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There were novels similar to Bamboo Shadow Bagpipe: 1."Brother, You've done something wrong again." Author: The First Snow in All Time 2."This Swordsman Is Too Curly." Author: Silvery 3."Rainbow Moon Seeking Immortality". Author: His Excellency An Jun. 4."Family Cultivation: Starting from the Evil Sword Immortal." Author: Green Lotus Yibai 5."Your Majesty, Please Kill the Immortal." Author: Bright Mirror Is More Than Water 6:"I've laid my cards on the table. I'm the Koi Fish in the Cultivation World." Author: White Crane Cat. 7:"She Delivered Delivery in Ancient Times", Author: Flying Whale 8."Douluo: Man is Peerless, Fake God", Author: In the Name of Salted Fish 9:"Kissing the Female Empress in a Dream, What to Do If She Knocks Your Door", Author: Dry Earth 3 10:"Full-time Expert's Royal Style Glory", Author: Toss Gold to Attract Jade Game of the Supreme God's Law, Author: Husky 12:"Let's talk about the right path. You, a witch, want to use secret codes with me?" Author: Gu Shaojue Paper Lord of Bones, Author: Li Family's Xuanyuan The Sun of the Peerless Tang Sect. Author: Alepa "In the Instance Dungeon Game, I Use My Strength to Transform All Monsters." Author: Name Exactly Seven Words 16:"Before I Run, I Cheat and Make a Fortune." Author: Qian Qian Meng Meng "Mortal: Reborn as Han Li's Older Sister", Author: Shi Nian Lai Du The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Brother, You Sins Again":"Brother, You Sins Again" was a delightful novel. The plot was light and funny, making people laugh uncontrollably. Although the protagonist was born to be a disaster, his tenacity and courage moved people. Although he had experienced many setbacks and tribulations, he had never given up and had been trying hard to find the meaning of life. This book not only made people laugh out loud, but it also brought many inspirations to the readers. It tells us that as long as we persist and work hard, we can overcome the difficulties in life and find our own goals in life. Although the number of words was not much, the beginning was already filled with anticipation. He hoped that he could see more exciting stories in the future. [2:"This Swordsman is Too Curly": Status: Series] [Tagged: Crossing Invincible Style, Rebirth, Mortal Style, Easy to Kill, Decisive, Black-bellied Swordsman] [Description: Yun Shu transmigrated to a novel about the female protagonist's soul. As a low-level cannon fodder swordsman, his first consideration was how to survive the repeated suppression of the plot and seek immortality.] 'Ding, you have used the Ninth-heaven Sword Technique once, skill proficiency +1.' Yun Shu,"Got it, liver!" Weapon refinement, talismans, array formations, pill refinement, beast taming, realm... When his proficiency reached the maximum level, Yun Shu looked at the following plot and fell into deep thought."Are these protagonists and villains sure they can defeat me?" Support the author, this book doesn't end abruptly like the last one. 3."Rainbow Moon Seeking Immortal": True Human Doujinshi The protagonist transmigrated into the Gu Yue clan. The protagonist walks the path of the moon 4.<<Family Cultivation: Starting from the Evil Sword Immortal>>: In the old land of Mount Shu, a magical black stone brought Xu Changqing to the cultivation world to become the patriarch of a small family. The legendary forbidden technique allowed the Evil Sword Immortal beyond the six realms to be reborn. He had two souls in one body, one righteous and one evil. The Mystical Black Rock turned into an insect nest to control strange insects, allowing Xu Changqing to embark on a rare path of insect cultivation. "Xu Changqing, you destroyed my entire Li family. I've cultivated bitterly for hundreds of years just to take revenge on you. Hand over my life." "Demon Xu, you took advantage of me to ruin my innocence. I swear to kill you." "Everyone, you've found the wrong person. I've always pursued the Great Dao and have never done such a thing before." Xu Changqing's expression was calm as he looked at the black mass of enemies outside the clan's array formation. He calmly began to send troops to set up the array formation. Copper Fire Ants, Six-Winged Demon Centipedes, Nine Yin Barrier Venomous Bees, Ancient Gold Devouring Beetles…The swarm of insects that blotted out the sky and covered the earth attacked the enemies outside the array formation. …… Years later, the people of the Immortal Cultivation world discovered that there were actually two Xu Changqing. One called himself the Insect Demon but was righteous, and the other called himself an Immortal but committed all kinds of evil. 5."Respectfully Asking Your Majesty to Slay the Immortals": The transmigrator, Xu Mochen, became the emperor of the ancient Great Qian Kingdom. In order to survive in the chaotic world, he had no choice but to work hard every night. He introduced some advanced policies, science, and technology knowledge to enrich the country and strengthen the army, finally ending the chaotic world. After unifying the world, he decided to establish a special zone, promote civil governance, and gradually promote it throughout the country to become an emperor for eternity. Who knew that the ministers would remonstrate,"Your Majesty must follow the ancestral system and expand the harem!" Looking around, all the civil and military officials, six departments and nine ministers were cultivators. There were demons and devils, spirits and spirits. The belated beauties of the harem also flew into the sky. However…don't panic over small matters. After all, I brought a divine artifact with me. Those who are loyal to him will be given the Immortal Destiny Pill to help him achieve the Great Dao of Ascension. Those who are not convinced will be killed by the Emperor's Sword! What was that? Was he going to lay his hands on the mortals? Very resistant to death, then don't blame me for surpassing the times! 