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Mated at First Sight

Mated at First Sight

Making poison, studying poison, and playing with poison is her hobby and fascination. Saving people, killing people, and torturing people - those are considered her virtues and ethics. Indeed, she is a doctor - a term that might be more appropriately shortened to... physician! She has the medical code of ethics, yet lacks the empathy. Her patient care is purely dependent on her mood. An injury led to a fortuitous encounter, making two individuals completely unrelated to each other cross paths. Later on, as the woman became a military doctor... In their first meeting, she saved him from the brink of death. The location of his wound was "a wake-up call". And in their next meeting, when she offered - to devote herself to him! His response was: "I... am willing." She said: "I was actually just joking." For Mu Lin, there are only two types of people in the world: the sick, and the deceased. For Jing Chen, the world also only consists of two types of people: family, and soldiers. However, when he met her; when she met him, everything was bound to undergo chemical changes. Mini Theater One day, a dandy with an enchanting posture and seductive eyes said: "From now on, all of me belongs to you." This Poison Doctor, leaning forward revealing a slight smile, "Are you serious about what you said?" in a place he couldn't see, the silver needle in her hand flashed with a cold glint. Snapshot Theater In the future, the child asks: "Mommy, why was your taste so bad back then, choosing this daddy to be my daddy?" How contemptuous. Mu Lin: "This is a serious question, I need to think it over carefully." She definitely needed to think it over thoroughly. The child, full of high spirits: "Certainly this daddy is not your true love." The next second, an aria flies past, "Wife," came a voice filled with aggrievement. "Good." People only know that women are oblivious to Master Jing's eyes, but they don't realize that from their first encounter, her figure has already silently approached him. Some say that Mu Lin was taken down off her lofty pedestal by Master Jing, but Mu Lin wants to say, she did it willingly. [I'm incapable of writing a good summary, please refer to the main text for the story! Come and take the plunge!] Moreover: For recommendations check out my older works: [Overbearing Marriage: Cold wife of a wealthy family after rebirth] [Master Jing's colorful life: Doting on a spoiled wife] My new book [Art of Seduction: Master, hurry up and wear a condom] is looking for favorites.
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Valentine's Day with the Boyfriend: Funny Stories
One funny story was when my boyfriend tried to cook a special Valentine's Day dinner. He ended up burning the steak and setting off the smoke alarm. We just laughed and ordered pizza instead.
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2024-11-22 07:17
Share some funny boyfriend girlfriend stories.
Once, my girlfriend and I were at a pet store. She saw a tiny puppy and got so excited that she started making puppy noises. The puppy looked at her all confused and I just couldn't stop laughing. It was the cutest and funniest thing ever.
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2024-10-27 16:17
Share some funny first boyfriend stories.
Well, my first boyfriend once tried to cook for me. He was making pancakes but ended up mixing the salt with the sugar. When he served them, it was the saltiest 'pancake' I ever had. We just laughed so hard about it.
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2024-11-29 21:53
What are some funny boyfriend period stories?
My boyfriend once went to the store to buy me period products. He was so embarrassed that he grabbed the first box he saw without looking at the size or type. When he got home, he realized it was the wrong thing but his flustered face was hilarious. He then went back to the store, this time more determined and got the right one.
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2024-12-15 03:50
Share some BuzzFeed funny boyfriend stories.
Well, once my boyfriend tried to cook me a special dinner. He followed an online recipe but ended up mixing up the salt and sugar amounts. The dessert was super salty and the main dish was too sweet. We just laughed it off and ordered pizza instead.
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2024-12-06 09:24
Valentine's Day with the Boyfriend: More Funny Stories
One time on Valentine's Day, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers. However, he forgot to take off the price tag. When I pointed it out, he blushed and said it was proof of how much he 'valued' me. It was really cute and funny.
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2024-11-22 08:27
Can you share some funny boyfriend stories?
My boyfriend once decided to surprise me by dressing up as my favorite movie character. He got the costume all wrong and looked more like a clown version of the character. It was hilarious seeing him so confident in that ridiculous get - up.
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2024-10-30 02:01
What are some really funny moments in cheating boyfriend stories?
A cheating boyfriend tried to double - book his dates. He told his girlfriend he would take her to a concert. But he also told another girl he'd be at a fancy dinner with her at the same time. Well, the concert got cancelled last minute. So he took his girlfriend to the same restaurant where he was supposed to meet the other girl. When they walked in, the other girl was already there waiting. The look on his face was priceless as he tried to explain how this was all just a 'big misunderstanding'. He was sweating and stammering all over the place. It was quite a sight.
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2024-11-29 03:20
Can you share some funny cheating boyfriend stories?
Well, I heard about a guy who was cheating on his girlfriend. He tried to hide the fact that he was on a date with another girl. But his girlfriend showed up at the same restaurant by coincidence. He panicked and hid under the table. The waitress came over and was so confused when his girlfriend asked if she had seen a man sitting there alone. It was hilarious in a way.
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2024-11-28 22:16
Can you share some funny boyfriend and girlfriend stories?
Sure. One time, my friend and her boyfriend were having a picnic. A squirrel stole a piece of their sandwich right from the blanket. Her boyfriend chased the squirrel for a bit while she was laughing hysterically.
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2024-12-11 15:55
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