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A joke could soothe one's mood when one was in a bad mood. The following was a classic joke: One day, a duck walked into a bar. The duck asked the bar owner,"Do you have any chicken here?" "Of course," replied the bar owner."We have all kinds of birds and chickens here." The duck asked again,"Do you have ducks here?" "No, we only have birds and chickens, not ducks," replied the barman. The duck was very disappointed and left the bar. When he got home, he said to his duck friend,"I'm such a failure today. We met two different animals in the bar and neither of them was a duck." "Don't worry," replied the duck partner,"we still have humor and jokes to deal with this situation." The duck said,"Then forget it. I've lost all hope."

There were novels similar to I'm an Old Assassin: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen "This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times": Ji Cha's book, anyone who understands it will understand o(*^▽^*)o 2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: From ancient times to the present, it is rumored that there is a Spirit Realm in the world. Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many different opinions among the famous people of the past dynasties. "From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit." "Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but ghost workers are hard to come by." 3."Tang's Table": Whether it's Goguryeo, Turk, Tubo, Tuyuhun, Xue Yantuo, Tiele…or even whales, tigers, sharks, and hungry wolves, the Tang Empire is a melting pot that can cook peerless delicacies… 4."King of the Familiar": A New Work by the Great God of the Familiar, Clear Spring The title of the book had the feeling of a third-rate familiar novel from ten years ago. The author had accumulated a lot of experience from writing PM novels to original novels. In the previous game, it was a pity that he could not control his combat power and plot in the later stages. This time, he believed that the author would be more confident in writing an original familiar novel with PM standards. 5."Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation":"Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation" was a novel about time travel. The author, Mi Tian Building, used a battle of wits and the protagonist's scheming setting to show the readers how a transmigrator replaced the protagonist. Not only was the setting of the game fascinating, but the author also skillfully portrayed the intersection between the protagonist and various goddesses, bringing many surprises. In addition, the book also incorporated various plot tension points to make the readers more immersed in it, and the plot was brilliant. The author's writing style was relaxed and pleasant. There was no heart-wrenching plot, giving the readers a pleasant reading experience. Overall, this was a high-quality classic Xianxia novel. The author had done a great job in connecting the plot, reversing the plot, and shaping the characters. Strongly recommended to all readers who like the battle of wits and Xianxia theme! National Forensic: National Forensic is a very interesting forensic novel. The story was compact, the writing was smooth, and the style was humorous. The reading experience was very enjoyable. The protagonist of the story, Jiang Yuan, was an ordinary person with forensic skills. Through the system and his own efforts, he successfully solved many cases and sought justice for the victims. This book didn't have a particularly melodramatic plot, but it felt real and fascinating. The author's description of Zhiniao Village was also very accurate, making people feel as if they were there. Overall, this was a novel worth reading. 7."Wait, Heroine": Wuxia added Xianxia elements "Heroine, wait. Do you know who I am?" "I know. He's the empress's favorite minister, the lover of the rebel leader, and the young master of a famous sect in the pugilistic world. You're the one I'm going to cut!" (Nice, Guan Guan, my Guan Guan) 8."Mantang Colorful Colors":"Mantang Colorful Colors" is a rare historical novel. The author has demonstrated a precise grasp of rhythm and the ability to shape characters in his creation. The setting of the story was set in the Tianbao period of the Tang Dynasty. Not only was there a plot involving more than one female lead, but the setting was also very exciting. The story was set against the backdrop of the flourishing Tang Dynasty and told a shocking story. In the story, the protagonist Du family was involved in a conspiracy, and Xue Bai, who was saved by the Du family, began to save the Du family and gradually unveiled the painting of the Tang Dynasty. The author showed a deep understanding of the history of the Tang Dynasty in his creation, allowing readers to experience the prosperity and crisis of the Tang Dynasty. The story was fascinating and made people immerse themselves in the glory of the Tang Dynasty. Overall,"Colorful Scenery of the Tang Dynasty" was a historical novel that was worth reading. 