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Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

" I don't think it'll necessarily satisfy your needs, but I'll try my best to recommend a novel that's most relevant to your description."" The Daughter of Time Travel " is an ancient romance novel written by the author, Liu Shui Cheng Shang. The general plot of this novel is as follows: After transmigrating, she had a father, a mother, a brother, a sister, and a younger brother. She looked like a beautiful flower! It was just that her father did not love her mother, did not love her grandmother, and hated that her elder brother did not look at her, and her younger siblings did not pay attention to her. Let's watch her devote herself to planning, planning for a beautiful and beautiful year, and controlling her destiny! ---------------------------- " The Counterattack of the Perfect Female Supporting Character " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Dream 1.7 meters. The general plot of this novel was: As the carrier of the supporting actress system, Jinshu would transmigrate to such a girl every time. She had an extraordinary family background, exquisite looks, excellent double quotient, and outstanding ability…However, when she met the male and female leads, her double quotient suddenly fell off and became a stumbling block in their relationship. In the end, her reputation was ruined. Jin Shu expressed that this was not a problem. Wasn't it just a double business? Just pick it up! As for the male and female leads? Who do you want? I won't serve you anymore! I Don't Know What's Wrong? I Clearly Did Check It Before I Sent It, But I Don't Know Why It's Not Segmented, And There's Even A Huge Bunch Of Typos! The content of this chapter is in chapters 31 to 34. Little angel, please check it carefully! ---------------------------- " Marrying the Wrong Bride " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Xue Yalian. The general plot of this novel was: The sisters got married on the same day. The younger sister married the top scholar, but the older sister married a silly boy. Everyone knew the result, but the two sisters walked two completely different paths. The elder sister cured her silly husband, and she was very surprised that her silly husband was not simple! ---------------------------- " Shu Rong " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Don't Call Me Sister Brother Hui. The general plot of this novel was: After transmigrating, she had become a delicate young lady like Sister Lin. She had swallowed her pride and only wanted to return to the countryside to farm and live a comfortable life. But why did so many troubles come knocking on her door? Since that was the case, he could only close the door and let his father go! [Friendly reminder: Although the title and cover are very serious, this story is not…cute at all! There was no fighting or farming here. It was just the daily life of a stupid woman who had transmigrated into an intermittent psychopath. ---------------------------- The book," Crossing Books " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Mi Hua. The general plot of this novel was: Jin Duoduo accidentally slipped into an ancient book. The female lead had a koi halo and was awesome. The female lead did not like her because she was the stepsister of the female lead, Bai Yueguang. Together with her stepsister, she had tricked her brother into a miserable state. She was just cannon fodder, and her ending was extremely miserable…For the sake of her own life, she expressed that she must be careful to avoid the male lead and try her best to hug her brother's thigh. First of all, he had to work hard to reform the best mother and let her know that it was very dangerous to go against the female lead. Secondly, she had to avoid the scumbags in the book who would make her life miserable in the next life. She had to let them go as far away as she could. Also, let the whole family eat their fill, let her brother do less work, and let him study. In the end, she only cared about her brother, her brother, and her brother…But why was it that her brother wasn't her biological brother even though her life was getting better…The elegant man smiled and patted her head." It's time to change your words, right, wife?" ---------------------------- " Five Brothers Begging for My Forgive After I Passed Through the Book " was a modern romance novel written by the ancestor of the flower demon. The general plot of this novel was: A maxed out big shot wearing the body of a vicious female supporting character. The funny thing was that she was the real gold, but the whole family spoiled the fake gold. The four words " big brother " described her as " looking for trouble ". The big villain cousin was a protective demon." Wanwan, ignore them. The four of them are blind." It was impossible for them to be bullied. He was a high-level hacker, a godly doctor, a commercial drama lead, a jewelry designer, and so on. All kinds of god-level identities were exposed, and he was domineering. The misunderstanding was resolved, and the four brothers knelt down to beg for forgiveness. " Wanwan, we brothers know we were wrong." Forgiveness was impossible. ---------------------------- " The First Wife of a Noble Family " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, March Rain. The general plot of this novel was: She had accidentally transmigrated to ancient times and became a concubine daughter of a noble family. However, her stepmother treated her like a treasure, her biological mother was gentle and virtuous, and her biological father was a womanizer. This was completely the female lead's script! However, before he could be proud for long, the vicious female supporting actors appeared one after another. Not to mention the fact that the marriage had been disrupted one after another, that cold-faced prince, could you not keep calling me my woman? I'm really not your woman from your previous life. The transmigrated woman versus the reborn man. ---------------------------- Abduct a Prince to Farm was an ancient romance novel written by the second author. The general plot of the novel was: "She had somehow transmigrated and was even dressed as a man! Was this a joke? I want to go home! Fortunately, it was just a woman disguised as a man. As long as she maintained her female identity, she could accept it. But…why were these ancient men so beautiful! It's fine if the top scholar is better than Xi Shi, but why is a regent like you so alluring! Why is a regent like you so cruel and bloodthirsty! She was as timid as a mouse, alright? Also, can this proud young prince not give her any more trouble? Where did her brother go? Dead or missing? Where should she go after stepping into the official career? What was the big deal about people appearing one after another? She couldn't remember so many names, okay? Forget it, forget it. I'll just take it that I've experienced Hua Mulan's military service. At most, I'll kill myself. I'll go home and not play with you guys anymore! However… ---------------------------- " The Two Phoenixes Flying in Time " was a Xianxia novel written by the author, One Milk Douya. The general plot of this novel was: Digging out a divine artifact from a game was like a pie falling from the sky! She was happy that the binding was successful, but she did not want to wake up again and dress up as the female protagonist's sister in the book. From then on, his sister walked further and further down the path of having an older sister complex. What? The supporting actress was reborn to snatch her sister's opportunity? Someone was snatching the male lead away from her sister, and she was the one who had taken it! However, her sister seemed to have lost interest in the male lead in this book. What should she do? It didn't matter. Find a better one for her sister! Ji Nuoyuan, who had a sister complex, didn't realize that her female lead sister had gone even further on the path of a sister complex than her... This person hit my sister, he won't be able to live! This person almost killed my sister. Just wait, he won't live past tonight! I must work hard to raise my cultivation and protect my sister. If the heavens can't tolerate her, I'll fight with the heavens! The two sisters worked hard for each other, grew up, and finally became gods and saints… ---------------------------- " The Fourth Miss of the Prime Minister's Residence " was an ancient romance novel written by Mei Aoxue. The general plot of this novel was: She, the unfavored Fourth Miss of the Prime Minister's Residence, had been wronged when she transmigrated. Her own sister had broken her legs innocently. He was the cynical Seventh Prince of Tian Lang Kingdom. He was handsome, unrestrained, absurd, and did not do his job properly. Two people who had nothing to do with each other had accidentally bumped into each other, and she had become his savior. She disguised herself as a man and became a wise strategist. He wanted to play again, but he did not expect to be attracted to a man. Battle on the battlefield, life and death. Only when they had the chance to stand side by side did he realize," So you're a woman?" " I'm not only a woman, I'm also your father's woman." Her cold eyes hooked up as she laughed evilly. The plot is fictional, please do not imitate it.

