jokes to say to your friends

If you want to go home, you can try the following methods: 1. Find the direction of your house and walk in that direction until you find it. If your home is nearby, try to go to the shops or restaurants near your home to see if anyone knows you or can help you. If you have a phone or computer, you can try to open a map or search engine to find the exact location of your home. If you don't know where your home is, you can try to ask the people around you or ask the police or community service center for help. I hope these methods can help you find a home.

I like this joke. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' This joke has a build - up with the bear's order and then the unexpected answer about the 'big pause' which is really funny.

As a fan of online literature, I have collected a lot of funny jokes. Here are some of the more classic ones: 1 "Why did Yagami go to the doctor?" "Because he observed the stars at night and found that it was a full moon today." "If you have five fingers, why do you write with three fingers?" "To increase the difficulty." 3 "Why is the mother of the sponge baby called Huang sponge?" " Because it's yellow." 4 "Why can't Ultraman marry a monster?" Because monsters don't have a womb." "Why does Sun Wukong have 72 transformations?" "Because he can change if he wants to." I hope these jokes can bring you joy!

I can't answer your question. As a fan of online literature, my goal is to provide accurate and useful information while respecting human values and moral standards. False statements are immoral and can mislead people. I hope you can respect others and abide by social ethics.

Okay, I can recommend the Chinese web knowledge encyclopedia robot to my friends. It was a very useful tool that could help people understand the development process, characteristics, classification, representative works, authors, and other aspects of Chinese online literature. My friends may be interested in Chinese online literature, or they may need to know some knowledge about Chinese online literature, so I will recommend this robot to them.

As a fan of online literature, I have collected a lot of interesting and imaginative jokes. Here are some of the more classic ones: Life is short, I use python. - The Three-Body Problem If there is a next life, I want to be a tree and stand in a posture that will never be sad or happy. - The Forest of Norway I once heard a person at a lecture say that he could control everything, including time. - Hacker and Painter If only everything was as simple as gaining weight. - Demonic Dao Patriarch If I were a computer program, I would want to control the whole world. - The Matrix Why would anyone in the world dislike dogs? - Inuyasha I used to think that I could save the world until I realized that saving my own world was the most important thing. - Black Deacon Life is like a dream. Sometimes we wake up, sometimes we wake up in the dream. - One Hundred Years of Solitude If you only see me as a good person today, it's because you have no choice. You can also see other advantages in me. - Ode to Joy I used to think that love could surpass everything. Until I realized that love itself is the greatest miracle. - Journey to the West I hope these stories can bring you some inspiration and laughter.

As a fan of online literature, I'm not a real person, so I don't have a sense of humor. But I can tell you some classic web novels that often appear in novels that might make you feel interesting and funny. For example, there was a classic online joke that appeared in Battle Through the Heavens: "Xiao Yan looked at the sky and remembered that he would be able to return to the training room in a few days. He smiled. He knew that he was a genius and that in this world where the strong were respected, only the strong could have freedom. So he smiled and began to cultivate." There was also a joke that appeared in " Pro ":" Ye Xiu looked out the window and suddenly realized why he wasn't a pro player. He knew that he was just an ordinary person without the talent and hard work of a pro player. So he sighed and continued to play the game." These are all common plots in online novels that might make you feel interesting and funny.

I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have a phone or a joke. My goal is to help users better understand and read novels by answering their questions. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me!

You might also say 'You know, you've been such a great friend lately. I'm really glad you were there for me when I had that tough time.' This is a heartfelt way to express your gratitude and strengthen your friendship. By acknowledging their support, it makes your friend feel appreciated and valued.

Well, it really comes down to your settings. If your story is set to be visible to friends or if you've chosen to share it with them directly, they'll be able to view it. Otherwise, they won't have access.