6."I've laid my cards on the table. I'm the Koi in the Cultivation World." Tu Nian dressed up as the useless supporting actress of the group's favorite Cultivation novel. In the book, the sect planned to scam her of all her assets, her master wanted to use her human flesh to refine pills, and the female protagonist wanted to dig out her spiritual roots and gouge out her eyeballs to feed the dogs. Tu Nian cherished his life and joined a new sect to live, but unexpectedly, the sect was completely corrupted. You want to be a dog's thigh? It was not a big problem. She would save him! The sect master was too gossipy and attracted the attention of the sect. After he angrily scattered the ashes of the other sect masters, his cultivation was crippled and he starved to death? Tu Nian: Physics is broken! Stick a Sealing Talisman and shut up! Sect Master: Help, I want to suffocate to death! Eldest Senior Brother was framed for his extraordinary talent. After the Fallen Demon killed Blackie, he was imprisoned by the female protagonist into the realm of extreme cold? Tu Nian,"Kidnapping with our lives, connecting our spiritual roots, cultivating the entire sect, killing us!" Eldest Senior Brother: For Little Junior Sister not to fall into the demonic path, we are obliged! Second Senior Brother had a crush on the female protagonist and voluntarily materialized, assassinated the male protagonist to no avail, and was eaten alive by the female protagonist's spiritual pet? Tu Nian: Pure? I'll directly invite a hundred beauties to my door, and see if you're innocent or not. Second Senior Brother: Cute is worthless in front of sexiness! Third Senior Brother loved to spar and offended countless people. When he turned dark and resisted, he was shot by a hidden arrow and died? Tu Nian said,"Draw a hundred Vajra Talismans every day and bring them with you. Otherwise, you're not allowed to go out and fight!" Third Brother: I can't finish it, I can't finish it at all Fourth Senior Brother… Tu Nian, Eh? Where did Fourth Senior Brother come from in the original novel? A certain vixen: Lend me your tail to rub? (Enchanting smiley face Tu Nian blushed. Don't you just rub your tail against me! His avatar had fallen off! Holding the script in her hand, Tu Nian was very stubborn. The female protagonist became famous in one week and took charge of a fish pond in one corner. This old lady became famous in two weeks and ascended to the heavens! 7."She Delivered a Delivery in Ancient Times": A novel that easily transmigrated between planes. The female protagonist was hit by a car in a daze due to the loss of her job, but she did not expect to get a cheat and be able to travel back and forth between different planes. 8."Douluo: Peerless Man, Fake God"[Douluo Group] [Special Characteristics: Playing tricks on Douluo to sell divine artifacts and then seize Tang San's luck] [Current Combat Power: 55] [Potential: 70] Welcome to like, step on, and place your bets. 9."Kissing the Female Empress in a Dream, What to Do If Someone Knocks Your Door" was a fascinating fantasy novel. The content of the story was novel and interesting, making it difficult for people to extricate themselves. The author made the readers feel as if they were in another world through ingenious character creation and fascinating plots. The unique thing about this book was that it could attract the readers 'attention and immerse them in the story. Although the title might be a little strange, it did not affect the readers 'love for it. I personally like this book and recommend it to other readers. If you're looking for an exciting fantasy novel, then 'Kissing the Female Empress in a Dream, What If She Knocks Your Door' is definitely worth reading. 10."Royal-Style Glory of the Full-time Expert": The Fallen Wealthy Class, the Forgotten God-level account. The fledgling youth took over the god-level account from Tian Sen, Sweeping Hermit, and led the dual-core Royal Style team, an Exorcist and a Knight, to challenge the highest honor in Glory! Yang Fan, debuting in Season 7, the second rookie to break the rookie wall, beating Sun Xiang to become Season 7's Best Rookie! He was called the "perfect professional player" by the Battle God! 11."The Supreme God's Law Game":[Behind-the-scenes style + game transmigration + player style + partial sand sculpture + group portraits] Everyone surrounded the Emperor's coffin and tried their best to squeeze out tears. Some even whispered sadly,"It seems like it." When Chen Feng, whose soul had entered the Emperor's body, pushed open the coffin lid and sat up, everyone cried