A man was so excited to take his new boat out for the first time. He invited all his friends. But as he was driving the boat towards the lake, he forgot to check the depth and ran the boat right into a sandbar. The boat got stuck and they had to call for help. His friends teased him about it for months.
There was this time at school when I accidentally spilled my lunch all over my desk. And it was the one day I had my favorite meal. Not only did I lose my lunch, but I also had to clean up the mess while everyone was staring at me. It was a total fml moment.
Here's one. I once went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when they asked me my name, I completely blanked and said the name of my dog instead. I was so embarrassed but then the interviewers just burst out laughing and it kind of broke the ice. In the end, I didn't get the job but it's still a funny memory.
I had a really bad day. I planned to surprise my friend with a homemade cake. I spent hours making it. When I was on my way to her place, I tripped and dropped the cake. It was completely ruined. And to make things worse, it started to rain and I got soaked while standing there looking at the smashed cake on the ground.
I went to a new restaurant. I ordered a steak. When it came, it looked amazing. But as I cut into it, the knife slipped and the steak flew across the table and landed in a lady's purse. I was so embarrassed.
Once, my friend thought she was being super stylish with her new high - heeled boots. She strutted into a coffee shop, but as soon as she got to the counter, she tripped over a small step and spilled her coffee all over the barista. It was so embarrassing for her, but we still laugh about it now.
Well, here's one. I once went for an important job interview. I had prepared so much and was really confident. But as I was walking into the building, I tripped over a completely flat surface and fell flat on my face right in front of the receptionist. It was so embarrassing and I'm pretty sure it affected my performance during the interview. And of course, I didn't get the job.
Well, here's one. I once went on a blind date. I was so nervous that I accidentally spilled my drink all over myself right when we met. But instead of being embarrassed, we both just burst out laughing and it actually made the whole date really relaxed and fun.
Well, once I was in a hurry to catch the bus for an important meeting. I ran all the way to the bus stop, only to see the bus leaving just as I got there. Fml. It was so frustrating because I then had to wait for another half an hour and was late for the meeting.
Sure. One funny FML story is that I once went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when they asked me my name, I completely blanked and said the name of my favorite TV show character instead. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.
I entered a baking competition. I spent hours making this elaborate cake. When it was time to present it, I accidentally dropped it on the floor. All my hard work was ruined. I was on the verge of crying. But later, my friends made jokes about it and it became a funny story. It was a mix of sad and funny, that's for sure.