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If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar." If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. 4 "When you were young, did you often tell your parents that you were an alien?" "No, if I tell them I'm an alien, they won't ask me so many strange questions." A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him. A boy confessed to a girl, and the girl rejected him, saying,"I'm already past that age." The boy asked,"What age are you now?" "I've already rejected that age group," the girl replied. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar." A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot." If I die, the first thing I will say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar." If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot." If I die, the first thing I will say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar." If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot." If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him.

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Alright, I'll try my best to provide cold jokes. Here are some examples: Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do airplanes like to fly in the sky? Because they wanted to " fly." Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to have a piece of the sky in the "sea" circle.

Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.

An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"

There was a joke in the book," March Bewitching the Young Diao Wife ", about " March Divorce Wife ". In addition, there were some ghost stories in " Teach My Beholder Spirit-branded Retainer " that might be a little scary. Please note that these stories are all novel plots and have nothing to do with reality. If you don't want to be scared, you can choose to read other types of novels. I hope you like my recommendation.

I can give you some websites and resources to collect jokes. Here are some good choices: Reddit:Reddit's r/jokes subforum is a community full of funny jokes covering a variety of topics and styles. 2 Laugh Factory: This website has a special "joke library" that contains a large number of jokes and jokes. 3 Comedy Central: The "Comedy Soundtrack" section of the website is a channel full of humorous and funny content, including many jokes and short comedies. Jokescccom: This site covers all kinds of jokes, including pranks, children's jokes, brain teasers, etc. 5 Funny or Die: The content of this website is very funny, including many jokes, pranks and short comedies. The site is a social network that focuses on jokes and humorous content. Users can post and reply to jokes to gain happiness. The above websites and resources can allow you to collect a lot of funny jokes. I hope you will like them!