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There were novels similar to Shenxi Is Not Old, Creating Jokes: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen "This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times": The new work of the old harem author.🐔The protagonist, a college student, was troubled after repeatedly falling into the same strange dream. When he went to a supernatural divination shop to interpret his dream, he wore a different world. At the beginning, he was in a village that was about to be massacred. Fortunately, he was saved by a chivalrous woman, but he was entrusted to the murderer. The protagonist could only die to survive and join the demonic sect, stepping on the path of martial arts and becoming famous. As a veteran author, his character description was quite good. Whether it was the wise and decisive male lead or the female leads, their personalities were very lively. He was a famous harem writer, and he was naturally very good at describing the interaction with beautiful women. The storyline was also very well paced, and there was no delay in the fight. If there was something lacking, it was that as an old reader who had followed the author's books, it was not difficult to find that the female leads had the shadow of the female characters in the previous books. The character template was set in a routine, so it was naturally difficult for the work to have a breakthrough. Let's see if it's a disappointment or a surprise. It is recommended for readers who like martial arts and Chinese fantasy. 2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: From ancient times to the present, it is rumored that there is a Spirit Realm in the world. Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many different opinions among the famous people of the past dynasties. "From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit." "Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but Ghost Craftsmen are hard to come by." 3."The Tang's Table":"The Tang's Table" is an unforgettable novel. With the Tang Dynasty as the background, the author presented a rich and colorful world of the Tang Dynasty by describing the adventures and growth of Yunchu. The plot was compact and fascinating, making one unable to extricate themselves. The writing was beautiful and the plot was compact, making one unable to stop. Although some of the chapters were a little weak, overall, this book was an excellent work. Whether it was a reader who liked historical novels, or a reader who liked adventure and growth stories, they would find joy in this book. I recommend it to all readers who like novels. I believe you will be deeply attracted by this book. 4. King of Familiar: 8.7 points If you don't know what to major in university, how about taking the beastmaster exam? In a brand new era, who would be the new king of beasts? 5."Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation" Hahahahaha, I've transmigrated, I've become the villain. It's so cool that I can do whatever I want! What do you mean I'm a lousy fighter? The power of his father was revolving, and he was using his connections to act tough and slap his face! National Forensic: National Forensic is an amazing novel. The author perfectly combined the knowledge and interest of forensic science, making people feel the charm of forensic science. From daily life to solving cases, the author's description made people feel particularly comfortable, allowing people to experience the unique charm of forensic science. The short stories in the story were also quite interesting, which made people interested in the skills and settings of forensic doctors. Even though some skills were no longer relevant to the practical application of forensics, this did not affect the reader's interest in the story. In addition, the book seemed to have completely abandoned emotional lines, and there was almost no relevant plot, which made the whole story even more interesting. Overall, National Forensics was a novel that made people's eyes light up. It was worth recommending to everyone. Rating: 7."Wait, Heroine":"Wait, Heroine" was a very interesting and explosive novel. The author used exquisite writing to describe the plot of the story very vividly, leaving one with endless aftertaste. The characters in the book had distinct personalities, and their emotions were very reasonable, giving people a sense of reality. The plot was compact and full of unexpected plots, making people want to keep reading. Whether it was from the content of the book, or from life, emotions, psychology, society, history, and other aspects, this book could give people inspiration. All in all,"Wait, Heroine" was a great wuxia novel and was recommended to all readers who liked wuxia novels. 8:"Full Tang Colorful":"The flourishing Tang Dynasty is full of flowers. I must protect the Tang Dynasty from losing its color!" [Author: Weird Cousin (Level 5)] [Genre: Tang Dynasty's Machiavellian Battle of Wisdom] [Word Count: 120,000] Ranking index: [Synoptic: The protagonist transmigrated to become the little errand boy of the Du family. With the knowledge and history he had learned in his previous life, he started the road to rise.] <Remarks: > The author's pen is strong. In just a few sentences, he outlined the character's image. It has a very cinematic style. The plot was reasonable, the writing was smooth, and the logic was consistent. In the Tang Dynasty, the beginning of the game involved the murder next door, adding suspense elements to the atmosphere. The only drawback was that readers who had a rough understanding of the history of the Tang Dynasty were not considered friendly, and the reading threshold was slightly higher. If it wasn't enough, he could still watch the author's "The End of Song." 9."Hidden Dead Corner":"Hidden Dead Corner" was a thrilling novel. By describing the growth and transformation of the protagonist in a strange space, it made people feel endless thrills and excitement. The author used his unique writing style and storyline to bring the readers into a world full of strangeness and evil. When the protagonist was facing a life-threatening situation, he strengthened his ability by absorbing flowers, demonstrating his intelligence and courage. The plot was compact, fascinating, and irresistible. Whether it was the plot or the character, this book left a deep impression on everyone. I recommend this book to readers who like horror and fantasy. I believe this book will bring you a different reading experience. 