I decided to try a new exercise class. I thought it was a normal yoga class. But it was acro - yoga where you need a partner. I was the only one there without a partner and ended up falling on my face trying to do the poses alone.
I went to a new restaurant. I ordered a steak. When it came, it looked amazing. But as I cut into it, the knife slipped and the steak flew across the table and landed in a lady's purse. I was so embarrassed.
Here's one. I once went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when they asked me my name, I completely blanked and said the name of my dog instead. I was so embarrassed but then the interviewers just burst out laughing and it kind of broke the ice. In the end, I didn't get the job but it's still a funny memory.
Once, my friend thought she was being super stylish with her new high - heeled boots. She strutted into a coffee shop, but as soon as she got to the counter, she tripped over a small step and spilled her coffee all over the barista. It was so embarrassing for her, but we still laugh about it now.
Well, here's one. I once went on a blind date. I was so nervous that I accidentally spilled my drink all over myself right when we met. But instead of being embarrassed, we both just burst out laughing and it actually made the whole date really relaxed and fun.
Well, here's one. I once went for an important job interview. I had prepared so much and was really confident. But as I was walking into the building, I tripped over a completely flat surface and fell flat on my face right in front of the receptionist. It was so embarrassing and I'm pretty sure it affected my performance during the interview. And of course, I didn't get the job.
Sure. One funny FML story is that I once went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when they asked me my name, I completely blanked and said the name of my favorite TV show character instead. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.
Well, once I was in a hurry to catch the bus for an important meeting. I ran all the way to the bus stop, only to see the bus leaving just as I got there. Fml. It was so frustrating because I then had to wait for another half an hour and was late for the meeting.
I entered a baking competition. I spent hours making this elaborate cake. When it was time to present it, I accidentally dropped it on the floor. All my hard work was ruined. I was on the verge of crying. But later, my friends made jokes about it and it became a funny story. It was a mix of sad and funny, that's for sure.
There was this time I went camping. I was trying to set up my tent. I accidentally tied myself up in the tent ropes and fell over. It took me ages to get free while my friends were in stitches.
Well, here's a funny story. I went to a new coffee shop. I ordered a latte and when the barista handed it to me, he accidentally spilled some on his own shirt and then started doing a little dance like it was part of the show. It made my day.
Well, my FML life story involves a time when I was really excited for a job interview. I prepared for days, had all my answers ready. But on the day of the interview, I woke up late because my alarm didn't go off. I rushed to get there, looking a mess. And when I finally arrived, they told me they had already filled the position. It was just one of those days where everything seemed to go wrong.