fml meaning sexually

😋I recommend the following two novels to you. They are both favorite novels and don't have too many sadistic elements: 1. " Fenghua World's Supreme Princess Consort ": The female lead transmigrated to a noble family in history and became the daughter of a noble family. The male lead was the son of a king. Because of the imperial edict of his imperial brother, he wanted to marry the female lead as his wife. From then on, he began his path of spoiling his wife. Men are strong, women are strong, not torturing, not torturing at all, mistresses and whatnot are just cannon fodder. 2. << The Reborn Sweet Wife: The CEO's Darling Pet >>: The female protagonist was reborn and returned to the past where she was framed and killed by a scumbag and her best family. She took revenge on those who had hurt her. He abused whores, beat up scumbags, joined a mercenary organization, and even became the King of Mercenaries. After meeting the cold CEO by accident, the two of them began a sweet and doting life.

I had a really bad day. I planned to surprise my friend with a homemade cake. I spent hours making it. When I was on my way to her place, I tripped and dropped the cake. It was completely ruined. And to make things worse, it started to rain and I got soaked while standing there looking at the smashed cake on the ground.

A guy planned a really nice date for his girlfriend. He made reservations at a fancy restaurant and everything. But on the way there, his car broke down. He tried to call for help but his phone died too. So not only did he miss the dinner reservation, but his girlfriend was really disappointed.

There was this time at school when I accidentally spilled my lunch all over my desk. And it was the one day I had my favorite meal. Not only did I lose my lunch, but I also had to clean up the mess while everyone was staring at me. It was a total fml moment.

Here's one. I once went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when they asked me my name, I completely blanked and said the name of my dog instead. I was so embarrassed but then the interviewers just burst out laughing and it kind of broke the ice. In the end, I didn't get the job but it's still a funny memory.

Well, my FML life story involves a time when I was really excited for a job interview. I prepared for days, had all my answers ready. But on the day of the interview, I woke up late because my alarm didn't go off. I rushed to get there, looking a mess. And when I finally arrived, they told me they had already filled the position. It was just one of those days where everything seemed to go wrong.

A man was so excited to take his new boat out for the first time. He invited all his friends. But as he was driving the boat towards the lake, he forgot to check the depth and ran the boat right into a sandbar. The boat got stuck and they had to call for help. His friends teased him about it for months.

I went to a new restaurant. I ordered a steak. When it came, it looked amazing. But as I cut into it, the knife slipped and the steak flew across the table and landed in a lady's purse. I was so embarrassed.

A girl was going on a first date. She dressed up really nice and put on her favorite perfume. But when she got to the date location, she realized she had forgotten her wallet. So she couldn't even pay for her own coffee if needed. And she felt so awkward the whole time, trying to figure out how to handle the situation without looking too bad.

Maybe there's a story about a family that lost their pet. They searched everywhere and were heartbroken. But then, the pet showed up at their doorstep one day, a bit scruffy but healthy. It was a moment of pure joy and relief for the family, showing the strong bond between them and their furry friend.