration: “I’m truly not some kind of business genius!” “My success is entirely due to luck!” “My initial goal was merely to lose fifty thousand yuan…” See? This is exactly how a genuine business genius maintains humility and modesty.

My name is Blanche Callum. For five years, I’ve played the role of Zain Jacob’s dutiful wife. All I got in return was watching him give his devotion to another woman. I thought a second baby might be our last chance. He agreed, and for a moment, I dared to hope. But I was just a vessel, a womb safe enough to risk for the heir his mistress couldn’t. Then, my own daughter chose her arms over mine. That was my breaking point. I ended the pregnancy, demanded a divorce, and walked away from the man I loved and the child I lost. But now, on the verge of freedom, the man who treated me like air suddenly won’t let me breathe. His cold fury follows my every move. He broke my heart. Why is he now so desperate to keep the pieces?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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For years, I belonged to him. Not his mate. Not his love. But his bedmate. His Gamma. His shadow in the night. Alpha Calhoun made sure no man dared touch me, no wolf dared look at me. I was his possession, his secret, his sin wrapped in skin. And I endured it all—his rough hands, his dark devotion, his kisses that tasted like fire and chains because at least, for a while, he was mine. Until she returned. His destined mate. His so-called true love. And suddenly, I was nothing. Cast aside, silenced, left to wither in the shadows of a love that had never been mine to claim. But the thing about being claimed by a man like Calhoun… is that he never truly lets you go. "Try to leave me, Elodie," his voice had been a snarl against my throat, his grip bruising my waist. "I'll burn down every border, tear apart every wolf that stands in my way, until you crawl back to me. You're mine, even if the Moon Goddess herself wants to rip you away." He didn’t know then that I already had one foot out the door. And when I finally left his pack… I took more than just my broken heart with me.

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Zero EQ - Check Possessive - Check Worst male friends - Check Now listen here Captain, you have to learn to set the mood! Look in her eyes....now don't look away when she doesn't shy away. Draw your attention to her lips..... But they kissed before! Doesn't that make them official? Shut up and let me get done with this session! Now Captain, have you noted all that down?! Our male lead nodded his head in understanding adding pointers in his note book "Strong and independent women like Miss need a man with a strong sense of cutenes...." he cringed imagining their Captain acting cute. 'Well if he could make men fall head over heels for him at first glance then, thy should be the least of my worries!' Jason has been in this world alone after the.demise of his loved ones until he clashes with Jenny a woman trying to discover herself and unveil her brutal past for revenge. Finally finding what his heart has always yearned for, Jason takes it upon himself to draw her to him. She is afraid her past may destroy what she has with her new family. He is destroying her past for their future! But he also has his demons dreading to destroy everything he hold dear to his heart. He finds love and a home in a lone soul Jenny but how long will it last before its also forcefully taken from him again. Is he going to let it happen? NOT YET EDITED.....but a good read....please, dive in Join me on Jason and Jenny's journey to be free from their past and how they curve their future together. ko-fi.com/littoways1999 It's an original composition and any similarity is pure coincidence. Lots of love from litto_ways Join me on discord for better communication experience on our characters at https://discord.gg/gWFQ9ANKp2 DISCLAIMER!!! THIS IS ONLY A NOVEL AND ANY RELATION TO DAY TO DAY LIFE FACTS IS BUT A COINCIDENCE.