happily. "???" …………………… Millions of completed works and quality guaranteed 12:"Let's talk about the right path, you witch want to use secret codes with me?" The disciple of the righteous path and the young master of the Concord Union. These two identities were tied together. Was Su Geng of the righteous path or the demonic path? This was the first time he had met Sect Master Concord, and his eyes were filled with admiration! Su Geng was dumbfounded. It was said that cultivation had to be done step by step, but Su Geng did not take the usual path. Cultivation was stolen, formations were comprehended with modern thinking, treasures were obtained by accident, and beauties were… It was reasonable for a spy to be cautious, right? However, as the young master of the demonic sect, shouldn't he be more arrogant? There were no demons in the world, only jealous people. <Lord of Bones>: A young man with a Dragon Bone, a future Nirvana Stage practitioner. After creating an unprecedented record, the Dragon Bone suddenly disappeared and plummeted, earning him the title of trash. Just when he was about to despair, he obtained a piece of divine bone that far surpassed the Dragon Bone. From then on, he began the glorious story of a genius's journey. "The Sun of the Peerless Tang Sect": A Soul Awakened Once Again, a Son of Destiny whose Fate Has Been Changed. At first, he thought that he was the light that illuminated the world, the sun that warmed the world. Later on, he discovered that the light of the people in this world was enough to warm him up. Therefore, he decided to lead the people of this world to pick up soul guns and kill that hypocritical god. …… To put it nicely, this was actually a story of a foreign cheater saving another cheater who was allowed to cheat on the local server but was controlled by a fake server administrator. "In the Instance Dungeon Game, I Use My Strength to Transform All Monsters" Stay up late to play with your phone, eat, buy peripheral, sleep, and stop useless relatives from visiting. Volume of exercise: Going downstairs to take out the trash, pick up the express delivery, and go to the supermarket After becoming a player: Fighting monsters, deciphering, attacking NPCs, watching people bragging/arguing on the public screen Volume of exercise: Add Stamina Points After unlocking the disguise skill: Play a real Monkey King with the NPC, a professional scapegoat, never using his own face to do bad things, pretending to be a prop to rob fishing players. [Rankings 1: A dirty thing has its eyes on me. Who is the one who is scheming against me behind my back?] …… The world game has descended once again, and a large number of humans have been selected to become dungeon players. A big family on the surface, blood on the back Claiming to be a high-quality campus, but in reality, ghost stories are everywhere. A world abandoned by God, the endless descent of natural disasters A world where humans and monsters oppose each other, dancing with the otherworldlings, and becoming enemies with the world In the world where Evil Gods existed, both the world and humans were slowly walking towards destruction. …… In response, Jiang Yingbai said,"If one knife can't cut it all, then come with two." …… There's a lightning protection post in the comments section. You can take a look. 16:"Dressed Before Fleeing, Making a Fortune with Cheat and Silence":(Husband and Wife Wearing)(Male Wearing Female)(Female Wearing Male)(Book Wearing) The orphan couple brought their own pagoda space jade pendants and transmigrated into a book. The woman dressed as a man, and the man dressed as a woman. They each had a cheat. Ye Junluan…Oh my god, how did he transmigrate to such a weak body? He was a child with cerebral paralysis and was called a fool! Ding!"You have received seven likes. Congratulations to the host for opening the Jade Pendant Artifact Spirit Space!" When he heard this voice, a soft child's voice sounded in his mind. Then, it introduced how to use the functions of this space! "Madam, it's a daughter. Congratulations, Madam. There's only a little daughter!" Cheng Xiwen? My body is being wiped, and I'm being spanked."Wahhh!" Don't spank my butt, you old woman! You're so cruel! "Mrs. Zhao, the girl is very loud. She's a healthy little girl!" the midwife said. "Wahhh!" she cried out."How did I become a girl? I don't want it, I don't want it. Where's my wife? Where did you take my wife?" The male and female protagonists changed genders and helped their families stock up before they fled. Finally, they were able to add each other as friends and send supplies to each other. After the reform and opening up, they were among the first wave of wealth…! "Mortal: Reborn as Han Li's Sister": Now they're basically all single. "So I'm Demon Han's sister?" One day, Luo Ningxin suddenly realized that this ordinary-looking younger brother was the future Celestial Venerable Han? Death was the end, but it was also a new beginning. Flowers bloomed and withered, and the cycle repeated itself. As an inconspicuous member of the mortal world, Luo Ningxin believed that she should hold her sword and advance triumphantly after being reborn! Who was the peak at the end of the immortal road? You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