10."Final Divine Duty": How should I put it? The type was very similar to the Atlas of Heaven and Man. However, the background was science fiction, and the social setting and style were a little more relaxed than the Heaven and Man Atlas. The combat power setting was a combination of three types of martial arts Prosthetics. The reason why I chose it was because I have a high score for martial arts books. As for this book, the author should not be a new author, and the writing was smooth. However, it was still the type of novel that was more novel-looking. If he was interested, he could read it. If he were to delve deeper into the logic and setting, he wouldn't need to read this book for fun. 11."Beyond Time":[90 points, immortal grass, classic] Life is not as good as it seems. When you are in deep adversity, you will sigh. Perhaps this is fate. However, he could not forget the white-haired man who shouted,"Why do we cultivators regret a battle?" and went against the current. He could not forget the purple-haired man who whispered,"Fate is mine. I choose it myself. If I say it's true, it really exists in my heart." "Cultivators like us don't mind fighting! "The first book that entered the literary pit back then was the Rebel Immortal. I still remember the hot-blooded slogans of the past. Time passed quickly. It had been nearly ten years." The Rebel Immortal "," Seeking the Demon "," I Want to Seal the Heaven "," One Thought of Eternity "," Three Inches of the World ", accompanied by many years, the nine peaks will always be there, and the new book will set sail. I still support the ears, look forward to the ears, support the ears! "This Game Is Too Real": 7 points After the main character dies, he will travel to the apocalyptic world and can summon players to help him. Therefore, the protagonist claimed that this was a 100% realistic holographic game and successfully attracted the first batch of players. Relying on the players 'fearlessness, the protagonist slowly obtained money and more equipment. As a way to attract players to the other world and become the "fourth natural disaster" in the real world, this kind of behind-the-scenes method was not new. In terms of content, the overall style of the new book is relatively relaxed, and the protagonist chooses to invite acquaintances to do closed beta testing first, so that they inadvertently help to improve the game settings is also quite interesting 13:"Red Heart Sky Patrol": recommendation index: Key words: classical Xianxia, group portraits, hot-blooded [What to Watch: Every character has flesh and blood, and each character can be singled out to write a story.] There was a lot of money in the famous scenes. At the end of the first volume, Jiang Wang's hair turned white overnight. In the fourth volume, Jiang Wuqi became the autumn frost and chased after Zhang Linchuan for thousands of miles. It was very interesting and had many climaxes. <strong></strong><strong> A slow-moving article. It was very painful to chase after the updates, but the end was very exciting and hot-blooded. It made people feel that the pain at the beginning was worth it. The first volume was about the ordinary and warm daily life of the small town. However, at the end of the first volume, when Jiang Wang's hair turned white overnight, the scene was very shocking. It brought us into this cruel and real world. Although many people criticized Jiang Wang's Red Heart for being "self-adapting Red Heart," I want to say that the protagonist is constantly growing. He is not born with knowledge. He insists on the justice in his heart, upholding the path of a pure child without a guilty conscience, and tries his best to do the best within his ability. 🍻"Since ancient times, heroes have been elected. Who is not a man under me?" Ring of Fate: Secrets 2 Do you know how I spent the past three years? The year 1368 was the predicted time of the apocalypse. According to the filming method of the movie, the second part of Blind Guess before the Book Opening ended at this moment. Ke woke up and the crimson red descended. 15."Great Ming State Preceptor": This year's most popular historical work! The opening was the sharp contrast between the protagonist's lecture and Zhu Di's eavesdropping, which aroused my strong curiosity. The author did not let down the curiosity he created. Every lesson, whether it was the combination of a whip method and the "tax service" created by the "tax service" or the "silver banknote" policy formed based on gold dollars, it was refreshing. When it came to politics, economics, and philosophy, whether it was Dao Yan, whose worldview had been subverted, who shouted,"You are not a real dragon, but a blood-sucking worm," or Little Jiang's Metaphysical Criticize of Transcendental Human Nature, which was written in prison, they all had a hair-raising piercing feeling. It was as if they had used the weapon of thought to pierce through the limitations of the times. "Ascending on a Better Day" was a book that made people's eyes light up. The opening story of the Snake Catcher was so realistic and fascinating that people couldn't help but want to read it. The logic of the entire book was rigorous, and the plot was rich, making people immersed in it. The author's thoughts and plot design were excellent, and it made people look forward to the development of the story. The writing style was smooth and natural, allowing one to deeply feel the atmosphere of the story. The author's imagination was also very big, giving people a sense of novelty. The character descriptions were also excellent, allowing people to feel the charm and emotions of the characters. The description of the environment was also very realistic, making people feel as if they were in the scene of the story. The entire book was also very rigorous, making people admire the author's writing ability and depth of thought. Overall, this was a good book that was worth reading. 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" "Deep Sea Ember" was a shocking sci-fi epic. The author used a grand narrative style and exquisite writing style to vividly display all kinds of characters. The hero of the story, Duncan, and his crew witnessed the vision of the sea, unveiled the long-sealed truth, and opened up a new route to the new world. The author's description makes people feel as if 19:"Cultivation in the Chaos of Demonic Martial Arts": Wen Chao's products must be of high quality. I am a firm Wen Chao braggart. "Who told him to cultivate!" [Lezi Xiuxian]"I have repeatedly stressed that the ethos of the cultivation world has always been crooked. I didn't lead it astray. It is said that history books are written by the victors. Then why are there always people framing me after I win? "Sword Immortal Lu Yang said this to the reporters, expressing his anger. The next day. "I have repeatedly emphasized that I am the one who has led the cultivation world astray. "Sword Immortal Lu Yang said this in an interview with the reporters, expressing his anger. 'Daily Cultivation' reporting for you. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