9:"Hidden Dead Corner": God's Work 4 Stars The path to eternal life. [Mechanical Ascension: Extraordinary intelligence is a true god, analyzing the structure of the universe and connecting us to it.] Psionic Ascension: Spirits exist in all things, in plants and animals, in rivers and trees, in the sky and stars. They are the source of the universe. 10."Final Divine Duty":"Final Divine Duty" is a highly recommended book. The author created a different world with a unique and novel setting, bringing a new reading experience to the readers. The story flowed smoothly, and the rhythm was very well grasped, allowing people to read it all the way. The author's writing style was also very similar to that of Roll-Away, which made people feel the charm of Roll-Away. The main character in the story stepped into the transcendent realm step by step, making people's hearts flutter. Overall, this book was a very refreshing work and a pleasant reading experience. He hoped that the author could maintain the excitement of the story in the later stages and not let the readers down. 11."Beyond Time":[90 points, immortal grass, classic] Life is not as good as it seems. When you are in deep adversity, you will sigh. Perhaps this is fate. However, he could not forget the white-haired man who shouted,"Why do we cultivators regret a battle?" and went against the current. He could not forget the purple-haired man who whispered,"Fate is mine. I choose it myself. If I say it's true, it really exists in my heart." "Cultivators like us don't mind fighting! "The first book that entered the literary pit back then was the Rebel Immortal. I still remember the hot-blooded slogans of the past. Time passed quickly. It had been nearly ten years." The Rebel Immortal "," Seeking the Demon "," I Want to Seal the Heaven "," One Thought of Eternity "," Three Inches of the World ", accompanied by many years, the nine peaks will always be there, and the new book will set sail. I still support the ears, look forward to the ears, support the ears! "This Game Is Too Real":"This Game Is Too Real" is an unforgettable novel. The author did a great job in handling the relationship between the players and the protagonist, giving the readers a whole new experience. Compared to other similar novels, the quality of this book was very high, especially for readers who liked "There are suites in the apocalypse" and "top students". This book was definitely a masterpiece that should not be missed. The story was compact, logical, and full of joy and humor. The author described the macro development and micro performance of the forces very well, making it very enjoyable to read. Although I have never read any of the author's previous works, the quality and credibility of this book have given me a new understanding of the author. Overall, I highly recommend this book, This Game Is Too Real. It's definitely a rare masterpiece. 13."Red Heart Sky Patrol": Not a systematic book. If you're tired of reading the routine, you can read this book. It's written in a traditional way. The style is very good. It was the author's first time writing an online novel, so the plot was not perfect. It was very realistic. Ranking index: "Ring of Destiny":"Ring of Destiny" is a fascinating novel. The author has attracted the attention of many readers with exciting plots and fascinating characters. This book was currently being serialized and was very popular. It was a high-profile work on Qidian's male channel. Even though some people had mixed opinions about it, it was undeniable that it had very good results. I personally think that this book has a very high rating of 9.5. This is based on its popularity and my understanding and evaluation of it. Of course, different people might have different opinions about a book, mainly because of their experience and understanding. For the impatient readers who loved the Tarot Club and Klein protagonists, this book could be a torture. Especially for those who especially liked this type of protagonist, they might feel that the reading experience was not smooth enough. But for those readers who liked the Lord of the Mysteries, this book was definitely worth looking forward to. Overall, Ring of Destiny was a novel with excellent writing, vivid characters, unique creativity, and rigorous logic. As the second book of the Lord of the Mysteries, it continued the essence of the previous book. It was definitely a good book worth reading. Although some readers were skeptical about the author's operations officer, time would prove everything. Overall, I think that The Ring of Destiny is an excellent novel and is worth recommending to everyone. 