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If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar." If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. 4 "When you were young, did you often tell your parents that you were an alien?" "No, if I tell them I'm an alien, they won't ask me so many strange questions." A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him. A boy confessed to a girl, and the girl rejected him, saying,"I'm already past that age." The boy asked,"What age are you now?" "I've already rejected that age group," the girl replied. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar." A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot." If I die, the first thing I will say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar." If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot." If I die, the first thing I will say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar." If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot." If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him.

In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.

Alright, I'll try my best to provide cold jokes. Here are some examples: Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do airplanes like to fly in the sky? Because they wanted to " fly." Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to have a piece of the sky in the "sea" circle.

Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.

An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"

There was a joke in the book," March Bewitching the Young Diao Wife ", about " March Divorce Wife ". In addition, there were some ghost stories in " Teach My Beholder Spirit-branded Retainer " that might be a little scary. Please note that these stories are all novel plots and have nothing to do with reality. If you don't want to be scared, you can choose to read other types of novels. I hope you like my recommendation.

I can give you some websites and resources to collect jokes. Here are some good choices: Reddit:Reddit's r/jokes subforum is a community full of funny jokes covering a variety of topics and styles. 2 Laugh Factory: This website has a special "joke library" that contains a large number of jokes and jokes. 3 Comedy Central: The "Comedy Soundtrack" section of the website is a channel full of humorous and funny content, including many jokes and short comedies. Jokescccom: This site covers all kinds of jokes, including pranks, children's jokes, brain teasers, etc. 5 Funny or Die: The content of this website is very funny, including many jokes, pranks and short comedies. The site is a social network that focuses on jokes and humorous content. Users can post and reply to jokes to gain happiness. The above websites and resources can allow you to collect a lot of funny jokes. I hope you will like them!