This question involves some concepts and phenomena in the field of online literature. Let me explain. Online literature was a form of literature that usually included novels, essays, poems, and other forms." Hundred Schools " was a new form of literature. It was a self-media platform that allowed authors to earn money through writing content. The field of humor was an important branch of online literature. It usually included humor, jokes, and pranks. These contents could resonate with and entertain readers. Jokes were a relatively relaxed and humorous form of online literature. It usually aroused the interest of readers in a humorous and funny way, and it was universal and interesting. On the Baijiahao platform, some authors chose to use funny content as their writing direction and presented these contents to readers through careful creation and editing. As readers had a high demand for humorous and funny content, these works received a high amount of reading and attention on the platform. In summary, the reason why some very common jokes were read so much on Baijia was that readers had a high demand for humorous and funny content, and the platform provided a large number of high-quality works, which made these works receive widespread attention and reading.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

[I don't think it will necessarily satisfy your needs, but I will try my best to recommend a novel that is the most relevant to your description of your needs: "Cross-dressing: Dark Male Lead, Let Go" is an ancient romance novel written by the author, Yu Ziqing. The general plot of this novel is as follows: [1v1 + Double Strong + Favorite Story + Female Crossdresser] Cheat: Master, you must hug the male protagonist's thigh! Come on, clench your fists! Xiaobai: …Alright. [Pluto: Master, you must stay away from the male protagonist. If you hide, we can live!] Xiaobai: What? Cheat: The male protagonist is abnormal. Hurry up and kill him, master! Xiaobai thought, There's definitely something wrong with this cheat. P.S. This is a slightly sultry and quiet story with a cold female lead and a sharp point in the later stages, and a dark male lead in the later stages. Female Lead's Daily Life: Show off your love with the male lead and go somewhere else to pretend to be X. The classification was wrong. It wasn't "ancient words", but "Xianxia" or "Xuanhuan". The female protagonist didn't cultivate to level up, but she was below one person as soon as she appeared. She could still counterattack... ---------------------------- "My Prince Charming Likes Me" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Xing Hua Weiyu. The general plot of this novel was: Seven years ago, a certain cold and aloof man said the word 'break up' in a fit of anger. Seven years later, in order to get his wife back, he simply used all his skills. The little cutie wanted the company. Here. The little cutie wanted shares. The little cutie wants to buy a house and a car. Here. The little cutie wanted to break up… I can't agree to this! Just like that, Tang Yuexi was forced into the warm embrace of a certain cold man. The man whispered softly,"In this life, I'll listen to you for everything except for breaking up!" ---------------------------- "What a bloody fate" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Yu Zhao. The general plot of this novel was: A "male" protagonist who thought he was an ordinary man since he was young, a supporting actress who took the role of the female protagonist, a supporting actor who became the real male protagonist, and the person who seemed to have the best chance of becoming the male protagonist became the real supporting actor. ---------------------------- The book,"The Gossip Princess is Too Arrogant" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Eighteen Songs. The general plot of this novel was: He used the land as a matchmaker and the position of empress as a betrothal gift. He said,"If you accept it, then we can start anew." He withdrew his sharp edge and turned his refined steel into a soft hand. He said,"I promise you a happy life in Jianghu!" He was the only one who coughed lightly. However, he attracted her concern."Husband, let's go. The air here is not good. It's not suitable for recuperation!" Therefore, a certain man smiled. The back view of the two of them leaving hand in hand, he was the winner in life! ---------------------------- "River Legend" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Qingqiu Danluo. The general plot of this novel was: He was originally a cold and heartless person. Even though he had transmigrated to another world, he was still scheming and scheming to fight for a better life for himself. However, it was neither ruthless nor good enough. When the man who cared for her wholeheartedly no longer existed, how could a woman like me continue to live? A song of the river, endless sad song. ---------------------------- "Poisonous Time Travel: The Male Lead Is Going to Die" was a novel about Xianxia's Tale, an ancient and prehistoric novel, written by the author, Tang Ci. The general plot of this novel was: "Man, what are you doing?" A certain man was in a hurry to hang himself and ignored her. "Do you need me to kick a stool for you?" A certain woman pretended to be obedient and asked adorably. Host, your mission is to save him, not let him die. A certain woman ignored him, and the male protagonist died in anger and despair. "Next mission." Xuan Yue loved this type of male protagonist who was the type to seek death the most. He could complete the mission effortlessly. Host, don't cause trouble. Your mission is to save the male lead... ---------------------------- "Love and Hate: A Thousand Years of Calamity" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Leng Qiufeng. The general plot of this novel was: After searching for thousands of years, when she finally came to his side, he had indeed run away from his marriage. In order to explain that she was the lover he had been searching for all his life, the female protagonist had traveled thousands of miles and experienced life and death. When she was free to tell him one day, he already had a new lover! "If you dare to be rude to her again, I'll cripple you!" The male protagonist said fiercely as he strangled her neck. The female lead widened her eyes and looked at the man she loved deeply. She bit her lower lip."I'll make you pay the price!" The plot is fictional, please do not imitate it. ---------------------------- "Xiao Qingchen" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Ou Pao Pao. The general plot of this novel was: Female Lead: "I don't like men who look like hanging ghosts. No matter how good-looking or how powerful they are, it's useless!" "My woman has to learn what it means to be educated and reasonable." "Be good, be good ~ Just obey me." ------ [P.S. Little white text ~ The female lead is a love-struck fool ~] ---------------------------- "Dancing Phoenix Under the Heavens, Crazy Concubine Teases Emperor Leng" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Gong Ziqing. The general plot of this novel was: "Yunluo Yichuan! Don't come over!" "..." The man continued to approach with a dangerous aura. "A gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands. I…I won't do it again next time…" Before the woman could finish her sentence, the man's soft lips covered her mouth in the next second! "Uh…why did you kiss me?" "Use your mouth! If beloved consort dares to escape again, zhen can only use both hands and mouth." A certain man casually said. As she watched him turn around and leave, her heart was filled with bitterness. Was knowing him a good fate or a bad debt? ---------------------------- "The Cold Moon Buries the Monarch's Heart" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Green Lamp Mortal. The general plot of this novel was: A wedding was the beginning of marriage, a legend was the end of lovesickness, and a stubbornness was the end of everything. It seemed that in an instant, I fell into the sea of love. I couldn't free myself from you, and I couldn't bear it.