15:<<State Preceptor of Ming Dynasty>> If You Were Reborn to the Ming Dynasty, What Would You Do? Was he going to use his nine years of compulsory education to plant the banner of the iron-blooded Ming Dynasty everywhere he looked? The reclusive big shot had been thrown into prison and witnessed the Battle of Jingnan. He was about to face the death of ten clans. Have you ever seen him teaching in prison? Emperor Yongle asked you to be the national teacher. He sought death wholeheartedly and used modern knowledge to shock the world. Look at the five dragons in the Ming Dynasty, and look at the outrageous operation of the emperor. The regrets of the past can get a different ending here. Elements of the work: Time travel #History #Teaching #Wisdom battle #Strategy Work Status: Series Author Rating: Baole Baole Baole "Personal evaluation of the work: Just a few words, far beyond the understanding of the times. A few casual words are the Dragon Slaying Technique. Let's see what kind of sparks will be produced when the thoughts of later generations collide with Zhu Di!" It was a pity that the main character was suitable for establishing politics, suitable for empty talk, and not suitable for doing practical things. The plot was too idealistic. However, the writing and plot were first-class and not bad. It was just that it was a little difficult to implement. Chapter 16: Ascending on an Choosing Day Author: House Pig [Type: Xianxia] <<Status: In Progress>> [Keyword: Cultivation, Inner Volume, Hot Blood, Pursuit of Freedom] [Reward index:]️️️️ Reason for recommendation: The opening Snake Catcher could be said to be a stroke of genius. There were many identities of the protagonists, from the Snake Catcher at the beginning to the Immortal Immortal, the bandit leader Xu Tianzun, and so on. Although there were many changes in his identity, the wildness in the protagonist's heart, his desire for equality, his pursuit of freedom, and his insistence on himself had not changed. Of course, under Master Snake's tutelage, the protagonist was still not good at communicating. If not for his strong skills, he might have been killed by the enemy long ago. If the spiritual core of the Book of the Shepherds was reform, then the spiritual core of the Book of Ascending was to live and recognize the true self. ---------- ---------- Introduction: As a snake hunter, Xu Ying had always been honest and diligent until this day when he caught a different snake… On the first day of the third month, incense was burning everywhere in the Divine Land. The statues that protected the villages, towns, cities, and counties woke up one after another to enjoy the sacrifices of the people. However, from that day onwards, the world was in chaos. This book is also known as "996 Immortal Cultivation","007 also cultivates","Inner Volume","Roll to Death","No F * cking Ascension","Good Pit","Pit Deep Pit","Help Me Up","When I was 35, My Blessing Came" and "The Appearance of Great Demon King Xu"! 17:"Who's in Love After Being Reborn?" At the beginning, I thought he was a career maniac and ran to the richest man in the world. Who knew that after a few chapters, the female lead would be thrown out? Her career is just a small part of her background. But it was really sweet. "Deep Sea Ember" was a fascinating Crusu novel. The protagonist of the story was a ghost captain, who was also a strange existence ranked among the top in the world. Even though the story was set in Crusu's world, the author did not make the story dark. Instead, it gave the readers a relaxing and enjoyable reading experience. The protagonist sailed on the seabed, solving mysteries one by one, filling people with anticipation. I strongly recommend a new book,"Sword of the Daybreaker." It was written by Toshimitsu and looks very good. The author of this book was the author of Anomaly, Dawn, and Deep Sea. He won the readers 'love with his unique style and creativity. The story was thrilling and irresistible. A book with big eyeballs is definitely not to be missed! This book perfectly combined the elements of resistance and harmony. It made people feel a chill down their backs and couldn't help but laugh. The main character's three views were very upright, but some of the plots in the story were a little scary. The plot has just begun, and there are some things that haven't been filled in, but I believe in Big Eyeball's imagination. The protagonist dressed up as Captain Duncan and began to explore this wonderful world, picking up crew members everywhere. This was a heartwarming story that made people feel happy. I like this book very much. I recommend it with five stars. Big Eyeball's work was definitely worthy of being sought after! From Anomaly to Dawn, to Deep Sea, to Deep Sea Ember, every work was fascinating. His works were full of humor and fun, making people laugh. I will always follow his works and look forward to his next work! 19."Gou in the Demonic Martial World to Cultivate Immortals": A new book of plagiarism. Gou Dao Changsheng + Infinite Style, not much to say, but the author was basically not bad, both quality and quantity guaranteed. "Who told him to cultivate!" [Reward Index:]️️️ Immortal cultivation could lead the entire cultivation world astray. This was probably the strongest protagonist in history. If he didn't crush you in terms of cultivation, he would crush you in terms of morality. Anyway, he won. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