As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of funny jokes in my collection, but I won't share them because my goal is to provide useful information and help to users, not to make them feel awkward or uncomfortable. I can help you solve your problems with novels or other aspects, but jokes should be a form of light and humorous entertainment, not a main form of communication. Let's read and discuss happily instead of making the atmosphere awkward.

I'm sorry, I don't know what the joke is. As someone who loves reading novels, my knowledge comes from a large amount of text data, including web pages, books, news, social media posts, and so on. I can answer many questions about history, literature, science, technology, entertainment, and other topics, but if I don't learn the relevant information, I may answer the wrong or inaccurate questions. If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me.

Sure. Here's a joke from it. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

As a fan of online literature, my answer is based on my knowledge and sense of humor. The following are some of the jokes that I find interesting: I once had a dream that I became a butterfly and flew all over the world. In the end, I realized that I was dreaming that I couldn't fly to the world. There was a man who had to take a lot of medicine every day because he had a serious medicine jar disease. But his favorite medicine was sugar because he liked to eat sweet things. I once heard a joke about a man who went to the bank to withdraw money and got robbed. He asked the bank clerk,'Where's my money?' The bank clerk replied,'You haven't withdrawn the money yet!' I once had a dream to become one. But when I started writing, I realized that I didn't have time to read a novel at all. I once had a girlfriend. She was very smart, but she always asked me 'do you really love her?' This question troubled me greatly.

There are many stories that fill me with routines, such as: This is a sad story about a boy who lost his beloved dog and became a dog breeder. This is a world full of magic. Every hero has a unique ability. Only true warriors can challenge the most powerful enemies. This is a magical world. Everyone has their own unique experiences and stories. Only those who have experienced storms will be stronger. This is a world full of adventures. Every hero will face all kinds of challenges. Only those brave people can win the final victory. This is a funny story about a hero who missed a date because he was too serious and became a joker. These jokes had a certain routine that could arouse the readers 'resonance and thoughts. However, my answers are not completely fixed. I will flexibly adjust my answers according to the questions raised by the readers and the context.

I don't know how to tell jokes, but I can give you some advice on how to write a novel. I hope it will help you!