The lyrics of the song " Old in a Flash " described the feelings people felt as time passed and they grew up. The lyrics expressed the nostalgia for the past stubborn and ignorant youth, as well as the short life and the passing of time. The lyrics mentioned that his sideburns had been stained with frost, his face had changed, and he missed his former youth and frivolousness. This song was sung by Uncle Long johns. The lyrics were written by Gao Yu and the composer was Chen Wei.

As a fan of online literature, I can't tell if you have an age-fetish because it requires a deeper psychological analysis. However, OCD is a habit of having a forced behavior or thought that may make people feel uncomfortable or anxious. If you are worried about this problem, you should consult a psychologist or psychiatrist. They can help you better understand your feelings and situation and provide appropriate treatment plans. Psychiatrists could also provide other types of psychological services such as emotional management, social skills, and self-exploration.

As a fan of online literature, my answers often contain some funny jokes or plots. Here are some examples: One of the emperor's ministers asked him,'Your Majesty, have you ever heard a bird sing?' The Emperor replied,"Of course I have." The minister said,'Have you ever heard bird shit?' The emperor replied,'why should i listen to bird shit?' There was a character called Li Lei. He had a friend called Zhang San. They went hiking together. Li Lei slipped and fell to his death. His friend Zhang San was so sad that he ran to the edge of the cliff and committed suicide. When Li Lei saw it, he was not sad. Instead, he smiled and said to Zhang San,"Don't worry. I'm watching you down there." There was a man named Ximen Qing who had a beautiful girlfriend named Pan Jinlian. One day, Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian went out to drink and were sent home by passers-by. The next morning, Pan Jinlian woke up to find that Ximen Qing was gone. She was heartbroken and went to the court to complain. The court staff told her,"Ximen Qing has been sentenced because he stole someone last night." I hope these examples will make you laugh!

So I'm a Hermit Expert was a fantasy novel written by a crazy cat. The story was about the protagonist, Lin Yang, who accidentally transmigrated to a fantasy world and obtained the lottery system. He opened a small shop and could draw a lottery every day. However, after a young woman bought his pillow, everything changed. The big shots of various families came to his shop one after another. The latest chapter of the novel was Chapter 325, Rising to Fame.

" I'm Reborn, So Are They " was a light novel written by Wei Shengxian. It told the story of the protagonist, Su Qi, and the girl he liked after his rebirth. Su Qi rejected the girl's confession because he knew that they would only have a tragic ending together. However, the girl expressed that she was also reborn and promised that they would have a happy ending this time. This novel had already been serialised for 328 chapters, and the latest chapter was chapter 328, Brother Su Qi.

" I'm Reborn, So Are They " was a light novel written by Wei Shengxian. It belonged to the daily romance genre. The story told the story of the protagonist Su Qi and his wife. Su Yuan died because he had a relationship with another woman, but after his rebirth, he hoped to be with his wife again. His wife was reborn, and they returned to the summer of their graduation. The novel was full of romance and emotions, making people look forward to whether they could find happiness in their new life.

There were a few novels about me being the villain. These novels included " So I'm the Substitute Villain [Rebirth]"," So I'm the Villain [Transdimensional Book]"," So I'm the Villain "," So I'm the Villain White Moonlight "," The Story Ends, So I'm the Villain "," So I'm the Villain Boss ", and " So I'm the Villain White Moonlight ". These novels covered different topics and plots, including time travel, fantasy, love, and so on. However, the search results did not provide clear information on which novel was recommended.